posted on March 31, 2006 05:22:41 PM new
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally.
Again he is ready for more "action".
Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: ........."You mean I was here already?"
The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages!
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
posted on March 31, 2006 05:54:11 PM new
LOL! very cute!
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posted on March 31, 2006 06:32:50 PM new
You'd end up in Maggie's bedroom! And you'd be one lucky sucker...if you did! You'd think you had died and went to heaven! Have you ever tangled with a natural redhead, Bear?? LOL
posted on March 31, 2006 06:56:20 PM new
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Did I ever tell you about the time I flipped the hat off of the sheriff at a dance hall North of Houston? I told him he was being an old sour puss! My date was unimpressed..LOL
posted on March 31, 2006 07:14:21 PM new
Pull the plug
Just the other night my wife and I were sitting in the living room discussing our friends who are fighting cancer, heart attacks and stroke and I said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So, she got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
posted on March 31, 2006 07:25:39 PM new
I think everyone was amazed that he didn't cuff me, Bear.. But I was so damn cute, he just picked up his hat and smiled...well.. that's how I remember it anyway.. ha
posted on March 31, 2006 07:48:02 PM new
Maggie, I know a lot of cops, mostly Harris County Deputies. The majority of them have a sense of humor for things like that, as long as its done in fun.
Now if you had reached up & knocked his hat off,, you would have been in cuffs, and not fur lined ones.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
posted on March 31, 2006 08:16:00 PM new
Honest to God, he was on duty at this dance hall (I forget the name) a big barn place up north of Houston, with a group of friends from work. He was at the door, checking id's or something, and I flipped his hat straight off of his head. He just picked it up and when I told him he was a sour puss, he just smiled. I was in my 30's and I was old enough to know better, but I was a little tipsy.. I quit drinking about that time..
posted on April 1, 2006 03:26:31 AM new
"I think everyone was amazed that he didn't cuff me, Bear.. But I was so damn cute, he just picked up his hat and smiled...well.. that's how I remember it anyway.. ha"
posted on April 1, 2006 11:46:38 AM new
hook line sinker....
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