chococake
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posted on October 2, 2001 10:58:19 AM new
OK, I'll have to try sitting on it. Whahoo.
Maybe the missing wonger is still in the box!
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deliteful
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posted on October 2, 2001 11:02:03 AM new
If you don't post again soon, shall we conclude you've been Tingled? 
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chococake
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posted on October 2, 2001 11:05:31 AM new
I'll get back at you later on that deliteful 
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deliteful
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posted on October 2, 2001 11:13:18 AM new
I don't know if I can handle the anticipation...
Wonder what I have around the house that tingles?
We have a N64 controller vibrator?
What am I typing? Bad hands, bad, bad, ...
Nevermind, I'm just going to sit on my hands and wait for Chococake's update!
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zilvy
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posted on October 2, 2001 11:17:20 AM new
Chococake may have found the problem with your not getting tingled....the rabbit died (you have to have unique electrical fields in your body for the tingler to tap into) ie: Energizer bunny in your bod is KAPUT
Partial description in ad on ebay for Tingler:
tapping and balancing the unique electrical fields in your body.
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chococake
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posted on October 2, 2001 11:25:59 AM new
Oh my, not that! How do I get it back Zilvy?
Barry could you do a search and tell me where I might find a new electrical field for my body? Will also except used but in good condition.
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deliteful
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posted on October 2, 2001 11:32:49 AM new
You might try rubbing an inflated balloon on your head. I saw that on Bill Nye the science guy.
Jess
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zilvy
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posted on October 2, 2001 11:37:39 AM new
Jess the old balloon trick will make the hair on your head stand up and you will be able to stick the balloon to the wall or ceiling.....but you won't get any tingles...not enough of a natural electrical field.
Chococake, remember Frankenstein monster movies with the bolts sticking out of the neck...try jumper cables..might help!! Ooopss tingles and jumpers....this is a family board isn't it?
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hjw
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posted on October 2, 2001 11:43:25 AM new
Zilvy
There you go with your wild and crazy imagination! The answer is to find Hepburn who knows how to make anything tingle.
Did she run off with the ...whatever..
Helen
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zilvy
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posted on October 2, 2001 12:59:48 PM new
Now just lets remember to keep our cool Helen, I do believe you are referring to krs' glowing wonger! Since he is not here to defend his property it is probably best that it not be discussed or alluded to.
Thank you for your consideration in this ahhhemm, delicate matter!
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 2, 2001 01:03:10 PM new
chococake: I would, but everytime I do a search on "tingler" I keep getting pages selling condoms and vibrators...
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The opinions expressed above are for comparison purposes only. Your mileage may vary....
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hepburn
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posted on October 2, 2001 01:05:27 PM new
Zilvy is right. Chococake has to find krs, because HE has the glowing wonger. So there is your answer chococake...you must have krs AND his wonger to get a tingle
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snowyegret
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posted on October 2, 2001 01:12:42 PM new
chococake, are you really putting a claw on your head for thrills?
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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chococake
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posted on October 2, 2001 01:15:37 PM new
OMG, this is getting so complicated. All I wanted was a tingle.
Well, KRS does live close to me. Do you think he would give me that glowing wonger, or just loan it to me?
Hey, Ken. Has anyone seen him? I bet he knew it would come to this, and he has made himself unavailable
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sadie999
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posted on October 2, 2001 01:17:20 PM new
While I'm almost embarrassed to post this due to the direction the thread has taken <chuckle>, I believe the tingler only works if someone tingles you. Unlike other forms of "tingling," doing it to one's self doesn't cut it.
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deliteful
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posted on October 2, 2001 01:34:59 PM new
Sadie999, that made me blush!
Jess
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hjw
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posted on October 2, 2001 01:49:44 PM new
Sadie!
I understand how you feel...or rather what you "mean" when you question the direction of this thread. Wait until the ingestion of vicodens begins. That is back off time.
