piinthesky
posted on December 9, 2005 09:40:57 PM
Rudolph will drink it and think that he's dreaming.....
[ edited by piinthesky on Dec 9, 2005 09:45 PM ]
Bear1949
posted on December 9, 2005 09:50:05 PM
That Craw actually became a human being.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
[ edited by Bear1949 on Dec 9, 2005 10:02 PM ]
piinthesky
posted on December 9, 2005 11:30:49 PM
After a flick of his wrist and a crack of his whip, Santa's sleigh starts to rumble and it's going to slip.
So he calls to his bucks and he calls to his vixens, on Classic, on Maggie, on Colin and Double, on Bear, on Krafty, on Shelly with no trouble.
With Rudolph out of commission everything's now okay, because out in the front he's got Linda_K.
He has to get home, he has a long way to go, through valleys across mountains all covered with snow.
As he passes close by and then fly's out of sight, everyone on the ground says, who the heck was that masked man?
classicrock000
posted on December 10, 2005 04:42:01 AM
It was a stark naked Classic, getting a tan
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Beauty is only a light switch away
dblfugger9
posted on December 10, 2005 05:22:50 AM
Wow, you guys took off good with this!
Helenjw
posted on December 10, 2005 06:09:47 AM
"Wow, you guys took off good with this"!
..except for the part where Piinthesky's "deer" drove the sleigh plum off the cliff.
LOL!
dblfugger9
posted on December 10, 2005 06:12:27 AM
And, Helen, I was going to write a ditty about Maggies experience with a benty! lol! but decided to keep it clean (at least from my end!) rofl!
colin
posted on December 10, 2005 06:13:14 AM
I don't know who the masked man was but he left this silver bullet (Coors)
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
stonecold613
posted on December 10, 2005 08:48:49 AM
Piinthesky's "deer" drove the sleigh plum off the cliff.
Right into a jar of "JIF"
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Alive in 2005
colin
posted on December 10, 2005 09:08:46 AM
And eight tiny crack whores, all in a row.
Were hummin a rap song while tying a bow.
All of a sudden a noise, I knew not it meant.
There stood, lookin shabby "Ol" Fifty Cent
I'm taking it to the ghetto.
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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