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 breinhold
 
posted on October 24, 2001 09:05:33 AM
pocono!!!! now that was FUNNY!! thanks im still laughing.

 
 Femme
 
posted on October 24, 2001 09:18:04 AM

Breinhold...You're so fickle.


Rancher...LOL

A fully uniformed (uniform, knee high boots, holster, gun, mirrored sunglasses) state trooper!

Kinky!!!

Don't forget the handcuffs.


I have others I fantasize about, but I'll keep them to myself.



 
 Femme
 
posted on October 24, 2001 09:20:50 AM

Breinhold...

You are such a good audience.

You're fun.



 
 Muriel
 
posted on October 24, 2001 09:32:08 AM


Psychic Medium, John Edward, because he is hot, and he would know what I wanted.


 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on October 24, 2001 09:35:43 AM
He would know but could he give?

 
 RoseBids25cents
 
posted on October 24, 2001 09:35:54 AM
I sure do appreciate how appreciative Breinhold always is - it's refreshing.

as for Whoopee Pardnerdom - well, that's a toughie. I'm gonna mull it over for awhile.

I will say that I find that golfer-dude pictured on previous page MOST attractive. I'll be back with some picks of my own later.

(can you tell this is a subject to which I've never given much consideration?)

OH!! I know.. I had a terrible terrible thing for the actor Mark Lester (Oliver!) when I was 9-11. Oh Mark... Mark...




Of course, back then the fantasies consisted of playing in underground snow tunnels and a timid first kiss.


Rosie
*There is no conclusive evidence that life is serious*
 
 rhondalee65
 
posted on October 24, 2001 09:55:23 AM
I could list a few, but for me it always comes down to ONE - David Duchovny.......

Rhonda


---To err is human, but it feels divine. Mae West
[ edited by rhondalee65 on Oct 24, 2001 09:56 AM ]
 
 uaru
 
posted on October 24, 2001 10:04:32 AM
Here's two whoopee fantasies for different reasons.


I'll confess I'm curious if it was worth it. That had to be one of the most expensive encounters in history.


I'd like to make some money, a lot of money. After an intimate but brief encounter I see the talk show circut for a few months, and then I'd write my memoirs. I think I'd be able to forget having to play the lottery after that.

 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on October 24, 2001 10:07:51 AM
She must be good.

Number 1, that is.

[ edited by jamesoblivion on Oct 24, 2001 10:08 AM ]
 
 yadda36
 
posted on October 24, 2001 10:52:39 AM
Pocono........that was hilarious!

Muriel.........ya gotta love that guy!

 
 Meya
 
posted on October 24, 2001 10:59:47 AM
This is why John Derek had 4 beautiful women:



Don't feel bad about being jealous of him, most men should be. [ edited by Meya on Oct 24, 2001 11:17 AM ]
 
 Femme
 
posted on October 24, 2001 11:02:05 AM
Nah, James,

Just the fact that she was breathing and willing was good enough.


[ edited by Femme on Oct 24, 2001 11:05 AM ]
 
 uaru
 
posted on October 24, 2001 11:15:47 AM
Meya,

Your link is causing a request for a password to come up on my screen. I believe that's the cause.

 
 Meya
 
posted on October 24, 2001 11:18:56 AM
Oh Duh...somehow I copied the ftp address instead of the http address. That's what I get for hurrying.

Somebody let me know if it still causes trouble or hangs.
 
 breinhold
 
posted on October 24, 2001 11:19:01 AM
uaru---that was really really scary....number one looks like an insane clown wife (where did you find that photo) Number two still has a lot of payback left in her..you go there and we will never see you again. I felt she was dangerous before the blue dress. now??? you might as well jump in a chipper.


 
 MrsSantaClaus
 
posted on October 24, 2001 11:35:34 AM
Betcha you were all wondering my choices ...

John Edward the psychic ... he knows all about it ....

Dr. Drew the tv sex doc... he has a degree in it .....

Ron Jeremy ....the clown prince of porn ... he knows all about it, he has a degree in it, and it sure would be one whole lotta fun !

If I were to take a walk on the wild side ...
Me ... Elves ....


hee hee hee







[ edited by MrsSantaClaus on Oct 24, 2001 11:42 AM ]
 
 breinhold
 
posted on October 24, 2001 11:51:55 AM
wow mrs claus! the only ones i know of are the elves..i need to start watching E or something. the psychic guy i think i saw at my barbers, in the mens hair cut book.

 
 MrsSantaClaus
 
posted on October 24, 2001 11:57:02 AM
Breinhold

John Edward is on the sci fi channel

Dr. Drew's pix can be found on drdrew.com

Ron Jeremy you can find at evn.com ... or any porn site ... just pick one

Sorry I don't know how to add pix here


 
 breinhold
 
posted on October 24, 2001 12:10:05 PM
Ron Jeremy a porn star! I though it was some nascar guy....im not kidding. mrs claus and a porno star...I am getting light headed ...everything I knew was wrong. if the Easter bunny comes on here talking about doing ecstasy im gonna pass out.

 
 thedewey
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:06:26 PM
When the movie The Princess Bride came out, I was head-over-heels for Cary Elwes. "As you wish." What a cutie!



And, even though I don't think he's particularly handsome, for some reason David Bowie in The Labyrinth is a turn-on. Ah -- the ballroom scene just takes my breath away!



And then there's this guy (last, but definitely not least):



Between his personality and his blue eyes, I went head-over-heels ... and married him!

(bad photo links - duh! - and resized the last photo 'cuz it was too big!)
[ edited by thedewey on Oct 24, 2001 01:09 PM ]
 
 luvmy2bears
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:26:03 PM
Damn! John derek was a hunk wasn't he?

My pick are (in, of course, no particular order):

old guy ~ Robert Redford ~ need I say more???
young guy ~ Brendan Frazier ~ in nothing but a loin cloth just like in Goerge of the Jungle (oh baby!)
wild side ~ Steven Tyler ~ not sure exactly why he makes my list. He jus does...


 
 Muriel
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:02:53 PM


Jake "The Snake" Roberts. No explanation needed, right ladies??
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:05:37 PM
I'll pass, Muriel. You can have the Jake the snake.

 
 Muriel
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:15:25 PM
But Hepburn, have you ever seen him in his tights in the wrestling ring? Oh baby...

James: Let's talk.
 
 Muriel
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:19:14 PM


How about the late, great Ravishing Rick Rude?
 
 roxw
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:21:14 PM
Today- definitely Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam- yummy!


BUT- my ALL TIME TOP PICK/WISH would be-
ELVIS- right after or before or during the '68 Comeback Special in Vegas

[ edited by roxw on Oct 24, 2001 03:13 PM ]
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:21:21 PM
Again, no thanks, Muriel. He isnt my speed. I need someone slurrrrpible.

 
 MurphyBird
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:23:29 PM
Sean Connery!

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:25:00 PM
lol. Mayhap.

 
 nefish
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:57:06 PM
[ edited by nefish on Nov 1, 2001 09:50 AM ]
 
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