shagmidmod
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posted on September 28, 2007 09:37:00 AM new
Illegal immigration of Americans to Canada.
From the Manitoba Herald, Canada (a very underground paper)
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.
The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba
farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken."
When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay".
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an
Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.
In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of crossing the border.
Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?
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I about fell out of my chair when I read this. Absolutely HYSTERICAL!!!
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Linda_K
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posted on September 28, 2007 09:41:52 AM new
"a very underground paper"
LOL
Would we EVER expect anything other than some 'underground' article from rusty? LOL LOL
Kind of like the website 'dems underground'. Right where they belong...can't show their faces to any rational American. LOL
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looks like no one found rusty's 'plagiarized' joke very funny either.
http://www.lifeinthedr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1783
[ edited by Linda_K on Sep 28, 2007 11:34 AM ]
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shagmidmod
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posted on September 30, 2007 07:48:47 AM new
Linduh, you really need to get a grip and an education. Learn the English language, especially considering you expect everybody else to learn English if they come here. It is quite embarrassing for an "american" not to know english... you have no excuse.
Plagiarism:
a piece of writing that has been copied from someone else and is presented as being your own work.
I'm not sure where you figure I plagiarized this, as I clearly noted I laughed when I read it. I didn't say I laughed when I wrote it. This was forwarded to me by email, and as with most jokes no reference was made to the writer.
In fact, the link you provided was NOT the original writer either, so you are as guilty as I am for absolutely nothing you stupid dolt!
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kiara
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posted on September 30, 2007 08:11:35 AM new
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 08:29:19 AM new
You plagiarized that joke, rusty. NO way around that. Can't give credit to the author?  THIEF!!!!
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American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source - Share This pla·gia·rize (plā'jə-rīz') Pronunciation Key
v. pla·gia·rized, pla·gia·riz·ing, pla·gia·riz·es
v. tr.
To use and pass off (the ideas or writings of another) as one's own. To appropriate for use as one's own passages or ideas from (another).
v. intr.
To put forth as original to oneself the ideas or words of another.
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And that's NOT where or whom you stold it from? Is THAT your defense for plagiarizing it???
LOL LOL
Then you should have posted who you DID steal it from.
tsk tsk tsk
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kiara
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posted on September 30, 2007 08:42:01 AM new
And that's NOT where or whom you stold it from?
stold??
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 09:00:13 AM new
I understand 'follow along behind anyone' kiara. Spelling errors are SO much worse in your little mind that STEALING the writings of others.
You're always on the wrong side of morals/ethics, imo. And you prove it again, right here.
Do you STEAL from the works of others also?
You appear to be approving rusty's doing just that. tsk tsk tsk
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kiara
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posted on September 30, 2007 09:07:04 AM new
Shagmidmod has already made it known from the beginning he did not write it. Lindak, if you are so interested in the origin, why don't you research it yourself since it's of such importance to you. This joke shows up in a google search over a thousand times so fly at it.
While you are at it, perhaps research the past tense of 'steal' so you can use the word correctly in the future.
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 09:10:08 AM new
Perhaps YOU should review your own lack of morals when it comes to ANYONE plagiarizing the works of others....giving NO CREDIT to them.
It's NOT an acceptable practice with MOST people....that it's okay with you, comes as NO surprise to me. It just continues to prove your own personal LACK of ethics.
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kiara
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posted on September 30, 2007 09:15:48 AM new
Prove where Shagmidmod claimed this was his writing, lindak.
And before you start pointing fingers at the imagined morals of others you know nothing about, perhaps face your own mirror and account for what you've done in your life and how tainted and dirty your own hands are after all these years.
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 09:22:52 AM new
ROFLMHO at the tag-along kiara.
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kiara
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posted on September 30, 2007 09:59:08 AM new
I don't mind being called a tag-along for supporting someone intelligent like Shagmidmod who knows what he's talking about.
It's better than being known as the resident board liar, racist and dirt monger who gets kicked off other boards.
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mingotree
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posted on September 30, 2007 10:05:22 AM new
shagmidmod
posted on September 28, 2007 09:37:00 AM
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Illegal immigration of Americans to Canada.
From the Manitoba Herald, Canada (a very underground paper)"""
There, that's for linduhKKK who has a hard time reading even her OWN OP's
LOLOLOLLLLLLLLL!!!!
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shagmidmod
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posted on September 30, 2007 10:30:30 AM new
You know what is truly funny about this... Linda committed slander by lying about me.
