posted on May 8, 2005 04:03:28 AM new
Crowfarm to Linda: And you may want to go back through a few threads to note your popularity...
Now, this statement is a riot! When Linda took off for Christmas, they pondered how she might feel and if she'd ever come back. If she leaves this board for more than a day, there is nothing but OLD LADY an Fart jokes to be told!!! -And kraft says I rule? no,.dont think so!
AND crowfarm, *I* have one on Francken for you. He is a comedian. He embellishes the truth for humor. What are his qualifications as a political analyst? I love when comedians such as Dennis Miller, Bill Maher and Jon Stewart and him all of a sudden start thinking people are supposed to take them seriously because now they want to take themselves so seriously?
Linda, dont you think it odd nobody else is demanding proof of the scary-scary666 thing? I would think the fair and just lynch mob would be out in droves for this? Flagging and waving their fists in the air demanding justice? But no, you dont see that now. Why? I think its too funny, and hypocritical as hel1. I thought proof was "Gospel" on this board and tandamount to credibility??
But then again, for a crowd that idolizes a man who thinks saying, "depends on what is, is" is some kind of brilliance, I guess its all a matter of WHO is saying what!
edit to perfect the typing and spelling for the ninny-nannies.
posted on May 8, 2005 05:59:14 AM new
Linda said to Crowfarm, "you can ONLY dream to someday be the decent woman I am"
That's only YOUR immodest and warped OPINION, Linda. I don't consider your opinions stated recently regarding issues that face this county decent. Neither do I consider your constant personal attacks on those who oppose your opinions decent.
Crowfarm's decency is based on reality. She doesn't have to "dream" about achieving the level of your fantasy.
posted on May 8, 2005 09:24:53 AM new
Poor linda and hairy, must be exhausted after that long winded tirade!
After reading your's and hairy's posts it is very apparent that you two feed off of each other extremely well, working yourselves up to a feverish pitch!
Considering how needy the two of you are, it just seems like you are missing the obvious!
Why don't you get together and work out your frustrations in lets say a more pleasurable and constructive way! I think you'd make a perfect couple and just think how nice it would be then for the rest of us with a more mellow Yellow and a happy and more satisfied linduh...
posted on May 8, 2005 09:41:25 AM new
Wondeful idea! This "decent" woman with such high standards loves men who talk like this!""yellowstone
posted on May 7, 2005 08:46:13 PM
Crowfarm, are you STILL on the rag??"""
Well, they're mentally on the same level already !
I wish the happy couple all the best!
But I don't think linduh's up yet.....exhausted from explaining herself into the wee hours of the night.
posted on May 8, 2005 09:48:15 AM new
OMG, are you guys still on this thread? If read from the beginning, this has to be a record for a thread that has changed topics the most!
Now, get outside, get some sun and enjoy Mother's Day!
posted on May 8, 2005 10:37:05 AM new
Okay. . .the park bench is finally put together and here it is (along with the blue patches in the yard where Tiffany planted the grass):
AND
Here's what happens when a Pussy Willow BUSH is allowed to grow out of control (it becomes a HUGE tree):
posted on May 8, 2005 12:16:44 PM new
Cheryl, your yard looks wonderful! Isn't it great to finally get rid of the snow and get working in the garden?
You're right about this thread too. It's one of the funniest I've read in a while. Makes me wonder if there's some kind of alternate universe going on here.
Double, I don't know what it is about you, but I LOVE your posts. You're wrong about Cheryl, but your cut-ups of me are right on. Your way of wording things always gives me belly laughs, so to me, you rule.
posted on May 8, 2005 01:19:02 PM new
Well, thanks, kraft. I think you're pretty neat too even tho I kid you alot.. Everyone seems to bounce off each other really well and the threads wouldnt go where they go or be fun without all the personalities adding to them.
btw, I'm not wrong about Cheryl. I know what I've thought of her for a long time and it isn't horrible and all this judgemental stuff she thinks it is. She really has no idea. But to her I am the despicable one, da-da-da-dada. If she ever even realized how soft I've gone on many of her posts and overlooked her phantom rants here and there because of what I have thought I understood about her....But whatever!
