MrsSantaClaus
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posted on October 23, 2001 08:28:31 PM
Fantasy time, folks ....
Pick your pardner .... anyone from anytime ....
Then tell why 
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REAMOND
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posted on October 23, 2001 08:35:26 PM
The columnist Ann Coulter.
I'll bet she is righteous in the sack, and good conversation later.
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nanandme
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posted on October 23, 2001 08:39:07 PM
Clark Gable...I need to be spoiled - and spanked! - every once in a while.
Oops! Becky, you started the thread and left out your pardner...
[ edited by nanandme on Oct 23, 2001 08:39 PM ]
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kraftdinner
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posted on October 23, 2001 08:40:19 PM
REAMOND, are you saying that you're able to stay awake and talk afterwards???
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nanandme
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posted on October 23, 2001 08:50:44 PM
I need another cup of coffee, I guess! I was thinking of all time, not current - and didn't want anyone to get the wrong idea that I was into something really kinky...
Freddie "Boom Boom" Couples - same reason as before, and then some!
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REAMOND
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posted on October 23, 2001 09:07:03 PM
With Ann Coulter afterwards there'd be talking, yelling, shouting, then as the Beach Boys said 'get together and do it again...'.
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HopelessSinner-07
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posted on October 23, 2001 09:35:18 PM
Yeh Baby....Who’s your Daddy....?
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sweetpotato
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posted on October 24, 2001 12:08:29 AM
Sam Elliott - but he's got to have the moustache and a 3 days growth (the spurs and pipe are negotiable )
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yadda36
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posted on October 24, 2001 04:44:15 AM
I would pick Nicholas Cage or Emeril from the cooking channel.......LOL!
Gotta love Nicholas Cage's innocent yet bad boy ways.............and ya gotta love the way Emeril just takes over that kitchen.....
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Meya
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posted on October 24, 2001 05:15:23 AM
To go way back, Yul Brenner in the King outfit from "The King and I", or Pharoh from "The Ten Commandments".
"So let it be written, so let it be done!"
Heavy sigh...
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sadie999
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posted on October 24, 2001 05:49:00 AM
Older man: Robert Redford
Young stuff: Johnny Depp
Can we try this?: my trusted live-in
Just to see what it would be like: Woody Allen
The Wild Side: Melissa Etheridge
Only if he weren't married: krs (LMAO, I couldn't resist)
Anytime, anywhere: A Martinez
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breinhold
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posted on October 24, 2001 06:02:30 AM
sadie999-you have the most diverse way of thinking I have ever seen....I never thought I would see both the names Johnny depp and woody Allen on anyone's list. that is so funny! its as weird as putting gummy bears over sourkraut. you are a fascinating person sadie999...what's next bob dole and snoop dog? I am really cracking up thinking about krs sitting in this group thinking "what is up with this?"
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nanandme
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posted on October 24, 2001 06:11:56 AM
Fred Couples
[ edited by nanandme on Oct 24, 2001 06:12 AM ]
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uaru
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posted on October 24, 2001 06:22:19 AM
This is not uaru, I happened to have hacked his account. I thought I'd make a post now that I know his password. Just in case uaru's wife sees this post I repeat, this is not uaru!
Natassia Kinski in her prime back in 1982 (which was way pass my prime) was the most sensual looking woman I can think of. Looking at her made my butt sweat!
There are others, but that is the first that comes to my mind.
Do you know who John Derek was? John Derek was a minor actor that I envied. He was married 4 times to some of the most striking women ever to be captured by a camera, Pati Behrs (6 years), Ursula Andress (9 years), Linda Evans (6 years), and Bo Derek (21 years). I hate to appear jealous but damn it, that's a bit greedy on his part!
Remember. This was not uaru, but someone that hacked his account. I have a feeling uaru's fantasy whoopee partner is his wife. I hear he's a helluva guy.
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Femme
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posted on October 24, 2001 06:29:37 AM
Paul Newman...Because he is perfection.
Johnny Depp...Do I really need a reason?
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Femme
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posted on October 24, 2001 06:35:50 AM
Hopeless...Just keep your eyes closed.
SweetP...Great picture of Sam, but I agree...bring back the mustache.
Uaru...CYA??
