Mylanta
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posted on October 20, 2001 04:55:54 PM
Seeing as we're talking about other things,
Why do men have nipples?
I've yet to see a man suckle a baby!

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Zilvy
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posted on October 20, 2001 05:01:33 PM
Rancher I know my memory isn't all that great, but I thought you bought *Princess* for your mom and were going to housebreak her before she went to her new home? Whasss up with that?!
Also, I saved this from one of your previous posts as it is the cutest thing I have ever seen that wasn't staged.
Breinhold, ya gotta love this one...Muriel don't you have that one of Molly on the arm of the chair with her little tush facing the camera? That was soooo cute!!
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breinhold
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posted on October 20, 2001 05:14:42 PM
i have mine so i can count to twelve
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breinhold
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posted on October 20, 2001 05:15:50 PM
great photo zilvy!
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Zilvy
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posted on October 20, 2001 05:30:31 PM
Mylanta I think it has something to do with balance...not sure...useful as t*** on a bull is an old expression the hired men used to use on the farm...
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breinhold
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posted on October 20, 2001 05:40:25 PM
"I think it has something to do with balance" now that was funny!
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breinhold
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posted on October 20, 2001 05:43:38 PM
remember if we men had anymore than that we wouldnt get a damn thing done.
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rancher24
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posted on October 20, 2001 06:31:58 PM
Zilvy...You're memory is doin' just fine!....Hard as I try, Mom refuses to take possesion of Princess (or as we've takin' to callin' her "Mi-jette" and just keeps tellin' us "I'll take her right after I finish _______" ...The ______ changes every week. So we've pretty much accepted the fact that she's here to stay.
That pic is one of my favorites too....I was just in the right place at the right time when they were playin'...Those two are a riot when they play...and the Lab has the patience of a saint. She doesn't EVER get cross even tho' the Mijette nibbles on her legs and literally jumps up, bites Etta on the jowels and just hangs there!...
As for men's nibbles, IMO they are there to give us something to play with!...Besides, just think of how silly they'd look without 'em.
~ Rancher
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plsmith
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posted on October 20, 2001 06:39:56 PM
"i have mine so i can count to twelve."
Breiny, you seem to be ignoring the entire lower portion of your anatomy. By my reckoning (based upon your economy) you should be able to count to twenty-three, at least -- if not twenty-five...
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breinhold
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posted on October 20, 2001 06:45:38 PM
guess 13 isnt an unlucky number then after all!
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sadie999
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posted on October 20, 2001 07:20:05 PM
I thought men had nipples so they'd have something to play with when they were alone.
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Muriel
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posted on October 21, 2001 09:41:50 AM
Sadie, that's the first logical answer to that question I've ever heard!
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gravid
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posted on October 21, 2001 09:54:20 AM
Everything that is supposed to be behind the nipple is there but undeveloped. Sometimes they give us trouble. My right one developed a hard lump that was inflammed and hurt like crazy and I had to go in and have it surgically removed. Not a simple out patient - but general anesthesia and a trip to the operating room. Less than fun.
Wouldn't we look like a store manniquin without them?
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Muriel
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posted on October 21, 2001 09:57:37 AM
Um... Gravid... thanks for sharing... I think. 
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Zilvy
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posted on October 21, 2001 09:58:43 AM
Ok, I think Gravid is right...store mannequin! Now Gravid, get it together and get a photo of you over on the Roll Call thread....hup, hup, hup!!
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Muriel
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posted on October 21, 2001 10:05:03 AM
Yes, Gravid, post your picture, but NOT of your nipple!
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jamesoblivion
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posted on October 21, 2001 10:09:04 AM
If you've ever been with a talented woman (or are one yourself) you know why men have nipples. 
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sadie999
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posted on October 21, 2001 10:42:46 AM
It's getting steamy in here.... So, Sadie is going to segue into family pics. Here are my boys.
My oldest.
My baby as a baby.
My crazy middle son as a tot.
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Zilvy
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posted on October 21, 2001 10:47:58 AM
Sadie, your kids are super cute....I love the little tuxedo cat laying on his back with the pink toes pointing skyward!Too bad he can't relax, isn't it?
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sadie999
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posted on October 21, 2001 10:56:18 AM
LOL Zilvy. He's the love alright. The other two I got at yardsales, but he just came up to my door and started meowing. I let him in, fed him, and kept him. He's got this chronic snot thing happening that local feral cats get - not contagious except from mother to baby. But it gives his meow a kind of throaty sound. He sounds like he's meowing through a tube or something - cracks me up.
Peace,
Sadie
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outoftheblue
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posted on October 21, 2001 11:11:03 AM
Speaking of dogs. I found this one at a thrift store the other day..
[ edited by outoftheblue on Oct 21, 2001 11:21 AM ]
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kraftdinner
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posted on October 21, 2001 11:42:45 AM
I LOVE it outoftheblue!! What a great find! Now where's your picture?? 
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jamesoblivion
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posted on October 21, 2001 11:44:08 AM
Yes. We want head! 
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Muriel
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posted on October 21, 2001 11:56:41 AM
James - you're making me hot! 
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mybiddness
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posted on October 21, 2001 12:00:43 PM
Yes. We want head!
Of course you do.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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outoftheblue
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posted on October 21, 2001 12:11:06 PM
It's not me in the picture. The crankyoldhag is the model. Here's a picture of the entire family. Crankyoldhag on the left, outoftheblue in the middle and Amanda on the right
[ edited by outoftheblue on Oct 21, 2001 12:55 PM ]
[ edited by outoftheblue on Oct 21, 2001 12:56 PM ]
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outoftheblue
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posted on October 21, 2001 01:26:15 PM
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Zilvy
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posted on October 21, 2001 01:31:24 PM
Wonderful family picture, how did COH get her name....were you feeling daring on day and took your life in your hands?
By the way the dog and kitten melted my heart..beautiful picture.
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mybiddness
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posted on October 21, 2001 01:33:43 PM
Awesome pics Outoftheblue! You need to put those on the roll call thread... maybe Hopeless will put you all on a rollercoaster too...
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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outoftheblue
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posted on October 21, 2001 01:37:42 PM
Zilvy
That was completely her doing. She tells everyone she's a cranky old hag. Personally I think she's a sweetheart, most of the time.
Summer, the sheltie in the picture was a champion obedience dog. She was 5th in the Gains Classics. Unfortunately she was stolen a few years ago.
[ edited by outoftheblue on Oct 21, 2001 01:44 PM ]
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