classicrock000
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posted on November 17, 2005 05:37:33 PM
Golf??well Linda, I'll teach you how to stroke it,if you teach me how to put it in the hole
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dblfugger9
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posted on November 17, 2005 05:38:03 PM
I dont know what LT meant by emotional wholeness perhaps she was elogating on that a bit somewhere. But I do know one thing that is very different in talking to a 'guy', your husband, a boy, or a man, vs. your girl friend. Men tend to 'listen' but all the while are immediately devising a 'solution' before you've even finished what your saying. Women tend to be emotionally smarter than that. Sometimes you just want to speak and be heard. An, "I understand how you feel kind of thing." Not: well, you shouldnt have and next time you should. ...Because if its an emotional issue for you, you probably already know the shouldnt haves and shoulds...you just want somebody to understand how you feel and most men are not very good at that. They think you are telling them something because you need their opinion on how to fix it.
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piinthesky
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posted on November 17, 2005 05:39:15 PM
So you see, what it all boils down to is that you women that have that need to talk about your men obviously have too much time on your hands. You need to find something to take your frustrations out on like painting, quilt making, macrame or even something a little more aggresive is allright too, like kite flying, mountain climbing or even pole dancing.
It's like us men, it's why we fish or play golf. When we are out on the course and someone asks about the wife or girlfriend we just say, oh she's doing great and then we hit that little ball ten feet further. Classic, on the other hand, i'm sure, takes out his frustrations on the cat. I can just imagine seeing him sneeking up behind the cat when it's sleeping and all of a sudden he barks like a dog.
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Linda_K
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posted on November 17, 2005 05:44:12 PM
lol....classic. As I told my husband for years...."It ain't my job to get it in the hole." 
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Linda_K
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posted on November 17, 2005 05:51:02 PM
That's very true, dbl.
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And women talk about men...talking about women...and so it goes...
Think I'll just keep watching Dr. Drew....he sounds like he's more in touch with the relationship issues between men and women, than some men here are.
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classicrock000
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posted on November 17, 2005 07:18:40 PM
"Classic, on the other hand, i'm sure, takes out his frustrations on the cat.
Pinn-how the hell did you know?? my wifes cat likes to chase the light of a flashlight.My favorite thing to do is at night shine the flashlight beyond the sliding glass door to the outside porch and watch her bounce off the door when she chases it.....dunno why,but I get the greatest kick out of that...
"I can just imagine seeing him sneeking up behind the cat when it's sleeping and all of a sudden he barks like a dog."
actually the only time this happens is when Im naked on all fours and have a leash around my neck and my wife leads me around the house and makes me bark like a dog.
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piinthesky
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posted on November 17, 2005 07:32:01 PM
LOL Classic, are you sure you're not married to KD, she practices advanced sex techniques too. 
On the cat thing, i can understand that. I don't have either a cat or a dog but every so often, my neighbors chihuahua comes over and i sometimes tape a piece of lunchmeat to the tip of his tail and it's so funny watching him chase it around in circles.
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Linda_K
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posted on November 17, 2005 07:39:43 PM
Both cases sound like animal cruelty to me.
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kraftdinner
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posted on November 17, 2005 08:06:35 PM
Uh, yeah Pi... Classic's a real sexual prodigy... "if you teach me how to put it in the hole".
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Linda_K
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posted on November 17, 2005 08:16:01 PM
LOL.....
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classicrock000
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posted on November 18, 2005 03:51:14 AM
"Both cases sound like animal cruelty to me."
your probably right...I wish I could get crowfart to do that....I would love to see her bounce off my sliding glass door at my command.
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Linda_K
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posted on November 18, 2005 04:43:31 AM
lol...more likely she'd be too busy licking the reflection she saw of herself in the glass.
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Oh you animal you....I laughed at your description ...could just picture you doing that....and IF it were caught on tape....oh boy ..the money we'd make.
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mingotree
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posted on November 18, 2005 06:54:37 AM
Boy, the neocons sure can sink to their normal level of uncivility when their party of choice is TANKING !
Well, Linda, your troll post worked !
You got to talk dirty and silly with the guys!
Closest thing to a "date" you'll ever see......but I bet it really warmed up your night
You and classic should really seek help because of your your sick fetishes....
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classicrock000
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posted on November 18, 2005 08:00:25 AM
and here we have the slimball who was voted the troll of the year and her "inflatable husband" yaking about sick fetishes
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS*HOLE
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 18, 2005 08:37:08 AM
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 07:38 PM ]
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kiara
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posted on November 18, 2005 08:55:18 AM
I agree with Helen and Kraft that the 'emotional wholeness and sharing secrets' comment is truly funny.
