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 mrssantaclaus
 
posted on January 11, 2001 11:14:12 PM
New reason bidder didn't pay you
GRANSMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

New song for the alien computer dude
FOLSOLM PRISON BLUES (Johnny Cash)



 
 misscandle
 
posted on January 11, 2001 11:37:39 PM
At the risk of showing my age:

For the deadbeat bidder:
Don't Be That Way by Benny Goodman

EG: For the guy who wanted you to ship the T-shirt before you received his payment:
Crazy and So Wrong by Patsy Cline

And, a literary reference, if that's okay:

For Sellers:
"Why I Live At The P.O." by Eudora Welty
(a great short story, by the way. Read it and laugh for days.)

Back to songs:

Play this on the way to the P.O.:
Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner

How I look when I try to carry too many boxes into the P.O.:
Walk Like An Egyptian by the Bangles

This is addictive........Aloha!
[ edited by misscandle on Jan 11, 2001 11:39 PM ]
 
 psalms139
 
posted on January 12, 2001 05:12:36 AM
Customers Excuses:
UNFORGETTABLE {Nat King Cole}
BUT UNBELIEVABLE TOO!!
[ edited by psalms139 on Jan 12, 2001 06:39 AM ]
 
 codasaurus
 
posted on January 12, 2001 05:35:45 AM
An all purpose song title...

I'm a loser by The Beatles

for deadbeats...
for inept sellers...
for snipe victims...
for sellers hit by eBay outages...
for the USPS missing packages department...

 
 nanastuff
 
posted on January 12, 2001 05:47:12 AM
When I make a boo boo buying or selling:

"I'm Sorry, So Sorry" (Patsy Cline, I think. If not see above) lol

 
 cin131
 
posted on January 12, 2001 06:29:20 AM
POCONO


sounds like something worth auctioning !!!!!



cin



 
 cin131
 
posted on January 12, 2001 06:32:11 AM
executive girl....

for the guy who wants you to 'mail the shirt'

how about the lone ranger theme:


mail the shirt mail the shirt mail the shirt shirt shirt!


and of course, that transaction adn the guy will be:

unforgettable....that's what you are...

 
 cix
 
posted on January 12, 2001 07:59:29 AM
For the deadbeat bidder that will not pay :

"You're gonna burn in hell" Twisted Sister

For the bidder who gets sniped in the last 10 seconds :

"I'm a loser" Beck

For the deadbeat bidder who never emails you :

"True Colors" Cyndi Lauper

When your item takes forever to get there :

"The waiting is the hardest part" Tom Petty

When you get your item and it is not a described :

"Shot through the heart" Bon Jovi

When you cancel a bidders bid with to many negs :

"I don't want no Scrubs" TLC

For the person who list $100 item starting at 1 cent with no reserve :

"The Gambler" Kenny Rogers

For the bidder who misrepresents their items :

"All that glitters is Gold" Smashmouth

For the seller who just can't take it anymore :

"Their coming to take me away HA HA, HE HE" Napoleon IV

 
 nanastuff
 
posted on January 12, 2001 08:02:03 AM
You guys are JUST tooooooo goooooood!! LOL

 
 preacher4u
 
posted on January 12, 2001 10:13:01 AM
For those horrendous downtimes:

Anarchy on the eBay, by the Sex Pistols

(well, not really )


 
 cix
 
posted on January 12, 2001 11:20:21 AM
Sing this to the tune of "Happy birthday to you" for the deadbeat who won't pay.

Happy Negative To You
Happy Negative To You
You Chose Not To Pay Me
Soon You'll Be NARU'D

 
 chepistar
 
posted on January 12, 2001 12:27:15 PM
one song says so much...
John Lennon - 1980 - Watching the Wheels
"People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing"(selling on eBay)
"well they give me all kinds of excuses"(those DB's)
"surely you're not happy now, you no longer play the game" (NARU bidder)
"no longer riding on the merry-go-round"(closed the PayPal account)
"people asking questions lost in confusion"(the bidder who asks a question already stated in item description)
"there's no hurry, I'm just sitting here doing time"(sarcasm for the late payer)
"I just had to let it go"(the sigh of relief when you don't get a retaliatory neg).

 
 ahwahneeliz
 
posted on January 12, 2001 03:49:00 PM
You guys are GREAT!
One for the dreaded repeat, complaining, non-paying bidder THE B%TCH IS BACK - ELTON JOHN

One for the whiner who don't read your terms and complain GET OVER IT (is that the eagles or wings DUH)

One for the people who just can't point and click the link for their WBN/WBR
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN - SCARECROW WIZARD OF OZ

One for those bidders who send payment, no reference to auction
CAN YOU READ MY MIND (I have no clue who performed it)


 
 heartsong
 
posted on January 12, 2001 09:52:26 PM
I chuckled when I saw the title to this thread. My kids have a standing joke about a song by Diamond Rio titled "Stuff". They swear that it was written just for me and is the result of my severe eBay-itus affliction. Must have something to do with not being able to see the floor in my house . I buy quite a bit for resale on eBay, so more of this is applicable than I'd like to admit!

