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 nanandme
 
posted on October 24, 2001 04:02:08 PM new
Greg Maddux, Kevin Costner, Sammy Kershaw - in no particular order...








 
 Meya
 
posted on October 24, 2001 04:18:23 PM new
Speaking of Wesley from "The Princess Bride", does anyone remember Buttercup's line concerning him?

"My Wesley will ALWAYS come for me!"

Lucky her...
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 04:28:58 PM new
Personally, I liked the spanish guy.

"My name is (whatever it was). You killed my father. Prepare to die".

That accent. That bod. That face. Yeah. I can do him.

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 04:30:03 PM new
"True WUV"

 
 Meya
 
posted on October 24, 2001 04:33:14 PM new
Inigo Montoya, as played by a dashing Mandy Patinkin. He can sing like crazy as well as "sword play".
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 04:35:45 PM new
And I have the perfect "sheath"

 
 Meya
 
posted on October 24, 2001 04:36:45 PM new
Wesley, when looking at Inigo's sword declares, "I've never seen it's equal".
 
 rachelcrisscross
 
posted on October 24, 2001 04:48:29 PM new
SANTA CLAUS!!!

I WILL have him.

 
 Muriel
 
posted on October 24, 2001 04:51:55 PM new
Nanandme: Re: Kevin Costner: TAKE ME HERE AND NOW!!!!!!
 
 nanandme
 
posted on October 24, 2001 05:05:44 PM new
Hi Muriel!

Isn't that the truth?! Absolutely gorgeous, and just keeps getting better looking with age! My first choice, though, is still Fred Couples hands down...anytime,anywhere, any place....



 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on October 24, 2001 05:29:24 PM new
Here's mine. I'm in LOVE with this guy!!



 
 rhondalee65
 
posted on October 24, 2001 06:59:17 PM new
kraft - Me, too - I could definitely add Kevin to my list.

Also, something about Ed Harris really blows my skirt up......

Rhonda

---To err is human, but it feels divine. Mae West
 
 MrsSantaClaus
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:39:44 PM new
Rachel~

Speaking from experience, the ride on Santa's sleigh ranks right up there Oh, and he only works ONE night a year

By the way, the Easter Bunny just stopped by. He heard someone had some ecstasy for him. I couldn't get him to stop hopping around.

Silly rabbit ... tricks are for kids

For anyone wondering about Ron Jeremy, might I suggest a visit to your local video store and renting WPINK-TV. Check out what he does at the beginning of the movie. It just might make you want to add him to your list




 
 rachelcrisscross
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:52:52 PM new
Only one night a year? I forgot about that. I guess I'll just have to play with the elves the rest of the year. Oh, and those raindeer are such dears. Hmmm. I wonder what else Rudolph can do with that nose?

 
 thedewey
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:58:14 PM new
Omigosh! I just realized who Ron Jeremy is. My husband brought a (ahem) "movie" home a few years ago, and Ron Jeremy's role was to play a coach (I didn't know his name at the time, though). That particular movie was kinda corny, and we giggled about it for the longest. We watched a couple of other movies later on, and we laughed because "the coach" was in them too! It seemed like he was everywhere!

Must be a busy man!

Isn't it funny how we have different opinions about the same person? I don't personally think Ron Jeremy's attractive (or the Jake guy on the previous page, either), but some of you are probably grossing out over my David Bowie picture. LOL!

 
 rachelcrisscross
 
posted on October 24, 2001 08:11:47 PM new
Bowie is so HOT!!! I don't mean his looks either. Well, he looks alright. Really though, it's something else.

 
 ashlandtrader
 
posted on October 24, 2001 08:13:25 PM new
First a note to Gravid--
You are not strange! You are very, very cool! :0)

Second my list since nobody brought any of them up yet:

Billy Joel-- Must be because he is so creative and I admire him for all of the writing he's done over the years.

George Clooney-- One word-- sexy! I even sat through that ridiculous vampire movie he did a few years ago.

That's all I can think of. Had to laugh at Becky's answers! You surprised me!
:0)
 
 nanandme
 
posted on October 24, 2001 08:13:29 PM new
Santa's Pickup Lines

MrsSantaClaus - so which one was it that did it for you?

Santa's Top Ten Pick-up Lines

10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!
5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>
4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it.
3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?


 
 nanandme
 
posted on October 24, 2001 08:16:40 PM new
and wasn't someone talking about elves...?

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines


1. "I'm down here"

2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a
sissy.

3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them?

4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list.

5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on
toys.

6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra
disappear?

7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks
over at Keebler.

8. Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!



 
 rachelcrisscross
 
posted on October 24, 2001 08:21:32 PM new
I'll put on a Raggedy Ann wig any day!

 
 MrsSantaClaus
 
posted on October 24, 2001 08:49:19 PM new
WOW, I just finished reading the church or conscience thread and had a headache ... then came here and laughed it all away

At the last video convention I went to over half of the floor was for the adult suppliers. Most of them had their hottest stars there signing autographs, etc. The women were gorgeous ... betcha they would have made Barry stop thinking about Godzilla!

You could meet anyone you wanted. Anyway, wanna guess who had the biggest line? Yep, Ron Jeremy. He had everyone laughing .. maybe that is the pix I should post in the Roll Call thread

Anyway, I was not thinking about looks here ...

BECKY

 
 MrsSantaClaus
 
posted on October 24, 2001 08:56:23 PM new
OOPS ....

I better not post his pickup line here. That would definately change the way you all see me




 
 breinhold
 
posted on October 24, 2001 09:59:43 PM new
thats not a snowball is it

 
 MrsSantaClaus
 
posted on October 24, 2001 10:28:06 PM new
John Travolta... now that is what I call HOT!

Breinhold .... I always thought I didn't have any .... you made me realize that I did ... they were just on my Christmas tree!
 
 breinhold
 
posted on October 24, 2001 10:28:53 PM new
did a search on ron. thanks mrs claus now im on another weird list. wow i just keep getting more and more freaked out.

 
 sadie999
 
posted on October 25, 2001 04:41:34 AM new
Rhondalee reminded me of another category:

Fictional characters w/Nerd appeal: Fox Mulder, and Special Agent Dale Cooper.


 
 nycrocker
 
posted on October 25, 2001 05:00:45 AM new
LMAO ROF!!!! I had to come back for this one for my LAST LAUGH It's TOO PERFECT.

Jamesoblivian: Joan Jett is a creep, but I'll admit, she is a VERY good kisser. (Yup, I kid you not.) I hate to break it to you, but YOU are NOT her type, get my drift?








Rocker
 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on October 25, 2001 07:56:04 AM new
I know that. But that makes it all the more challenging, doesn't it?

 
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