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 Kaffro
 
posted on February 4, 2001 08:44:32 AM
Pigs In Space
Kaffro
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 4, 2001 08:49:48 AM
Cops In Space...

Barry (close to the line with this one......) Barris


 
 Zilvy
 
posted on February 4, 2001 08:56:45 AM
Outter Space. I need my space. Space cadet!!

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 4, 2001 09:01:44 AM
Outer or an innie?

Barry (bellybuttons that is) Barris


 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 4, 2001 09:28:19 AM
In Like Flint

I always get James Coeburn and Lee Marvin mixed up.
 
 december3
 
posted on February 4, 2001 10:07:35 AM
Flintstones

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 4, 2001 10:46:45 AM
Rolling Stones

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 4, 2001 11:16:35 AM
Rolling down a hill and getting grass stains all over your new white pants.

Barry (been there, done that) Barris


 
 Zilvy
 
posted on February 4, 2001 11:17:42 AM
Stones throw....

Sticks and stones may break my bones....
but....whips and chains excite me!!!

(Not really, honest, but the first time I heard that it caught me off guard and broke me up!)

It must have been Barry Barris who made me say that!!

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 4, 2001 11:21:22 AM
Unchain My Heart, BarryBarris!



Unchain my heart, baby let me be
Unchain my heart 'cause you don't care about me
You've got me sewed up like a pillow case
but you let my love go to waste so
Unchain my heart, oh please, please set me free



 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 4, 2001 11:42:47 AM
Barry Barris went to town

Just to ride a Pony

He took a feather and stuck it in his cap

And called it Pepperoni

Barry (big smile for Zilvy and bunnicula) Barris


 
 xlhgrl
 
posted on February 4, 2001 12:38:03 PM
Pizza!

 
 Zilvy
 
posted on February 4, 2001 12:53:35 PM
When the moon hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie, that's Amore!
Double cheese, hold the Anchovies!!

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU?
NACHO cheese
because I don't know one bracket from another

[ edited by Zilvy on Feb 4, 2001 12:54 PM ]
[ edited by Zilvy on Feb 4, 2001 12:56 PM ]
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 4, 2001 03:21:43 PM
A Double Cheeseburger with bacon, Onion Rings and a diet soda...

Barry (the breakfast of champions) Barris


 
 Zilvy
 
posted on February 4, 2001 03:45:52 PM
Drinkin rum and diet soda.....

You know what the say? "a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou beside me.....and I'll soon be fat, drunk and in trouble.

You knew that didn't you,
Barry(light my fire) Barris???
[ edited by Zilvy on Feb 4, 2001 03:47 PM ]
 
 Kaffro
 
posted on February 4, 2001 05:02:59 PM
Double Trouble
Kaffro
 
 kitsch1
 
posted on February 4, 2001 05:23:12 PM
Trouble is my middle name.
 
 Zilvy
 
posted on February 4, 2001 05:57:02 PM
Name game!! What's in a name....a rose by any other would still smell the same.

Oooooh Romeo!
No Barry,(wherefore art thou)Barris~~ not this time..




[ edited by Zilvy on Feb 4, 2001 06:05 PM ]
 
 mcjane
 
posted on February 4, 2001 06:09:39 PM
The Game of Love

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 4, 2001 06:10:23 PM
Roses are Red, but I ain't got no Redbounce...

Some Roses are Yellow, I got a Yellobounce...

I don't think Roses are Blue, but there is a Bluebounce...

Barry (a rainbow of bouncing) Barris


 
 Zilvy
 
posted on February 4, 2001 06:12:58 PM
Roses are red,
violets a purple,
and you are as sweet
as Maple syrple!!



 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 4, 2001 06:47:22 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Pappa won't get outa Bed
Momma smells like Glue

Barry (I'm trying, I'm trying) Barris


 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 4, 2001 06:52:40 PM
Marguerite, go wash your feet,
The Board of Health's across the street!

 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on February 4, 2001 06:56:10 PM
If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat!


 
 nettak
 
posted on February 4, 2001 07:12:07 PM
Piddle in the middle
and your feet and seat will stay dry.

 
 xlhgrl
 
posted on February 4, 2001 08:15:19 PM
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're at
Like a tea tray in the sky...

I can't remember the rest. Guess I'll just have to read/watch Alice in Wonderland again.

 
 Zilvy
 
posted on February 4, 2001 08:22:25 PM
Starkle, starkle,
Little Twink,
Who the hell,
I are you think?

I'm not under the
alcofluence of inkahol,
like some peeeple think
I all. {hic}



 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 4, 2001 09:00:05 PM
I'm not under the Christmas Tree
Because that's where the dog likes to Pee
It smells to a high Degree
It needs deodorizer, where can I get some Free
I saw some advertised on the TeeVee
But I don't think its the right stuff for Me
Maybe I'll just wait and See
If the odor starts to smell like a Honey Bee

Barry (why? why do I? I don't know) Barris


 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 4, 2001 09:04:31 PM
Palindrome poem:

Madam, I'm Adam.
 
 mcjane
 
posted on February 4, 2001 09:16:23 PM
bootsnana here's another:
"Was it a cat I saw"

 
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