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 december3
 
posted on February 3, 2001 03:34:26 AM
The Breakfast Club

 
 texas1958
 
posted on February 3, 2001 03:52:42 AM
Good Ole Boy's Country Club

TEX

 
 nettak
 
posted on February 3, 2001 03:55:50 AM
Club Sandwich

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 3, 2001 09:24:38 AM
The Earl of Sandwich will vacation this year at Club Med.

Barry (Ladies Locker Room Supervisor, Club Med......) Barris


 
 Zilvy
 
posted on February 3, 2001 09:41:14 AM
Duke, DukeDuke of Earl....

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 3, 2001 09:50:19 AM
Earl of Dorincourt (Fauntleroy's grandfather, you know)

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 3, 2001 10:14:08 AM
Uncle Earl plead guliy in court for stealing Leroy's Grandfather Clock, you know.

Barry (can't stand that Judge Judy) Barris


 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 3, 2001 10:20:46 AM
Grandfather's Clock (written 1876) -- when I was little I fell in love with this song when it was sung on the Mitch Miller show


My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf,
So it stood ninety years on the floor.
It was taller by half, than the old man himself,
Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.
It was bought on the morn
Of the day that he was born,
And was always his treasure and pride.
But it stopped short, never to go again,
When the old man died.

Ninety years without slumbering,
tick, tock, tick, tock,
His life seconds numbering,
tick, tock, tick, tock,
It stopped short never to go again,
When the old man died.

In watching its pendulum swing to and fro,
Many hours had he spent while a boy;
And in childhood and manhood,

The clock seemed to know,
And to share both his grief and his joy.
For it struck twenty-four
When he entered at the door,
With a blooming and beautiful bride.
But it stopped short, never to go again,
When the old man died.

Ninety years without slumbering,
tick, tock, tick, tock,
His life seconds numbering,
tick, tock, tick, tock,
It stopped short never to go again,
When the old man died.

My grandfather said that of those he could hire
Not a servant so faithful he found
For it wasted no time and had but one desire
At the close of each week to be wound
And it kept in its place, not a frown upon its face
And it’s hands never hung by its side.
But it stopped short, never to go again,
When the old man died.

Ninety years without slumbering,
tick, tock, tick, tock,
His life seconds numbering,
tick, tock, tick, tock,
It stopped short never to go again,
When the old man died.

It rang an alarm in the dead of the night
An alarm that for years had been dumb
And we knew that his spirit was pluming for flight
That his hour of departure had come
Still the clock kept the time,
With a soft and muffled chime

As we silently stood by its side.
But it stopped short, never to go again,
When the old man died.

Ninety years without slumbering,
tick, tock, tick, tock,
His life seconds numbering,
tick, tock, tick, tock,
It stopped short never to go again,
When the old man died.



 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 3, 2001 07:04:06 PM
General George A. Custer (1839-1876)

Battle of the Little Big Horn.

Barry (no war paint here) Barris


 
 toomanycomics
 
posted on February 3, 2001 07:24:52 PM
Wizards & Warriors
 
 nettak
 
posted on February 3, 2001 07:35:50 PM
The Wizard of Oz.

 
 december3
 
posted on February 3, 2001 07:44:17 PM
Ozzie and Harriet

 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on February 3, 2001 07:49:22 PM
Ozzy Osbourne
 
 nettak
 
posted on February 3, 2001 08:24:51 PM
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Oye Oye Oye

Sorry I just couldn't seem to help myself.

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 3, 2001 09:31:08 PM
Oye Como Va, by Santana.

Barry (Bloke, I wasn't Blotto for the Bingle ya Boofhead) Barris


 
 nettak
 
posted on February 3, 2001 11:22:11 PM
Bonzer mate, I'm glad you weren't drunk for the crash, but who ya callin' a boofhead!!

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 4, 2001 12:01:55 AM
drunk and disorderly

 
 xlhgrl
 
posted on February 4, 2001 12:34:18 AM
Tarbender, could I have another f***dart please?

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 4, 2001 01:01:31 AM
Tarheels

 
 xlhgrl
 
posted on February 4, 2001 01:19:38 AM
Tarred and feathered

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 4, 2001 01:25:25 AM
Birds of a feather flock together

 
 xlhgrl
 
posted on February 4, 2001 01:46:46 AM
A business of ferrets

 
 mimigigi
 
posted on February 4, 2001 02:25:17 AM
business plan

 
 nettak
 
posted on February 4, 2001 02:48:36 AM
Plan of attack

Oops I forgot how to spell
[ edited by nettak on Feb 4, 2001 03:02 AM ]
 
 december3
 
posted on February 4, 2001 03:31:16 AM
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

 
 nettak
 
posted on February 4, 2001 03:51:25 AM
Fried Green Tomatoes.

 
 ashlandtrader
 
posted on February 4, 2001 04:16:07 AM
my Green tamborine...

 
 nettak
 
posted on February 4, 2001 04:31:33 AM
Tambourine Mountain

 
 equestrian
 
posted on February 4, 2001 08:06:23 AM
Whistler mountain, British Columbia

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 4, 2001 08:13:38 AM
The Space Shuttle Columbia...

Barry (Captain Space Cadet) Barris


 
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