posted on June 20, 2001 11:34:32 AM new
(If you've already heard this, please forgive. I've been gone for 5 weeks, out of civilization.)
Bush and Cheney were going to eat lunch at The White House. When the waitress
came in, Cheney ordered "salad." Bush looked at the lady and ordered "a
quickie."
She looked a little perplexed and asked the President to repeat himself.
Bush replied that he wanted "a quickie."
The waitress left the room
muttering that she
"thought that sort of thing had stopped with the advent of a new
administration."
Cheney leaned over and said to Bush, "George, it's pronounced 'keesh.'"
posted on June 20, 2001 11:44:59 PM new
How about this one:
Bush was giving a speech to mixed crowd in New York, when he made the comment that a new age is dawning in America. He announced that there is no more "black and white", but only different shades of gray. After the crowd finished applauding he wrapped up his speech in fervent tone by announcing that the days of blacks having to take a backseat to whites was over! (More cheers) And as a line started to form to shake this great leaders hand he said loudly and with great conviction in his voice, "Alright everyone, light gray to the front of the line, dark gray to the back..."
