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 debtrek
 
posted on January 21, 2001 11:15:46 AM
Shake and Bake...
 
 helnjoe
 
posted on January 21, 2001 11:17:55 AM
shake, rattle, and roll

 
 debtrek
 
posted on January 21, 2001 11:29:02 AM
ROTFL...
 
 mcjane
 
posted on January 21, 2001 11:30:18 AM
bunnicula By: James Henry Leigh Hunt,
One of my very favorite poems. Nice to see it here.
Roll Out The Barrel
[ edited by mcjane on Jan 21, 2001 12:13 PM ]
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 11:42:29 AM
Cannon Barrel

Barry (big boom) Barris


 
 debtrek
 
posted on January 21, 2001 11:49:53 AM
the Big Bang...
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 12:11:46 PM
Big Bengal Tiger.

Barry (big grrr...) Barris


 
 mcjane
 
posted on January 21, 2001 12:14:53 PM
Hold That Tiger

 
 debtrek
 
posted on January 21, 2001 12:15:33 PM
put a tiger in your tank...
(my dad once worked for Esso/Exxon)
 
 mouseslayer
 
posted on January 21, 2001 12:59:10 PM
I think you're all tanked (especially debtrek!)

 
 helnjoe
 
posted on January 21, 2001 12:59:55 PM
paper tiger

sorry, mouse got in ahead of me

[ edited by helnjoe on Jan 21, 2001 01:02 PM ]
 
 nettak
 
posted on January 21, 2001 01:44:12 PM
paper plane


 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 02:08:33 PM
I'm leaving on a jet plane...

Barry (fasten your seat belts) Barris

 
 helnjoe
 
posted on January 21, 2001 02:40:34 PM
Leave well enough alone!

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 04:36:04 PM
I feel well enough to make this post. I cant leave this thread alone...

Barry (different order, but the same words......) Barris


 
 maddienicks
 
posted on January 21, 2001 04:53:56 PM
Would you like fries with your order?
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 05:00:29 PM
I'll order a Happy Meal...

Barry (drive thru) Barris


 
 rancher24
 
posted on January 21, 2001 05:11:16 PM
Order in the court!

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 05:21:43 PM
Alphabetical Order

Barry (A-B-C-) Barris


 
 bunnicula
 
posted on January 21, 2001 05:34:59 PM
When Johnny Jones was serenading Mary,
He sure could quote a lot of poetry
But he'd much rather tell her
what he learned in his speller
When they both attended PS thirty-three....

(chorus)
"A," you're adorable, "B," you're so beautiful,
"C," you're a cutie full of charms.
"D," you're a darling and "E," you're exciting
And "F," you're a feather in my arms.
"G," you look good to me, "H," you're so heavenly,
"I," you're the one I idolize.
"J," we're like Jack and Jill, "K," you're so kissable,
"L," is the lovelight in your eyes.

"M," "N," "O," "P," I could go on all day.
"Q," "R," "S," "T," alphabetically speaking, you're OK.

U," made my life complete, "V," means you're very sweet,
Double-"U" "X" "Y" "Zee."
It's fun to wander through the alphabet with you
To tell you what you mean to me.
(repeat the chorus)



 
 debtrek
 
posted on January 21, 2001 06:07:09 PM
bunnicula...

where do you get all this stuff?

I really love it!

keep it up (I'm copying as fast as I can!)
 
 bunnicula
 
posted on January 21, 2001 06:14:35 PM
up and running

debtrek: thanks some out of books & various reference sources, some off the Net...

Oh, and some just from my misspent youth



[ edited by bunnicula on Jan 21, 2001 06:15 PM ]
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 06:53:30 PM
Miss Spent was a beautiful youth. She would read books & various reference sources all day. For exercise she would get up and go running. It's sad, in the end some men in white jackets came and took her off in a Net. Thanks to bunnicula for the inspiration for this post....

Barry (see what I did) Barris

Edited for UBB BooBoo...


[ edited by barrybarris on Jan 21, 2001 06:55 PM ]
 
 bunnicula
 
posted on January 21, 2001 07:04:56 PM
BarryBarris: you brought this on yourself--remember that!

Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well,You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I've gone completely out of my mind.
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed!
When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid - right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait--they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the
ASPCA you mangy mutt!
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away!


 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 07:20:57 PM
I got on my knees and begged you to ran away because you were driving berserk. Well you hung around for many Days and my mind has gotten worse and worse.

Taken from the fisrt paragraph. above.

Barry (one paragraph at at time) Barris


 
 bunnicula
 
posted on January 21, 2001 07:27:56 PM
you can run, but you can't hide

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 07:48:26 PM
Stockings can run, but can you tan a hide?

Barry (send me money) Barris


 
 xlhgrl
 
posted on January 21, 2001 08:18:18 PM
fishnet stockings hiding in my drawer

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on January 21, 2001 08:55:48 PM
hide and seek

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on January 21, 2001 09:00:47 PM
Playboy Magazines hiding in my sock drawer...

I can feel the watchful eye of The Moderators looking over my shoulder after that one...

Barry (I know, Ahem. I'll try not to do it again......) Barris


 
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