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 deur1
 
posted on July 8, 2009 02:26:11 PM new
Someone purchased something mid May. Today they emailed saying they want to return , it does not cover their boobs --I KID YOU NOT !!!

She included a telephone number and ask that I call so she could talk to a REAL person.

SHE NEEDS TO GET REAL!!


Should I call? Should I say sorry your boobs are so large? Did they grow in the seven weeks you have had the item?






eBay is funner some days than others.



[ edited by deur1 on Jul 8, 2009 02:28 PM ]
 
 max40
 
posted on July 8, 2009 02:34:49 PM new
You don't offer a lifetime guaranty?

 
 merrie
 
posted on July 8, 2009 04:59:10 PM new
Perhaps she tried it on post enhancements.

 
 ebabestreasures
 
posted on July 9, 2009 03:24:44 AM new
I guess she wants you to pay for postage both ways as well.
Why not add a long distance phone call to your expenses while your at it?
Can she still file for her money back with paypal?

 
 postcardman
 
posted on July 9, 2009 09:57:20 PM new
I'd say email her to send a picture of her boobs and a picture of the garment over her boobs and that you will post the pictures on this forum and that a panel of ebay seller boob experts will make a decision. You may also ask her for notorized letters from her cosmetic surgeon and significant other that there has been no significant changes to her boobs since May.
 
 pmelcher
 
posted on July 10, 2009 03:26:14 AM new
LOL That last post was a coffee spitting one, thanks for the great laugh!

 
 shagmidmod
 
posted on July 10, 2009 07:51:08 AM new
Tell her to stuff it... oh wait, she's probably already done that.

 
 fluffythewondercat
 
posted on July 10, 2009 08:55:27 AM new
Did she actually use the word "boobs"?

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 deur1
 
posted on July 10, 2009 03:59:37 PM new
yes she used boobs and boobies in the email

 
 ginaphototwo
 
posted on July 17, 2009 08:05:23 AM new
yes i do!!!!
but never had this happen. thanks for this post. it made my day
(i do hope it worked out to your satisfaction, tho)
gmt
 
 carolinetyler
 
posted on July 17, 2009 02:26:58 PM new
Tell her she's probably pregnant if her boobs have gotten that large that quickly. This girl's even worse than me accusing my husband of shrinking all my summer clothes to make me feel fat.
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