posted on October 23, 2005 10:38:43 PM new
Gotta love some of these liberal women....always bossing other's around, telling them what to do...what to change...
roadsmith says: Clean up your act or take the "reverend" out of your moniker. It's insulting.
roadsmith....who made YOU God? NOBODY!! Don't like what Colin does, says, how he lives....or what anyone else does or says???? TOO BAD...you, like other controlling liberals don't have a say about what other independent individuals do. THANK GOD.
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"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
[ edited by Linda_K on Oct 23, 2005 10:42 PM ]
posted on October 23, 2005 10:45:31 PM new
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posted on October 23, 2005 11:00:15 PM new
I'm thinking about starting a church of my own. I will give myself the title of Reverend Piinthesky. I will be the Minister of the Church of Perpetual Antagonism. My congregation will be strickly Antagonistics.
Linda, i will have need for a Deacon in my congregation.
Linda, Don't include me in your blast about controlling liberals! I offered you some good advice in an effort to improve the degree of civility here.
Anyone, including Colin should have the right to call themselves reverend whether or not that title was conferred upon them by any religious organization.
Having said that, I don't believe that unquestioning respect should be given to those with the title.
To think that colin is abusing the class of people who call themselves "reverend" is silly.
Yes that is my picture in the upper left hand corner. I never said I was a handsome man.
Not only have I started my own Church, I'm thinking about going into the Cult business.
You seem like a likely Candidate. I see you’re easily led by the leftist on the board.
Welcome aboard “Roadsmith of the eternal neon light” That will be your new cult name.
A hemp frock and sandals (make from old tires) will be shipped to you shortly. Your job will be suited to your place in life. You will stand on corners saying “Hey” to passing, possible new members. Of course with hard work you can work your way up to selling flowers at the airport. You’ll get to keep 5% of that money. Bigpee should think about this too. This could be his first “Successful business venture”
posted on October 24, 2005 06:43:25 AM new
piinthesky - Looking for a Deacon huh? Whether I would consider applying for the job would depend on whether you were going to set a goal of reforming the antagonists or for the purpose of encouraging them.
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lol - dbl....and I could be Sister Linda's Got Her Groove Back.
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Yes, helen, even though I didn't mention your name in my post to roadsmith....your guilty conscience was at full boar. You are one of them - without a doubt. Bossy...bossy...bossy.
posted on October 24, 2005 06:50:32 AM new
I have to agree with Helen in that if Colin wants to call himself Reverend, he has every right to. He may not fit the bill as far as how I expect a Reverend to act, but neither do some Catholic priests who go around raping young children.
As far as Colin's OP, that has been going around the Internet for a long time now. I got it sometime last year from my brother, the traitor Republican.
I pay little, if any, attention to "pass this on" emails anymore unless they contain a joke I think the people I know would find funny. Too many of those I've gotten have turned out to be a farce and I've ended up with egg on my face.
posted on October 24, 2005 07:30:42 AM new
Are your hands starting to shake yet helen? Is that why you need to rush off to the grocery store so quickly? Out of your favorite booze?
Linda...You are now engaging in reprehensible behavior...but that's normal operating prcedure for you.
Your silly effort to protray me as a drunk without any basis for that insinuation only serves to make you look like the loser that you are...a bad one.
posted on October 24, 2005 07:46:13 AM new
LOL helen. Looks like I made my POINT to you.
How it looks to you when it's being done to you ...is OH SO DIFFERENT than when it's being done to me. THEN you cheerlead for those who have said vile, vulgar things about me and my son......and it's okay....shouldn't be reported. Should be allowed to continue...
but let someone make a false [supposedly] statement about you....and it's a whole different ball game to you.
In summation, you admitted that you lied about me in an attempt to make a point. Then you lied that I cheered someone who make a vile statement about you.
posted on October 24, 2005 08:08:42 AM new
LOl helen....I have no intention of rehashing all that you've said when others have used, or exceeded your own manner of 'foul' lanugage towards others....YOUR OWN foul language that I've already mentioned. But anyone here has read your statements themselves...and I believe see it/you much differently than you are able to see yourself.
Some of your liberal bossy ways show up in how you expect one being attacked to deal with it...what you think they shouldn't do - what you think they should do when that happens. While it's a whole different ball game and you're quick to call right leaning posters here on what you see as their behavior that is 'running posters off'. But....NEVER when some vile, untrue thing is said by someone on the left. NEVER do you come in and post in a chastizing way to a leftie....no, then you go into your routine of: "It's not my place to defend you." But you'll sure defend them when they're on the receiving end.
The word 'hypocrite' defines your own actions, helen.
posted on October 24, 2005 08:08:58 AM new
Rev. Colin: The consensus here, from people I do respect, seems to be that I was out of line telling you to remove the Rev. from your moniker. In retrospect, I think they're right, so I won't badger you anymore about that. Sorry.
posted on October 24, 2005 08:17:22 AM new
While I have never been one who has sought to be 'respected' by any liberal here....I do wish to say I find it admirable that you were able to say you were sorry to Colin. It's speaks volumns to your personal character, roadsmith.
posted on October 24, 2005 10:07:52 AM new
Rev Colin..you exemplify all I admire about man made religion! Carry on, we all march to the tune of a different drummer and as long as you are meeting the needs of those who choose to follow you..then what's the harm..I admire those who can bend minds.
Helen, please know that I for one, and many others here I'm sure ...have read LindaK's continual attempts to slur and slander you by painting you as an alcoholic.
It is obvious that LindaK is extremely jealous of you and her frustration from not being able to compete with you on an intellectual level leads her to strike out at you in the only way she can.. kind of like a person who doesn't have a very good vocabulary will swear and curse at their opponent because of their limited knowledge of words. Helen, it is only too obvious how much power you hold over LindK..
posted on October 24, 2005 10:35:53 AM new
Thanks, Maggie. I really appreciate that.
Of course, her allegation is false. But even if her remark was true, it would still be a dirty, below the belt tactic to use a poster's drinking problem in order to smear their character. Besides being unscrupulous, it indicates weakness and a desperate need to overcome some kind of inferiority complex... as you suggested.
Another individual who used to post here has smeared several people with that brush and now enjoys the status of most infamous. Maybe that's the direction in which linda wants to travel.
posted on October 24, 2005 12:04:32 PM new
Maggie, that's pretty good.....changing a quote to make it look like someone said something else. Where did you learn that tactic?
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Dblf, you can be whatever you want to be in my church, i don't place restrictions on membership but do bring your wooden ruler, it might come in handy when initiating new members.....SWAT!!! Thank you Sir may I have another?
