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 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 12:30:15 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:19 PM ]
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on February 1, 2006 12:39:04 PM new
SUCKS TO BE YOU....BAAAWAAAA





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Beauty is only a light switch away
 
 dblfugger9
 
posted on February 1, 2006 12:46:27 PM new
If you keep up\\on your Rolling Stone reading you should be fine Maggie.

Hey what a treat...double time squeeze, must be a pia zadora movie.



 
 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 12:57:58 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:19 PM ]
 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:07:40 PM new
Maggie, remember, your only as old as you feel, or something like that



 
 dblfugger9
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:16:52 PM new
Why magglet darling...didnt you see the Sag awards? Ponytails are all the rage!! And you know that preppy look never goes out of style. Neva eva! Its classic. Just try not to moan and groan too much from the athrists-thats a dead give away.

And dont forget to reach out and touch somebodys hand..make this world a better place if you can.

 
 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:24:13 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:19 PM ]
 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:25:50 PM new
Maggie, become a night person. The poor lighting makes the wrinkles less noticeable. Replace all you light bulbs with pink lights. They make you look more angelic when you have company, plus makes them look better too. Shop after dark. Everyone is tired and not paying attention to how bad you look. And if you have to bring your walker with you, put your leg in a fake cast and tell people it was from a skiing accident.

 
 Bear1949
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:26:14 PM new
Maggie, remember, your only as old as you feel

Depends on what you're feeling!!!!!!!!!!!

Maggie, just wait til you got out to eat & they give you the Seniors discount without asking if you're eligible. (Gray hair does have its benefits)


"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:27:53 PM new
Maggie, I'm a 'baby boomer' too

LOL Kraft, pink lights?

 
 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:29:01 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:20 PM ]
 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:31:03 PM new
OH, and remember this:

Today the 60's are now the new 50's

The 50's is the new 40's

etc.....

(60's, 50's meaning in your 60's and in your 50's)

So, start looking at it that way. I think they thunk that one up because the celebrities refuse to get old, Mick Jagger is 62. Jane Seymour is 55, and on and on.......

 
 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:33:44 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:20 PM ]
 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:38:41 PM new
Yes Near, you can get pink light bulbs. Try it and Mike will think you had a facelift (or visa versa).

 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:39:21 PM new
There ya go, keep the pony tail.

We can also make up our own!

Today the 50's is the new 30's. and that stays dammit!



 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:40:19 PM new
LOL, gee thanks Kraft!

 
 dblfugger9
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:42:14 PM new
Okay..I can do that, DBL..I'm a touchy feely type of person.

yes you did say you are that type -- long as they dont have black skin, huh maggie? thats scuzzy for you? carmel ok, chocolate skuzzy.
the magster schmooze! (never lost on the double dutch girl)














Tony Soprano to his psychiatrist: What are you talking about? Thats like wanting to sleep with my mother! You think I want to sleep with my mother? What are you crazy?

 
 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:46:02 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:20 PM ]
 
 stonecold613
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:49:29 PM new
Maggie's muffins are no longer. More like french bread. Long and drooping.
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Many misleading tricks in 2006. The new Demomoron slogan.
 
 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:51:01 PM new

[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:21 PM ]
 
 dblfugger9
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:51:22 PM new
lol stone cold.


maggie I aint asking you anything. just stating the facts as they yam maam.

Books are good too!

 
 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 01:54:34 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:21 PM ]
 
 cblev65252
 
posted on February 1, 2006 02:00:27 PM new
I don't mind at all if someone offers to carry my packages to the car. To me that's being polite. I hate the "ma'am" thing.

Cheryl
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 02:20:00 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:21 PM ]
 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 1, 2006 02:32:03 PM new

I agree, Cheryl...when I first heard that, I checked the mirror right away...suppose I had been away from the South too long.

 
 parklane64
 
posted on February 1, 2006 02:34:05 PM new
Pink lights? Face lift? Does it make anything else look lifted?

Wow, what's over the crest, Mag? How's it look on the downhill side? Are ye slammin' on the binders or shovin' it in neutral to coast? Was that you that just whizzed past me? Is your eyesight better than mine? Whadayasee? Whadayasee? Besides the butt of the dawg in front of ye!

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The Islamofascist fig-puckers are fighting to spread their culture and religion, and to destroy ours
 
 maggiemuggins
 
posted on February 1, 2006 02:40:23 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:21 PM ]
 
 Bear1949
 
posted on February 1, 2006 05:21:04 PM new
Cheryl, would you rather be addresses as "Madam".

The first time a cop stopped me & called me sir, I turned to see who he was talking to, since I was only in my 30's. But then I realized he was only in his 20's.



"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
 
 cblev65252
 
posted on February 1, 2006 05:55:21 PM new
LOL, Bear. No, I wouldn't rather be called that.

Cheryl

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
 fenix03
 
posted on February 1, 2006 07:01:27 PM new
Before you turn that one down Cheryl - you might want to check and see if that title comes with the appropriate pay increase


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