Now, we have a lawyer, Barry who is having difficulty doing an Ebay search for "tingler". In the meantime, the services of KRS are being called for but he is missing...probably fishing with Antiquary somewhere.
Hepburn and Zilvy are off somewhere dreaming up some devilish scheme.
That is the state of affairs so far.
Good Luck!!!
Helen
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hepburn
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posted on October 2, 2001 01:52:20 PM new
Devilish? Nah. Im still having way too many laughs, like I was last night. My funny bone got tingled and its still working.
Then again, my moods tend to change when I get poked.
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 2, 2001 02:58:52 PM new
Helen: An eBay search? Nobody said anything about an eBay search! I was looking for the "tingler homepage" that was referenced up above by searching the Internet.
Barry
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The opinions expressed above are for comparison purposes only. Your mileage may vary....
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hjw
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posted on October 2, 2001 03:03:22 PM new
Barry
Well...Excuuuusse Me!!! I hope you were successful! LoL
Helen
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hjw
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posted on October 2, 2001 03:22:17 PM new
Hepburn,
No poking was intended. I just had a wild and crazy idea that maybe it would be possible to communicate with you and zilvy on a humourous thread...
Helen
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shoshanah
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posted on October 2, 2001 03:52:09 PM new
Barry...hmmmm...anything "tingled" your fancy on those sites?
Gosh Shosh
Moi
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zilvy
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posted on October 2, 2001 04:01:31 PM new
It is Shosh by Gosh, I checked on that old movie the "Tingler" it was with Vincent Price...
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Muriel
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posted on October 2, 2001 05:12:45 PM new
Is the Tingler like the Fukuokou? That little vibrator that fits on the tip of your finger?? Not that I have one... 
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hepburn
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posted on October 2, 2001 05:31:42 PM new
You mean I was actually right for a change? It was vincent price? That man was awesome, wasnt he? So tall, so debonair, such a good cook
Helen, I can deal with humorous. Are you driving tonight? If so, I'm still feeling right perky and silly. Maybe pocono will give me another present....keeping fingers crossed. Maybe...MAYBE he will borrow krs's wonger and tingle my tingler
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snowyegret
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posted on October 2, 2001 05:42:10 PM new
You know, chococake hasn't been around in a while.
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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hepburn
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posted on October 2, 2001 05:44:54 PM new
Maybe she got the tingler to work and zoned out on us with happiness?
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zilvy
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posted on October 2, 2001 06:12:15 PM new
I'm not really sure where chococake is at the moment but the FAA is complaining about some very weird sounds being broadcast on their frequency....all of this because the "TINGLER" is............
tapping and balancing the unique electrical fields in your body.
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shoshanah
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posted on October 2, 2001 07:53:23 PM new
Thanx, zilvy....I have never been a great one to remember movie people, except for Gregory Peck! Yum!....
My apology, Très Chocolat...
I am so glad that was NOT one of the questions asked when taking the Citizenship test....
Gosh Shosh
Moi
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chococake
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posted on October 2, 2001 08:33:00 PM new
I see you guys had fun while I was gone.
My son and I went to an auction preview today and I couldn't wait for him to come over to experiment on him.
With my eyes glowing, and my tingler hidden behind my back I told him to close his eyes. Being an obedient son he did what he was told. I ever so slowly lowered the tingler upon his head. His eyes flew open and he said, "whoa, what the h*ll was that? Do it again!"
Although the advertisements say you can do it to yourself, they also say it's best to have someone else do it to you. You know what comes next, right? I eagerly handed it to him, and now knowing this copper claw was not defective, I waited with anticipation for the same response he had. Whaa, nothing, zip, 0 tingle. I screamed, "what's wrong with me?"
When he went home he took my tingler with him to try on his wife. Haven't heard from him. Sure hope he made his wife's earth move.
OK, that he took it home, because I have 11 more I bought a dozen to sell at the flea market. I will have to face the fact that I am not tinglible and just hope everyone at the flea market is like my son. I will spread the joy of the tingler at the markets.
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