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snowyegret
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posted on October 24, 2001 06:42:13 AM
Astor Piazzolla and Bob Marley
If music be the food of love, play on
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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breinhold
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posted on October 24, 2001 06:43:29 AM
Personally I am happy with what I have. why go out for hamburger when you have steak at home. <p>But when I was a little kid I had this thing for betty boop....then one day I realized how enormous her head was and freaked out (look at her some time). I also became a little disappointed when I realized her boy friend "bimbo" was a dog, that still has me confused..<p>I moved on to Dale Evans and Annette funecello for awhile until Annette's hair started to scare me. <p>The seventies rolled around and everybody got ugly and looked like they were in abba and I started watching old movies and I developed a thing for hedy Lamar but she was hardly breathing. <p>Then Vivian Leigh but she was dead..I couldn't even work things out with a fantasy. <p>When I watched snow white I couldn't decide who was hotter the wicked queen or snow white. I gave up..<p>I liked ellie may on the Beverly hillbillies but decided she was mildly retarded and walked.<p> genie was in there for a moment but was to complacent and bored me so I put her back in the bottle. <p>Connie chung for an instant but she married maury povich putting her up there with ellie may.<p> Lauren bacall ...nope her voice was lower than mine.<p> Elvira got my attention for a second until the medication wore off. aaaaaaaa sadie999 if I implied you were weird I take it back.
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rancher24
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posted on October 24, 2001 06:47:38 AM
In no particular order......
Redford....back from the Butch & Sundance days....
Sam "Beef, it's what's for dinner" Elliot
Bobby "one of THE nicest teen idols" Sherman
Kevin "Keyser Soze" Spacey
A fully uniformed (uniform, knee high boots, holster, gun, mirrored sunglasses) state trooper!
uaru' hacker...If I remember correctly, John Derek was VERY hot!!...
~ Rancher
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breinhold
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posted on October 24, 2001 06:54:10 AM
rancher24-"A fully uniformed (uniform, knee high boots, holster, gun, mirrored sunglasses) state trooper!" this has completely changed the roll call photo of you. I would never have guessed that is what you were thinking in the photo. the round table is full of surprises. you guys crack me up so much I love it.
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gravid
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posted on October 24, 2001 07:00:25 AM
Guess I am one of those strange people who love my wife so much I can't really say I have an imaige of someone "unattainable".
If I had a choice for a second wife as an add on Arab style I have someone who I have not seen for 30 years as a candidate, but she would never know it as I have never even kissed her. She certainaly is not a celebrity but she was kind, and she smelled wonderful.
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breinhold
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posted on October 24, 2001 07:04:27 AM
you know something gravid, your ok, i mean that.
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rancher24
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posted on October 24, 2001 07:25:10 AM
Breinhold....Never judge a book by it's cover!....Looks can be deceiving!
~ Rancher
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breinhold
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posted on October 24, 2001 07:29:01 AM
tru dat rancher24......after all this fantasy thread was started by "MrsSantaClaus"
if santa only knew.....
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bunnicula
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posted on October 24, 2001 07:55:43 AM
In no particular order:
William Powell
Sidney Poitier
Sean Connery
Fred Astaire
Anthony Hopkins
Gary Cooper
....for the obvious reasons 
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nanandme
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posted on October 24, 2001 08:03:11 AM
rancher24 - ooooh yes, a fully uniformed state trooper! I live at the beach, and you should see some of the ones around here! Just thinking about it...never mind.
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godzillatemple
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posted on October 24, 2001 08:15:03 AM
What can I say? It must be all the Godzilla movies I grew up watching....
Barry
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The opinions expressed above are for comparison purposes only. Your mileage may vary....
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breinhold
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posted on October 24, 2001 08:40:31 AM
bunnicula made something surface with her classic good taste. When she started her list with William Powell (no I am not attracted to William Powell!) what surfaced for me was Myrna Loy....it was her eyes..eyes for me are everything. Myrna had incredible eyes. I don't fantasize about her but her eyes ....stunning. And she had a grace about her.
godzillatemple-I was expecting mothra , no kidding.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on October 24, 2001 08:55:52 AM
When I was 6 years old I saw this movie called Xanadu and I got a major, umm, thing for Olivia Newton-John. Ohmygodshewassohot!!!
I really like girls who play guitar (fetish), so I'd go with Juliana Hatfield, maybe. Or Joan Jett if she'd only grow her hair.
[ edited by jamesoblivion on Oct 24, 2001 08:58 AM ]
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Pocono
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posted on October 24, 2001 08:57:40 AM
All women, one at a time, or in a group...
(with one exception: Janet Reno)
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[ edited by Pocono on Oct 24, 2001 08:58 AM ]
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