Good grief!
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Helenjw
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posted on November 18, 2005 09:13:40 AM
Linda said, "Because you, KD, would choose to share secrets about female things with a man....does NOT mean all women would. There are many women who can't even talk about say bj's with their closest girlfriends....let alone a man. And there are plenty of thing men can NEVER identify with...that only women experience BECAUSE they're female. They have no way of relating to the actual 'event' because they've never experienced it. Say a secret abortion or anything really."
Rather than emotionally whole, I believe that this comment from a grandmother is emotionally unusual to say the least. That's why I said, Good grief!
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Linda_K
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posted on November 18, 2005 09:33:43 AM
LOL maggie....pretty good for someone who shows her own breasts here to get male attention. But I'm not interested in hearing what kind of 'ads' you'd run along with your semi-nude body pictures you choose to post for all on the internet to see.
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And then we have helen....who most likely has never shared ONE bit of emotional feelings in the 4-5 years she's posted here. So stiff....and proper....BUT prefers to call other posters pricks, POS, etc.
And here we see her getting all self rightious. How funny.
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And then kiara, too, helen's 'mini-me', 'tag along.....oh the fun they all are.
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Helenjw
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posted on November 18, 2005 09:44:07 AM
And then sometimes you call me Kiara's mini me. Are you so confused all the time, Linda?
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 18, 2005 09:47:49 AM
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 07:39 PM ]
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Linda_K
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:04:09 AM
lol....no helen....that's 'special' JUST for kiara. You two are attached at the hips.....everyone can see that. The 'twins'....would that be better each others tag-alongs?
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oh maggie, you so disappoint me. Is that the best you can do? Not quite up to your normal vicious level YET. Did you recommend using the ads because that's how you got all of your FOUR husbands? LOL LOL LOL
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Linda_K
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:12:47 AM
ANOTHER lie from helen....sorry helen...told you I'm going to point them out for all to see just how OFTEN you tell lies here.
You said: "And then sometimes you call me Kiara's mini me. Are you so confused all the time, Linda?
QUIT LYING HELEN....I have NEVER called anyone here, including YOU, 'helen's mini-me'. NEVER. IF you'd like to redeem yourself from your lie-telling spree....please feel free to post ANY post I've EVER made where I used that term to ANYONE before right now.
Liar...liar...pants on fire.
There....that ought to fit real well in your sandbox.
Oh and ALL those smilie faces were just for you.....
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classicrock000
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:15:07 AM
soooooo Piin, what do you think about all this??....ya kinda quiet over there<snicker>
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:17:42 AM
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 07:39 PM ]
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Linda_K
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:19:48 AM
lol classic....yes, where is piinthesky.....our "Chick Whisperer" as he refers to himself.
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It's okay....the three old hens ought to be calmed down by now.
Just wanted to show them that I can 'dish' it back when I feel like it. I usually don't choose to get in the sandbox and throw sand....but sometimes they just bring out the 'bad' girl in me.
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Helenjw
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:20:20 AM
QUITE LYING HELEN....I have NEVER called anyone here, including YOU, 'helen's mini-me'. NEVER. IF you'd like to redeem yourself from your lie-telling spree....please feel free to post ANY post I've EVER made where I used that term to ANYONE before right now.
Why, Linda...you just posted in this thread.
You said, "And then kiara, too, helen's 'mini-me', 'tag along.....oh the fun they all are.
Maybe it's time for a nap, Linda. All this sex stuff has worn you completely out.
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Linda_K
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:24:16 AM
LOL....no need to worry about me being attracked to you. I'm not into old, mature but mentally juvenile women. And besides that picture of your breasts look to me like you're more than a little on the heavy side.....your boobs were just full of FAT. Lose some weight....they're deflate real quick.
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Linda_K
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:27:33 AM
Nap??? Nope, helen....not for me. But you'd better get your beauty sleep....it's greatly needed.
And we all can see you haven't been able to prove your LIE....how funny.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:39:31 AM
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 07:39 PM ]
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kiara
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posted on November 18, 2005 10:39:58 AM
lindak, your jealousy over most of us that post here is very obvious.... your tantrums each time we show up are quite amusing.
lindak, if all the guys just want sex it must mean that they don't find anything in you that stimulates them intellectually. Do you act the same when you're with them as you do here?
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