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 meltdown891
 
posted on July 13, 2001 05:35:38 AM new
"The question is...do I have a God complex. Which makes we wonder if this lawyer has any ideas as to the kind of grades one has to receive in college to be accepted in a top medical school, or if you have the vaguest clue as to how talented someone has to be to lead a surgical team. I have an MD from Harvard. I am board certified in Cardio-Thoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded seven different citations from medical boards in New England and I am never, ever, sick at sea. So I ask you, when someone goes into that chappel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry, or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from post-operative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Go ahead and read your bible, and you go to your church and with any luck you might win the annual raffle. But if your looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17 and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something, I am God...and this sideshow...is over." - Alex Baldwin from the Movie "Mailce"

"I've done far worse than kill you...I've hurt you. And I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you, as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive. Buried alive." Ricardo Montablan from the movie "Star Trek 2"

Ok...one more....

"I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. Its the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do I feel as if I've somehow been infected by it, its repulsive. I must get out of here, I must get free..." Agent Smith (don't remember the actor's name) from the movie "The Matrix"

Any others?

 
 gravid
 
posted on July 13, 2001 07:12:32 AM new
In Lawence of Arabia - he puts out the candle by squeezing the wick between his index finger and thumb. A fellow watching trys the same and burns the crap out of himself. Angry he asks Lawrence - OK what's the trick how do you do it? "The trick" says Lawrence "Is not to care."

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on July 13, 2001 07:30:49 AM new
Good God! Gas!

I can't help it, I 'm old.

Not that kind of gas--this gas can kill!

Sometimes my gas...

Help! Help! (pounding on door)

It doesn't smell that bad to me!

Miss Marbles & her elderly nurse in "Murder By Death"

 
 MrsSantaClaus
 
posted on July 13, 2001 09:42:11 AM new
"I see dead people."

The Sixth Sense

 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on July 13, 2001 09:47:24 AM new
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Princess Bride

 
 meltdown891
 
posted on July 13, 2001 10:04:04 AM new
You forgot your fortune cookie.

What?!

It says...'you're s%$# outta luck'

Clint Eastwood - The Enforcer

Ah, Ah...I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5. But being this is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow your head clean off, you got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry

He's dead, Jim

DeForest Kelly - Star Trek TOS

I am Locutus, of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. Fom this time forward, you will service, us.

Patrick Stewart - Star Trek TNG

 
 uaru
 
posted on July 13, 2001 10:32:40 AM new
"What we have here is FAILURE to communicate" Strothers Martin in 'Cool Hand Luke'




 
 shoshanah
 
posted on July 13, 2001 10:42:12 AM new
"Frankly my dear...I don't give a damn..."

Red Buttler to Ms Scarlett....

Ms Scarlett, later on:

What shall I do!!!!!....Well, I'll think about it tomorrow..."
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 cmore57
 
posted on July 13, 2001 10:57:25 AM new
Danny Devito - 'Other People's Money'

"Since when do you have to be hungry to eat a donut!"



 
 gaffan
 
posted on July 13, 2001 11:11:08 AM new
"Gentlemen!! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
-Peter Sellers (as the President) in
Dr. Strangelove
-gaffan-

 
 julesy
 
posted on July 13, 2001 11:29:10 AM new
Sometimes actions speak louder than words...

The closing scene in High Noon when Gary Cooper throws his badge into the dirt, snickers at the townspeople, and rides off with Grace Kelly.

And

Bringing up Baby, when Cary Grant answers the door, in Katherine Hepburn's frilly robe, receives a dumbfounded look from the the man who rang, and say's sarcastically "I've just gone gay!"



 
 Femme
 
posted on July 13, 2001 11:37:47 AM new

Uaru's quote from Cool Hand Luke is one of my favorites.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." - Marlon Brando - The Godfather.

"...a vile disease called social prejudice." - Stagecoach (1939)


 
 immykidsmom
 
posted on July 13, 2001 01:00:40 PM new
YES yes YES yes! ........ jamesoblivion
......
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Princess Bride
........................................


A lot of great ones here already! I know there'll be more, here's mine;

Tevye, the father from "Fiddler on The Roof";
...."You made many many poor people. I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor, but it's no great honor either. So what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?

.......Lord, who made the lion and the lamb,
You decreed I should be what I am,
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan-
if I were a wealthy man?"



 
 shoshanah
 
posted on July 13, 2001 01:21:44 PM new
Reb Tevye to G-d: "I know! I know! We are your CHOSEN PEOPLE! But could you just chose someone else, once in a while?..."



"Moses said THAT, TOO? For a man of slow speach, he sure talked a lot..."
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 bunnicula
 
posted on July 13, 2001 02:18:33 PM new
Nooo, not my gumdrop buttons!

Then start talking!

Alright...do you know the Muffin Man?

The Muffin Man?!?

Yes--the Muffin Man!

Hmmm...doesn't he live in Drury Lane?

