WashingtoneBayer
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posted on October 8, 2005 07:06:44 AM new
Rofl Pi
Lawyers are the best sex of all, can screw you and never even smile. 
Ron
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stopwhining
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posted on October 8, 2005 07:21:58 AM new
piin,
you offered your experience ,now we know what your experience encompasses,a lot of eavedropping !!
CANT YOU AFFORD YOUR OWN CANDY BAR??
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piinthesky
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posted on October 8, 2005 10:19:00 AM new
CANT YOU AFFORD YOUR OWN CANDY BAR??
Stop
I was with a young lady named Candy and no, she was not a hooker. 
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stopwhining
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posted on October 8, 2005 03:27:34 PM new
you must not have a sweet tooth,else you wont spend all nite eavedropping!
I tell you what-next time ask the manager special,a room with a peeping hole and cold shower.
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Linda_K
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posted on October 8, 2005 03:33:34 PM new
My ex-Mother in law lived in the downstairs apartment from a very 'sexually active' couple who lived right above her.
Had to do all we could whenever we saw them outside not to laugh....because we not only could hear every movement their bed made....but when they were getting a little too vocal. And they probably never even thought those 'private' moments were being shared with the neighbor below them.
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piinthesky
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posted on October 8, 2005 03:49:39 PM new
Yeah, ok, sure, whatever you say, Stop. I just hope that the woman on the other side of the peeping hole isn't you or i might go blind.
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stopwhining
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posted on October 8, 2005 04:17:36 PM new
the reason I started this thread is to see how many wives value their culinary and homemaking skills??
I bet those wives who still enjoy sex with their spouses after x number of years make lousy pot roast ,dunno how to darn socks and their laundry is never whiter than white.
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Linda_K
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posted on October 8, 2005 04:23:43 PM new
It was???? LOL Didn't come across that way to me. sorry.
But I've heard it said that if a man had to choose between food or sex....he'd do without all creature comforts and choose the sex.
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piinthesky
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posted on October 8, 2005 04:28:46 PM new
That's right Linda, unless the food item is Oh Henry candy bars.
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Bear1949
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posted on October 8, 2005 06:26:34 PM new
Pii, you are correct. Well close enough anyway..
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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stopwhining
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posted on October 8, 2005 06:32:09 PM new
we are talking apple,orange and figs.
creature comfort is a general term,I can eat a big steak and then sit back and say,skip the cigar and the cognac and lets have WILD SEX!!
It is easy to compromise on a full belly ! yeah creature comfort like what ? cuban cigar,french cognac,tommy hilfinger?? bedsheets,channel no 5 perfume??
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 8, 2005 06:35:39 PM new
Bear.. I know you secretly hunger after me! 
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piinthesky
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posted on October 8, 2005 07:45:02 PM new
Maggie, Bear hungers for you so much that he'd like to drown you in barbeque sauce.
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Bear1949
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posted on October 9, 2005 08:50:07 AM new
Bear.. I know you secretly hunger after me!
You can cook too?????
Pii, only after she had been slowly smoked for several hours.
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 9, 2005 09:01:06 AM new
Bear...no need for slow cooking, I'm very juicy and delicious as is!
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stopwhining
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posted on October 9, 2005 09:17:13 AM new
wow,let's keep it PG-13
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 9, 2005 09:27:14 AM new
Sorry Stop.. like the Wendy's ad? Hot and Juicy? hee hee
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Linda_K
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posted on October 9, 2005 09:51:45 AM new
oh stop....just when it was beginning to get 'interesting'....
Spoilsport!
Good 'save', maggie.
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piinthesky
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posted on October 9, 2005 11:51:22 AM new
Ok, Maggie but where's the Beef, or are you pork barrel.....oink?
PG-13? Is that like some kind of new barbeque sauce? P for Pork, G for good and 13 the number of hours to slow roast her?
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Linda_K
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posted on October 9, 2005 02:39:19 PM new
pork barrel???? Watch it bud...
Naw, I'd bet maggie was the one singing this commercial:
"I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
And never let you forget you're a man
'Cuz I'm a woman -- W-O-M-A-N!"
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piinthesky
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posted on October 9, 2005 04:43:11 PM new
Aww Maggie knows i'm just joking around with her and that i am secretly, madly in love with her.
Besides, she doesn't even know that you are supposed to fry bacon. She may bring it home but boiling it just doesn't work.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 9, 2005 05:28:12 PM new
Those who know me..know that I don't eat Pork any which way it is prepared..and I'm a Princess who had her home designed without a kitchen..
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stopwhining
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posted on October 9, 2005 05:44:26 PM new
what does a Jewish American princess make for dinner?
RESERVATION,SHE MAKES RESERVATION!!!!!!!!!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 9, 2005 05:49:57 PM new
Stop...
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piinthesky
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posted on October 9, 2005 05:50:39 PM new
How can you tell when a Jewish American princess reaches orgasm?
She drops her fingernail file.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on October 9, 2005 06:01:25 PM new
No..incorrect.. she puts down her book..
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