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 nettak
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:14:30 PM
little bo peep

 
 LouBega2000
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:17:25 PM
little bo in my hair

 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:20:51 PM
Now you've got it!

facial hair

edited to add: no more peeps, YIKES!
[ edited by bootsnana on Feb 16, 2001 03:22 PM ]
 
 LouBega2000
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:22:54 PM
Cut your long hair


 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:23:11 PM
With some thread we could knit a Nettak for the basket ball hoop. We would all be so happy we would jump up and down...

Barry (do they sell beer and hotdogs at basketball games?) Barris

Edited because; OOOP's, I was still on the last page and OOOP's my post showed up here. Oh well, one more OOOP's. Now I feel better...

Barry (OOOP's) Barris

Edit now done.

[ edited by barrybarris on Feb 16, 2001 03:26 PM ]
 
 nettak
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:38:26 PM
If you knit a nettak for the basketball hoop it could break under the weight.

Okay I am composed now. LOL

Jump rope.

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:41:48 PM
Ok, back on track,

Cut your long hair

After that last post, I'm feeling a little hair brained. My memory is not as long as it used to be.

Barry (bootsnana, I agree, no more peeps, YIKES!) Barris


Edited to say I'm loosing it, send help quick



[ edited by barrybarris on Feb 16, 2001 03:52 PM ]
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:51:50 PM
Jumping Jacks.

That's what we need, some exercise.

Push ups.

Squat thrusts.

Jog a few miles.

Barry (go ahead, I'll be here when you finish) Barris


 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:52:32 PM
The tracks of my tears.

Barry: You are on a roll tonight!
 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:52:03 PM
Oops.... what the heck was that all about?
[ edited by bootsnana on Feb 16, 2001 04:02 PM ]
 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 16, 2001 03:53:17 PM
to get rid of the echo
[ edited by bootsnana on Feb 16, 2001 04:00 PM ]
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 16, 2001 04:00:14 PM
It looks like bootsnana may be joining me in my padded cell tonight.

All are welcome to join us.



Barry (that God it's Friday) Barris


 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 16, 2001 04:04:36 PM
Barry: If you've got the Southern Comfort I've got the glasses.... well, plastic glasses for our safety.
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 16, 2001 04:10:00 PM
bootsnana,

I have plenty of Southern Comfort. At least 22 magnums, that should last...

Now where the hell were we?

Jumping Jacks maybe?

Barry (over the edge tonight, big time loopy) Barris


 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 16, 2001 04:22:40 PM
This joint is Jumping
 
 helnjoe
 
posted on February 16, 2001 04:28:52 PM
Jumping Jack Flash

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 16, 2001 04:37:50 PM
Jack is jumping mad because some one stole his [flashlight.

Barry (I be innocent......can I borrow some batteries) Barris


 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 16, 2001 04:41:03 PM
Sorry, batteries not included
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 16, 2001 06:25:45 PM
But I need the batteries. I really need them. Ask me why.

OK, Why do you need the batteries?

Thank you for asking. I need the batteries to power

the electric fence I have installed to protect me from the

Evil Peeps and the Peep Poop they bring

I had to ask, next time I'll know better.

Barry (this page 56 is not going well, now I'm talking to myself) Barris


 
 nettak
 
posted on February 16, 2001 10:01:17 PM
As age makes wearisome these old bones, I find my batteries need constant recharging.

Barry, forget the evil peeps or they might sneak up and poop on you.

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 16, 2001 10:06:34 PM
The Charge of the Light Brigade


Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred.


[ edited by bunnicula on Feb 16, 2001 10:08 PM ]
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 16, 2001 10:55:54 PM
bunnicula,

Maybe I can add a few musical notes to your lyrics,

Click it ~~~ Charge Of The Light Brigade

Back on topic,

Will the Last person out of Nashville please turn off the lights

Barry (wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat) Barris


 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 16, 2001 11:46:55 PM
BarryBarris: I clicked on it & was told I'd performed an illegal operation!


Back on topic:

Trip the light fantastic

 
 nettak
 
posted on February 17, 2001 12:14:01 AM
Trip of a lifetime.

I clicked on it and it worked.
[ edited by nettak on Feb 17, 2001 12:14 AM ]
 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 17, 2001 12:15:32 AM
Have a nice trip--see you next fall

 
 nettak
 
posted on February 17, 2001 12:17:32 AM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 17, 2001 12:20:43 AM
...All the King's horses, and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.

 
 nettak
 
posted on February 17, 2001 12:22:14 AM
Race Horses

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 17, 2001 12:24:41 AM
Man O'War

 
 nettak
 
posted on February 17, 2001 12:27:23 AM
Man of the match.

 
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