--------------------Shrek
[ edited by bunnicula on Jul 13, 2001 09:54 PM ]
 
 immykidsmom
 
posted on July 13, 2001 11:27:55 PM new
"Don't spill that liquor, son. It eats right through the bar."
Walter Brennan, The Westerners

 
 lotsafuzz
 
posted on July 13, 2001 11:36:01 PM new
bunnicula: I fell out of my seat when the gingerbread man yelled, "Eat Me!" and spit in Lord Farquads face.

 
 uaru
 
posted on July 14, 2001 12:10:13 AM new
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Peter Finch ~Network~

That was the most memorable line in "Network" (a truly classic satire), but the most memorable dialog was a speech Ned Beatty gives. Ned Beatty was on the screen less than 5 minutes but his speech was such a over the top performance he got a nomination for best supporting actor. This is the speech Beatty gave:

It is the international system of currency which determines the vitality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And you have meddled with the primal forces of nature! And you will atone! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little 21 inch screen and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today. You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal? That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity. It is ecological balance. You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations! There are no peoples! There are no Russians! There are no Arabs! There are no third worlds! There is no West! There is only one holistic system of systems; one vast, interwoven, interacting, multivaried, multinational dominion of dollars! The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. Our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality -- one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock -- all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel.






[ edited by uaru on Jul 14, 2001 12:14 AM ]
 
 jumpinjacko
 
posted on July 14, 2001 12:44:12 AM new
No mam that's yellow primer
Kurt Russell......Used Cars

I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got
Nicolas Cage.....Raising Arizona

Pimps is an ugly word. We can call ourselves ..love brokers
Michael Keaton....Night Shift


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 ziLvY
 
posted on July 14, 2001 08:12:10 AM new
Surely you jest.....don't call me Shirley!....(Airplane)

That's not a knife, this is a knife (Crocodile Dundee)

Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn!
(GTWTW)

Go ahead, make my day....(Dirty Harry)

I'll be back! (Arnold in ???)





 
 Microbes
 
posted on July 14, 2001 08:36:50 AM new
Don Rickles in Kelly's Heros "Maybe he's a Republican".
Who Need's a stink'n Sig. File?
[ edited by Microbes on Jul 14, 2001 08:37 AM ]
 
 inside
 
posted on July 14, 2001 09:23:43 AM new
One good thing you can say about him, he's bound to marry well. Everyone's above him...

Camelot

 
 sulyn1950
 
posted on July 14, 2001 09:46:15 AM new
I thought about it and came to post only to discover it had already been mentioned!

I agree with uaru and Femme...

I find myself quoting it quite often ...
 
 sadie999
 
posted on July 14, 2001 11:00:08 AM new
Old man, if you give those dogs another piece of my food, I'm going to kick you 'til you're dead.

Olympia Dukakis in Moonstruck
 
 bunnicula
 
posted on July 14, 2001 11:13:13 AM new
"He must have had an enormous schwannstuker."

(pause) "That goes without saying."



"Damn your eyes!"

"Too late!"



"Wait! Where are you going?!? I was going to make expresso..."


----------------Young Frankenstein
[ edited by bunnicula on Jul 14, 2001 11:13 AM ]
 
 Hjw
 
posted on July 14, 2001 12:13:47 PM new

LoL

"What we have here is failure to communicate".

Cool Hand Luke

 
 pattaylor
 
posted on July 14, 2001 01:32:20 PM new
There is no normal life, there's just life, ya live it.
Doc Holliday, Tombstone

And from Slingblade:

Vaughan Cunningham: You seem like a thinker. You seem to always be deep in thought. So what are you thinking right now?

Karl Childers: I'm thinking I could use some more o' that potted meat, if you have any extry.

Edited because I left out a word.

Pat


[ edited by pattaylor on Jul 14, 2001 01:34 PM ]
 
 saabsister
 
posted on July 14, 2001 02:49:39 PM new
"You're not too bright. I like that in a man." Kathleen Turner in Body Heat

"Plastics" The Graduate

 
 twinsoft
 
posted on July 14, 2001 03:31:12 PM new
"Go sell crazy somewhere else - we're all stocked up here!" (Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets?)
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 meltdown891
 
posted on July 14, 2001 04:19:23 PM new
"Can you describe in your own words, what happened that night"

"Yo! Check it bleed...bro' was ON, didn't trip. But the folks was freakin' man. And the pilot was buddalayed to bone, home. So blood hammered out and jammed jib, s%$#. Tied that bad sucka tried to run 'way like a mutha...s%#$. "

Airplane Two

"Have you even been in cockpit before?"

"Nor sir, I've never been up in a plane before"

"You ever...see a grown man naked?"

------------------------------------------

"You've got to come to the cockpit right away"

"The cockpit, what is it?"

"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

Airplane one


Yes, fellow AW folks....I seem to have WAY too much time on my hands.

oops...two 'e' in seem. [ edited by meltdown891 on Jul 14, 2001 08:14 PM ]
 
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