Home  >  Community  >  The Vendio Round Table  >  Where's Classic?


<< previous topic post new topic post reply next topic >>
 This topic is 2 pages long: 1 new 2 new
 NearTheSea
 
posted on September 12, 2005 07:48:38 PM new
Where is the witty one liner? He has not posted in a long time.!



 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 12, 2005 08:15:06 PM new

I think Classic is on a crow hunt.

How's that for a witty one liner?


 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on September 12, 2005 08:31:13 PM new
hmmmmmmmmmmm,

I'm slow I'll admit it. I don't know what you mean pi

Is he on a 'vendio vacation'?

 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 12, 2005 08:34:50 PM new
Could be NTS, who knows for sure. So if he is then i say we should all talk about him behind his back. It's what he would expect and to do anything less would be disrespectful to the guy.


 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on September 12, 2005 09:25:19 PM new
I heard he was in the hospital having all his bunions removed.

 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 12, 2005 09:30:01 PM new
Come to think of it kraft, it seems to me that i heard that also but i heard that he was getting a liver transplant too.

Hmmmmm, liver and bunions, now that's gotta be rough.


 
 dblfugger9
 
posted on September 13, 2005 04:27:40 AM new
Maybe he went down South to assist the hurricane victims?

 
 WashingtoneBayer
 
posted on September 13, 2005 06:30:12 AM new
Hmmmmm, liver and bunions, now that's gotta be rough.

Now that is bad



Ron
 
 carolinetyler
 
posted on September 13, 2005 06:35:10 AM new
pi - maybe you need to take over the witty oneliners while classic's having his liver removed...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caroline
 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on September 13, 2005 11:35:00 AM new
Is he having his liver removed too? Geez, it's probably from all that pent up pressure guys get when they don't get laid often. The pressure must've been so intense, it blew his liver apart. How terribly sad for a person who's only attribute was talking about what a stallion he was.

 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 13, 2005 11:43:59 AM new
No kraft, that isn't what happens when a guy doesn't get laid often enough. Instead the tops of their/our ears get pointy, like Spock from Star Trek. Hence, it shows we are really horny and Spock's ears were the pontiest i've ever seen. Jeese, he musta had that stuff really packed in there.


 
 Linda_K
 
posted on September 13, 2005 11:48:46 AM new
LOL....how does anyone know he wasn't getting all he wanted/needed? More assuming? LOL
--------

And NearTheSea, I remember him speaking about getting ready to leave on a second vacation....but you'd think they'd be back by now.


Maybe we bored him to death and he just left to seek more interesting/greener pastures?????
 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 13, 2005 12:01:01 PM new


Aww Linda, who could possibly be more interesting than us? LOL



 
 dblfugger9
 
posted on September 13, 2005 12:05:04 PM new
He'll be bok!



 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on September 13, 2005 12:14:49 PM new
Piinthesky, your theory wasn't as good as mine, unless you're suggesting that Classic's liver exploded because he pounded back the booze night after night. Are you?

I never thought of that Linda. So you're saying he was a sex-addict as well. He's in worse shape than I imagined.

 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 13, 2005 12:36:57 PM new
Classic a lush?? Naw i wouldn't even suggest that, in fact he doesn't even drink. He's said so numerous times.

As far as him being a sex addict, could be, i don't know but from his posts one could easilly assume that i suppose but i really don't want to go making assumptions when i don't really have any basis for it. I'll leave that up to others that would feel more comfortable going there but i won't condone it.


 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 13, 2005 12:41:25 PM new
And actually my original theory was more of a joke, a play on words, i.e. 'liver and bunions' like liver and onions.

[ edited by piinthesky on Sep 13, 2005 12:44 PM ]
 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on September 13, 2005 12:44:16 PM new
Are you ever out to lunch, Piinthesky.

 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 13, 2005 12:55:38 PM new


Oh oh, it looks like someone else needs to get laid.



 
 replaymedia
 
posted on September 13, 2005 01:45:36 PM new
Me! Me!

Can I get laid next?


--------------------------------------
Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum sonatur.
 
 dblfugger9
 
posted on September 13, 2005 02:48:17 PM new
I think Classic is on a crow hunt...

Pi,..dare I say it, do you think he's eating crow?

(hahaha)...that name hasnt posted in what- a whole day maybe? What they' do fire em or something?
.
[ edited by dblfugger9 on Sep 13, 2005 03:29 PM ]
 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 13, 2005 02:53:38 PM new
Replay, you can just go lay yourself .....that's a play on words too.

Just kidding, i didn't really mean it.


 
 piinthesky
 
posted on September 13, 2005 03:17:35 PM new
And Replay, if you want to know how exactly to accomplish that, just ask kraft. I understand that she has knowledge of some advanced sex techniques but they involve tying yourself up too.


 
 classicrock000
 
posted on October 22, 2005 12:12:17 PM new
where is that nitwit anyway???







~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Beauty is only a light switch away
 
 piinthesky
 
posted on October 22, 2005 12:53:10 PM new
Hey Classic, what's up. Good to see you back, where've you been?

Uh oh, now there's gonna be heck to pay for all the nasty things we said about you in your absense.


 
 replaymedia
 
posted on October 22, 2005 01:10:06 PM new
Which is not to be confused by the nasty things we say about you in your presence.

--------------------------------------
Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum sonatur.
 
 piinthesky
 
posted on October 22, 2005 01:17:25 PM new
Speaking of a 'nitwit'.



 
 piinthesky
 
posted on October 22, 2005 01:36:27 PM new
Ok Classic, now that you are back, i hand the scepter over to you. Take over and have fun, my work here is done for awhile.


 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on October 22, 2005 01:43:34 PM new
Classic! It's good to see you back, but all of us must give a standing ovation to Piinthesky, who's done a fantastic job of trying to be naughty while you were gone. (Clapping)

 
 classicrock000
 
posted on October 22, 2005 01:56:36 PM new
"Hey Classic, what's up"

Well Pinn-I have to be honest....for the last 6 weeks me and crowfart had a thing going.She has changed my out look on life.She has changed me into a radical liberal left wing democrat.She also showed me the evil ways of you right wing NEO-CONS and how cruel,nasty,selfish and evil you all were...especially you,Reply,Colin,and and how could I leave Linda out?

"Good to see you back, where've you been?"

Where have I been?? I dont want to point any fingers,but I think some liberal as*wipe threw me under the bus.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Beauty is only a light switch away
 
   This topic is 2 pages long: 1 new 2 new
<< previous topic post new topic post reply next topic >>

Jump to

All content © 1998-2026  Vendio all rights reserved. Vendio Services, Inc.™, Simply Powerful eCommerce, Smart Services for Smart Sellers, Buy Anywhere. Sell Anywhere. Start Here.™ and The Complete Auction Management Solution™ are trademarks of Vendio. Auction slogans and artwork are copyrights © of their respective owners. Vendio accepts no liability for the views or information presented here.

The Vendio free online store builder is easy to use and includes a free shopping cart to help you can get started in minutes!