The lyrics are:

Catalogs fillin' up the mailbox
Home shoppin' on the cable box
WW W dot, oh, there's no escape
Delivery truck comin' up 'round the bend
Beep, beep, beep, just backin' in
Sign here and here and here again
'Cause there's no money down, no payments 'till
The whole place is cram-packed filled with...

Stuff (stuff) stack it on, stack it on up
(Stuff) never gonna ever get enough
(Stuff) oh, oh, it's treasured till it's mine
And it ain't worth a dime, it's stuff
(Stuff) spreadin' like fleas
Draggin' me under in this endless sea of stuff
(Stuff) ah, there ain't no end
Gotta get a bigger place, so I can move in in)
More stuff

It's gettin' late, but it's alright
Get it, Wal-mart's open up all night
You can catch it all with a quick swipe
It's easier every day
SUV's and mini-vans
Paradin' 'round in caravans
Totin' off more than the tires can stand
'Cause there's no money down, no payments 'till
Every square inch of the whole worlds's filled with...

Stuff (stuff) stack it on, stack it on up
(Stuff) never gonna ever get enough
(Stuff) oh, oh, it's treasured till it's mine
And it ain't worth a dime, it's stuff
(Stuff) spreadin' like fleas
Draggin' me under in this endless sea of stuff
(Stuff) ah, there ain't no end
Gotta get a bigger place, so I can move in in)
More stuff

Ah, drag it in, pack it in
The man with the most, he just wins more...

Stuff (stuff) stack it on, stack it on up
(Stuff) never gonna ever get enough
(Stuff) oh, oh, it's treasured till it's mine
And it ain't worth a dime, it's stuff
(Stuff) spreadin' like fleas
Draggin' me under in this endless sea of stuff
(Stuff) ah, there ain't no end
Gotta get a bigger place, so I can move in (in)
Ah.....oh, more stuff

Oh, stuff
Never get enough Aww, stuff!



When I've just returned from a buying trip and have stacks of treasures in every available inch of space, or I've got packing supplies scattered all over the livingroom, my kids crank this one up full volume.

Honey ... if you happen to read this ... could we add an addition so I'll have more room for my eBay stuff?




http://www.auctionusers.org
 
 ExecutiveGirl
 
posted on January 13, 2001 07:06:07 AM
LOL! Wow! You guys came up with some GREAT ones!! Very funny!!

 
 lstacy6
 
posted on January 13, 2001 11:40:26 AM
How about when Ebay safe habor sends canned responses and you dont get help and the dead beat bidder gets off scott free and you are left arguing with them both...

Every Body Was Kung Fu Fighting


 
 cin131
 
posted on January 13, 2001 11:55:15 AM
For all us ebayer's....Flash dance...'MANIAC'

cindy

 
 msstone
 
posted on January 13, 2001 02:37:31 PM
Seller waiting for payment
"She's waiting" - Eric Clapton

EQ's bidder
pretending- Eric Clapton
or [money order] "(I) get lost" - Eric clapton

Feedback
"Both sides of the story" - Phil Collins

Auction Item ending tonight
paid with pay pal
"Take me home tonight"

Waiting for payment
"Hold On" Kansas




 
 ExecutiveGirl
 
posted on January 13, 2001 02:55:12 PM
Ok, I thought of some more:

Ebay's changes:
Roll With The Changes Reo Speedwagon

What a deadbeat is singing when they retaliate with a NEG:
Who's Crying Now Journey

What you want to tell your deadbeats with all their excuses:
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares Travis Tritt

What you think when your bidder has a negative (-1) feedback rating:
T-R-O-U-B-L-E Travis Tritt




[ edited by ExecutiveGirl on Jan 13, 2001 02:56 PM ]
 
 Kaffro
 
posted on January 14, 2001 02:49:12 PM
ok, I thought of more...

When dealing with someone with "iffy" feedback rating... "Danger Zone" Kenny Loggins

The theme of the non-responsive, deadbeat bidder... "Coward of the County" Kenny Rogers



 
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