rawbunzel
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posted on December 6, 2001 04:25:59 PM new
So much moderation to take care. No time. Gotta run to the post office before they close.Sorry.
So until I return I leave you all with pre-warning warnings and a slice of toast.
-25 points for that one special poster. You know who you are.
Don't like it?
TAKE IT TO THE MODERATORS CORNER!
Goddess
[email protected]
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 6, 2001 04:26:53 PM new
HJDubya and pillsmith are trolling imo. Also the subject matter has become distasteful and evil.
(When do we get to share poems??)
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plsmith
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posted on December 6, 2001 04:30:44 PM new
You have to go to Barry's to post poems.
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hjw
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posted on December 6, 2001 04:35:59 PM new
...thinking of appropriate AC name for you in the pan hellenic games
..unregisturd
HaHaHa
or is that one too nice?
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plsmith
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posted on December 6, 2001 04:40:04 PM new
Wayyyy too nice. I think I am disliked by more people there (including the owner) than anywhere else. By the way, would one of you who can post there without being edited please go chat with Mia? She doesn't know what she's talking about when she talks to herself...
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hjw
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posted on December 6, 2001 04:43:52 PM new
or
pluckhelen 
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hjw
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posted on December 6, 2001 04:51:33 PM new
Back to topic.
What was it?
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enchanted
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:00:06 PM new
LOL GREAT trolling by all...
I think we were at... there was a goddess lying in the middle of the blacktop road, near death, with only time to whisper....
patsmith-n-jones, not everyoneat AC hates you, I wuv you!
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:00:39 PM new
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plsmith
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:06:18 PM new
Enchanted, darling, I had no idea you were tommy over there! I have cracked up over your daily what-I-had-for-breakfast posts, hahaha! 
The story is stuck here: the Anonymous Goddess has been run over, which necessitated her being air-lifted to the hospital where a double-amputation was performed. She's just now coming out of the anesthesia and has noticed both arms are missing just below the shoulders...
heh, that oughtta keep her quiet!
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hjw
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:09:37 PM new
But before that fun meter goes down, we should carry on with the story.
...only time to whisper...
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saabsister
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:18:19 PM new
She's just now coming out of the anesthesia and has noticed both arms are missing just below the shoulders...
"Get a speakerphone for me!! Pronto!",she screamed at the nurses...
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hjw
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:19:25 PM new
Please tell Enchanted to moderate Hell en
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saabsister
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:24:25 PM new
"Which Hell en? The fun-loving one with all the trojans or the one-who-must-be-obeyed?" queried the nurse.
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:41:31 PM new
"There's only one Hell en at AW", she shouted. "Hurry, or I'll get my team of lawyers involved!!"
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:44:54 PM new
PleSAe FerGive My speLing MistykEs.
I yAm TyPIng USin a Pesil btwene mY TeetH.
Thid plce is runovr wIth Trolz.
You R All ModuraTed.
Try to B gud 2 1 anoThur.
Pre-Warmings to EvryOne.
GooddESs
[email protected]
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enchanted
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posted on December 6, 2001 05:48:53 PM new
Enchanted sashays into the hospital room looking lovely as usual in a form-fitting yet slinky designer white nurses outfit.
"You called O Chat Goddess?" she queried. "'tis not my day for moderating duties, but I will log into the CDW Computer Warehouse and order you some voice recognition software for your computer, Express Mail delivery."
"This keyboard is useless to you now...and I'll take those red Ferrari keys since you can't drive anymore <evil laugh>..."
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plsmith
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posted on December 6, 2001 06:06:46 PM new
Picture of The Goddess post-surgery:
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chococake
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posted on December 6, 2001 06:45:35 PM new
rawbunns, so sorry to hear about your accident, ha ha ha heh heh. Catch me if you can you can't prove nothin.
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enchanted
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posted on December 6, 2001 06:46:09 PM new
LOL Newt-phrodite, the Greek goddess of chat.
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snowyegret
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posted on December 6, 2001 06:50:09 PM new
For Helen, a hellenic pluck-o-rama dingdong.
Get your plucks here!
Newdphrodite, get better soon. Hey, lizards can regenerate body parts.
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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hjw
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posted on December 6, 2001 07:00:01 PM new
Help!!!Moderator
Get out of the hospital.
Snowyegret has forgotten what board she is on.
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 6, 2001 07:21:42 PM new
I have been discharged from the hospital and my arms are working very well now. Only problem is I used to be left handed and now I seem to be right handed. My thumbs are where my pinkies used to be. Otherwise fine.
Since I no longer have to type with a pencil I am fully able to resume my moderation duties.
Helup, I see no reason to moderate snowyeagle as she never seems to know where she is anyway.We moderators overlook certain shortcomings on the part of our posters.I just overlook Snowyleglet completely. Makes my moderation job just that much easier.
Enchantnut, Please, wear something less seductive. This is a family site.
PeeLSmithyriddles, The same goes for your posted picture. Put some clothing on that thing! Family site and all that.
Chocopudding,I have arms again. Have care in your posting or you will be the last on my shift to get a warning.Be wary!
Kraftcheese, You must quit swearing. I feel you really need to review THE RULES. My tenure may be nearly over but I still retain my moderation powers for awhile longer.
I am itching to do some serious moderating before Stockflucker and Chocfullo'nutz take over.
Goddess
[email protected]
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plsmith
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posted on December 6, 2001 07:54:43 PM new
Ahh... thanks for the trip down Memory Lane. The last person who suggested that ART be clothed was none other than that original Bumpus Hound, Coolvette. Wonder whatever happened to him...
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hjw
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posted on December 6, 2001 08:36:55 PM new
hmmmm Enchantnut, I've heard that word "wuv" somewhere else...recently...
Helen
Nominated Kook of the Month & Certified Paranoid & Nasty by AC
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 6, 2001 08:50:09 PM new
Boy, is it 12:01 yet?? Between you and me, that rawpretzel moderator was just the ultimate user of scare tactics and mind-control. Now she's trying to use the fact she lost both arms today as a sympathy tool so you'll forget about her Leona Helmsley-like behaviour....
Anyway, I'm off to share poems at Barry's (thanks for the tip plshark!).
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 6, 2001 09:57:38 PM new
I'm FREE! I am an Evil Doer again!!!!
I really ,really like being an evil-doer!
not that moderating isn't fun, it is! But it is so tiring!Evil doing is easier!
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 7, 2001 03:46:16 PM new
Yesssssssssss, what did happen to Coolvette?
I remember he used to call the women princess....does that remind you of anyone??? Twinsoft.....are you sharing your ID with Coolvette? That's against the CGs you know. I'm telling!
OH, Moderators!!!
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