Maybe nobody should push with me too far? I think I might be dangerous, kraft!!
-- lol!! (I'm laughing, but I think I mean that. Pentagons secret weapon or some sh1T..oh wait that was an X-files show!)
posted on May 8, 2005 01:52:59 PM new
Thanks Double!
Yes, you are wrong about Cheryl. I know what you're getting at but you couldn't be further from the truth. And because I believe in God and God talks to me, he's the one that told me to tell you you're wrong.
posted on May 8, 2005 07:43:13 PM new
Hey Maggie and Crowfarm, I do have to admit that I do like pulling your strings. When I do, you both dance just like the puppets that you are.
posted on May 8, 2005 07:58:18 PM new
There see I did it again, Crowfarm. Your sidekick should be arriving soon to do just one more little puppet dance also.
posted on May 8, 2005 08:08:13 PM new
yellow, your insistence that answering someone's post is having your strings pulled is almost as silly as your friend screaming...I'm decent, I'm honorable !!""
You just answered MY post....I just love pulling you strings.....
posted on May 8, 2005 08:18:13 PM new
It's a make believe power play by a sick wacko obsessed with menstruation.
Do you know thta men who are afraid of women usually have that obsession?
I bet you actually giggle when you see a Tampax.......you poor thing...
posted on May 8, 2005 08:22:29 PM new
Ohhhh yea, I pull on one string and Crowfarm's left leg starts to wiggle. Then I pull on another string and her right leg starts to wiggle but when I pull on all her strings she dances around with her legs and arms flailing about and putting on a really good show.
posted on May 8, 2005 09:11:11 PM new
Ohhhhh Maggie, I knew if I fingered you, you'd cum and do a little puppet dance of your own.
Boy how cleaver of you to Google a puppet pic and TRY to turn it on me. Sorry Maggie but this is my puppet show and you are but a player in the show, i'll call you puppet number 2 because afterall Crowfarm allready did her puppet dance and now it's your turn.
posted on May 8, 2005 09:19:09 PM new
That was a nice little dance, a bit short but still pretty good. You are also playing right into my hands. Lets see, which strings should I pull now.
posted on May 8, 2005 09:23:55 PM new
Aha Maggie, you finally caught on, just like puppet number 1 finally did.
This sure was fun and I have to thank both of you for a great time. It's good to know that I can pull your strings and make you both dance whenever I want to.
The funny thing is that I said beforehand what I wanted both of you to do and you did just what I wanted. Lets do this again some time.
ed; that's it Maggie, erase all your posts, but you know what, you still played my game and I played you, JUST like a puppet. Bwahahahahaha.
posted on May 8, 2005 09:41:07 PM new
Very sick person..hairypalms..sad..I can't believe a grown up man posting on a message board to women about their menstrual periods and their bloody sanitary pads..
then using fingering and cum while posting to another.
I believe you are a sicko psycho degenerate..
I erased my posts because I realize now that I am dealing with a very sick person.. and quite frankly, I suspected this of you for quite some time now... So enjoy your sick self, you poor excuse for a man.. I'm glad that you have shown everyone just what a sick person you are.
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edited to add Yellowstones comments..
Yellowstone posted on May 8, 2005 09:11:11 PM Ohhhhh Maggie, I knew if I fingered you, you'd cum and do a little puppet dance of your own.
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Yellowstone posted on May 8, 2005 08:14:07 PM Sorry Crowfarm, but this is MY power play. Now go change your rag, I think it's full again.
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Yellowstone posted on May 8, 2005 08:28:08 PM Ohhhhh here you are Maggie, you silly little puppet you and look at you with your makeup all smudged. You look like a whore that's been ridden hard. Now fix your makeup, the puppet show is about to start.
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