Linda_K
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:21:28 PM
Anyone who has to sleep with a plastic, blown up 'husband' has got bigger problems than we ever imagined.  No matter what his/it's name is.
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:22:06 PM
Irving? Wasn't that the pig on Green Acres or was it the goat on Petticoat Junction??
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mingotree
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:22:17 PM
And I know why YOU went blind, bear 
[ edited by mingotree on Dec 2, 2005 09:24 PM ]
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:24:30 PM
Irving? Wasn't that the pig on Green Acres or was it the goat on Petticoat Junction??
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Linda_K
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:24:45 PM
GOODNIGHT MISS HUBBY....get that beauty rest...and please don't scare your 'husband'.
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mingotree
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:25:28 PM
At least he's alive to scare
Good night!
[ edited by mingotree on Dec 2, 2005 09:26 PM ]
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:27:13 PM
What's
the
matter
with
you
mingo, can't answer the question can you??
Irving? Wasn't that the pig on Green Acres or was it the goat on Petticoat Junction??
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:28:48 PM
What's
the
matter
with
you
mingo, can't answer the question can you??
Irving? Wasn't that the pig on Green Acres or was it the goat on Petticoat Junction??
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Linda_K
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:30:03 PM
Okay.....sure....whatever you say.
A plastic blow-up doll husband is now alive - in HER mind....get that one.
Hope he doesn't deflate again when she enters the room.
All that re-blowing she keeps mentioning she has to do....must not be able to keep himself 'inflated' for her. lol
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Bear1949
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:30:22 PM
And I know why YOU went blind, bear
So you do take blame for it!
Thought you were going to bed, lord knows you need ALL the beauty sleep you can get.
On second thought, 8 or10 hours probably wouldn't help. You need to take a Johnny Appleseed nap to do you any good.
Nighty Night Miss Hubby...
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:31:50 PM
Is that how it's done, NTS? LOL
Come on mingo, answer the question or can't you??
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mingotree
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:31:56 PM
SO sorry, poor neglected pi, I have never seen that show, I have a lot better taste and seldom have watched TV.
No, my inflatable husband's name is Irving...Inflatable Irving. Ya, I know, I would've preferred something more romantic like Ivan (not many "I" names), but he insisted....and I live to make him happy.
g'night!
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Linda_K
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:35:34 PM
and I like to make him happy......
try sleeping in another room....that ought to do the trick.
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Bear1949
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:38:00 PM
I would've preferred something more romantic like Ivan (not many "I" names), but he insisted
More like Igor if hes brave enough to sleep with you.
I live to make him happy.
So you did find that wearing a paper bag over you head at night works best!
Night Miss Hubby.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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Bear1949
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:39:22 PM
LOL Linda.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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Linda_K
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:40:39 PM
I can just picture poor irving....massive tape all over his body from springing all those leaks when she gets near him. OUCH....that weight must be tremendous on a plastic man. Seams a poppin' all over the place.
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Bear1949
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:43:53 PM
Gives new meaning to the question "paper or plastic".
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:44:00 PM
I heard that one time during one of their romantic interludes that she dug in her nails. He threw a fart, flew around the room and then out the window.
[ edited by piinthesky on Dec 2, 2005 09:45 PM ]
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Bear1949
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:46:21 PM
That would explain the industrial air compressor in the bedroom.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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Linda_K
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:46:47 PM
lol you two. 
romantic interludes???? lol....sorry....somehow I just can't picture mg/cf/lb involved in anything 'romantic'. Maybe you're seeing something I just can't see.
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Bear1949
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:49:09 PM
Maybe you're seeing something I just can't see.
Thats why I'm going blind. The thought of her being rolled in flour before getting into bed is just too much.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:50:03 PM
Picture grunting and snorting sounds. Even pigs get romantic with each other, if that's what you wanna call it.
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Linda_K
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:50:23 PM
ROFLOL LOL LOL at that one bear. oh god..my side hurts from laughing. You two are just too funny.
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:52:19 PM
Actually Bear, i believe he just slaps a thigh and rides the wave in.
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Bear1949
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posted on December 2, 2005 09:59:00 PM
Pi, that would explain the motion sickness pills on the night stand.
Linda, its all Mrs & Miss Hubby's fault.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 10:03:57 PM
LOL, Bear and the motion sickness, barf bag on the floor next to the bed too.
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Linda_K
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posted on December 2, 2005 10:04:35 PM
I understand that was it bear.
I love you guys....you've had me laughing so hard ...thanks and goodnight.
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Bear1949
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posted on December 2, 2005 10:09:06 PM
Night, hope I can sleep without nightmares of plastic, paper, flour & air compressors.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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Bear1949
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posted on December 2, 2005 10:17:35 PM
I can't help it, I've got one more to add since the Stones played here this week.
Understand they dedicated "Cant get no Satisfaction" to Miss Hubby.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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piinthesky
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posted on December 2, 2005 11:32:20 PM
I choose not to stay here and be attacked over and over by you and Pi and Redstaterising, Near, or DBL or Classic.
Maggie
Does this mean that Classic, Bear and myself aren't your 'boy toys' anymore and you're just not going to come back and play with us anymore??
I can't speak for Classic or Bear but I'm hurt by this! 
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