She has accused me of something that simply didn't happen. Hmmmm... I wonder how much I could sue her for... and how many latte's it would buy me and my liberal friends. LOL!!!!
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 10:42:40 AM new
Oh.....MAKE MY DAY, rusty.
I'd LOVE nothing more than to see you do JUST that.
Don't make THREATS you can't actually manage....
Slander YOU????? I'd LOVE to show ANY court the garbage you've posted about me.
GO FOR IT. Don't be all talk....show you've got a backbone.
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kiara
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posted on September 30, 2007 10:56:40 AM new
Shagmidmod's comment sounds like a joke to me, lindak. If you see it as a threat it means you're way too near the edge and should maybe take a rest from your constant board life and go out into the real world for awhile to gain some balance.
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shagmidmod
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posted on September 30, 2007 11:15:53 AM new
Linduh wouldn't know a joke if it slapped her in the face. She's like clapping with one hand... it doesn't work.
Linduh is so stupid... it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Linduh is so stupid... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 11:21:16 AM new
More CHILDISH nonsense from rusty, how unexpected. NOT!!!
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mingotree
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posted on September 30, 2007 11:31:16 AM new
Childish????
So I suppose you and classic using the C word is all grown up.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
If being so dried up and dull that one has no sense of humor whatsoever is the sign of an adult then I guess linduhKKK wins the "adult" award .....LOL!
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 12:13:56 PM new
sybil continuing to twist things all around.
So very her MO. 
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mingotree
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posted on September 30, 2007 12:23:31 PM new
TWIST? So now you're denying you agreed with classic that I was a "C"???
Well, there IS a thread with the proof.
you just can't stop lying , can you ???
LLLLLL!
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mingotree
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posted on September 30, 2007 12:26:50 PM new
classicrock000
posted on July 27, 2007 05:40:55 PM
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"Well, if anyone should know vulgarity it's Bill (Sex Predator) O'Reilly !! What a pig!"
Yea Bill O'reilly talks sex on the phone and hes a pig...Bill Clinton gets a blowjob in the oval office and spews his wad on her dress and you thinks its okay...you have to be one of the dumbest c*nts on the planet.
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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
Linda_K
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she is....for SURE.
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 12:32:46 PM new
Provide the LINK you IDIOT - LIAR.
I made it VERY clear I did NOT want to be part of calling anyone that name.....
...but as I said.....you can't stop DISTORTING the TRUTH.
Truth must be a bad word to you...sicko.
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kiara
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posted on September 30, 2007 01:03:57 PM new
I made it VERY clear I did NOT want to be part of calling anyone that name.....
Ya, right - you tried with some fumbling and bumbling editing after you had agreed with Classic within minutes of his post. Lindak, I realized long ago what really makes you laugh here and you've proven it over and over - sometimes your quick slip-ups like that one reveal lots about you that you can never cover up later.
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 01:15:02 PM new
and kiara follows right along with the LIE.
But you two having been called that name by others....goes go to prove it's how THEY see YOU.
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mingotree
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posted on September 30, 2007 01:25:28 PM new
WHERE is the LIE????
YOU posted that.
linduhKKK, """But you two having been called that name by others"""
(Others? It's so unusual of you to admit you did something! 'Bout time!)
"""....goes go to prove it's how THEY see YOU."""
OH NO ! The opinion of classless and linduhKKK ...how....how totally meaningless...
LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 01:31:24 PM new
Quit blabbering and post the link.
OH...I know, you don't WANT to post the link because then it would PROVE how well you and kiara can DISTORT what was ACTUALLY said.
You have nothing to offer by this garbage....typical nutcase liberal. It's what you need to FEED off of - to stay alive - to function in your sad, pathetic lives.
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kiara
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posted on September 30, 2007 01:34:38 PM new
and kiara follows right along with the LIE.
What lie? They were your own words, lindak.
But you two having been called that name by others....goes go to prove it's how THEY see YOU.
Which 'others'? I remember years ago one of your supporters called Helen, Kraft and me that word and you probably still get enjoyment from it, lindak, just as you did back then.
Are we supposed to worry about how THEY see us? Heck, you sound more worried how OTHERS see you now.
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Linda_K
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posted on September 30, 2007 01:40:08 PM new
ROFLMHO....anything for some little attention for kiara.
POST THE LINK - show mingos and your distortion once again.
CHICKEN......post the link rather than continue trying to get attention by LYING about my posted position.
You have NO ETHICS either kiara. NONE
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kiara
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posted on September 30, 2007 01:47:28 PM new
It's your reputation on the line so post your own damn link, lindak.
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