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 bunnicula
 
posted on February 24, 2001 10:15:46 AM
Girls Just Want To Have Fun!!

 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 24, 2001 10:48:00 AM
I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in your heart.
 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 24, 2001 11:09:36 AM
Expressway to Your Heart

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 24, 2001 11:47:56 AM
U.S.P.S. Exprss Mail is a good way

to send Valentine's Day gifts toyour Sweetheart.

Barry (ain't love grand) Barris


 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 24, 2001 12:19:17 PM
Good Golly Miss Molly!

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 24, 2001 12:36:57 PM
Molly Moo Cow was a toy my Sister used to have.

Barry (she had a cow, I had a tank) Barris


 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 24, 2001 12:38:34 PM
Cow Cow Boogie

Out on the plains down near Santa Fe
I met a cowboy ridin' the range one day
And as he jogged along I heard him singin'
The most peculiar cowboy song
It was a ditty, he learned in the city
Comma ti yi yi yeah
Comma ti yippity yi yeah

Now get along, get hip little doggies
Get along, better be on your way
Get along, get hip little doggies
He trucked 'em on down that old fairway
Singin' his Cow Cow Boogie in the strangest way
Comma ti yi yi yeah
Comma ti yippity yi yeah

Now singin' his cowboy songs
He's just too much
He's got a knocked out western accent with a dixie touch
He was raised on local ways
He's what you call a swingin' half breed
Singin' his Cow Cow Booogie in the strangest way
Comma ti yi yi yeah
Comma ti yippity yi yeah




[ edited by bunnicula on Feb 24, 2001 12:41 PM ]
 
 Muriel
 
posted on February 24, 2001 02:13:35 PM
Boogie in my nose?

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 24, 2001 02:22:57 PM
You can pick your nose

You can pick your friends

But please don't pick your friends nose

Barry (Boogie be gone) Barris


 
 Kimbonovich
 
posted on February 24, 2001 03:41:44 PM
I saw you at the movie theater the other day. You were picking your seat. GROSS!

 
 Muriel
 
posted on February 24, 2001 03:43:55 PM
And... you can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish. Get it?
The many faces of Muriel
 
 december3
 
posted on February 24, 2001 05:53:28 PM
Piano Roll Blues

 
 zilvy
 
posted on February 24, 2001 05:56:45 PM
I gotta a right to sing the blues,
I gotta a right to feel low down,
down around the river....

 
 helnjoe
 
posted on February 24, 2001 06:36:18 PM
Once in a blue moon.

Where is VM when I need her?

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on February 24, 2001 06:54:03 PM
Once upon a time

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 24, 2001 09:19:21 PM
Once Upon A Time there was bunnicula and the 3 Barris'

There was Poppa Barris, Momma Barris and little Barry Barris

One afternoon Momma Barris fixed pepperoni sandwiches for lunch

The Pepperoni sandwiches were too hot to eat so the 3 Barris' went for a walk

so the pepperoni sandwiches could cool off

That same afternoon bunnicula had a flat tire in front of the 3 Barris' house

bunnicula wanted to call the Auto Club to get help so she knocked on the door

No one answered bunnicula's knock so she tried the door, it was unlocked

bunnicula went inside and called the Auto Club. The Auto Club would be there in a hour

bunnicula saw the pepperoni sandwiches, since she was so hungry she ate one

By now bunnicula was very tired and went upstairs to see if she could find a bedroom and take a nap

bunnicula awoke to the sound of the Auto Club man fixing her tire

With a new tire bunnicula happily went on her way

Now the 3 Barris' returned to eat their pepperoni sandwiches.

Poppa and Momma Barris sat down and ate their sandwiches

Little Barry Barris wondered were his sandwich went to

Momma Barris fixed little Barry Barris another Pepperoni sandwich thinking Barry

had eaten the first sandwich when Momma and Poppa weren't looking

Little Barry Barris went upstairs to take nap and found some one had been sleeping in his bed

Momma Barris told little Barry that little Barry must have forgotten to make his bed

Now that might be the end of this Fairy Tale but there is a little more

The next day bunnicula returned to the 3 Barris' house with gifts for all

bunnicula brought little Barry Barris 10 pounds of pepperoni and a new Corvette

Little Barry Barris was very happy and everyone lived happily ever after...

Barry (Happy Birthday bunnicula) Barris


 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 25, 2001 04:42:38 AM
3 Blind Mice

boots (Happy Birthday Bunnicula From Me Too) nana

Sorry, Barry, I just wanted to sneak in that message.
[ edited by bootsnana on Feb 25, 2001 04:44 AM ]
 
 helnjoe
 
posted on February 25, 2001 11:12:30 AM
Of Mice and Men

Happy Birthday bunnicula!

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 25, 2001 02:49:04 PM
Mice are nice

At twice

The price

Of a bag of rice

Barry (I have no idea what that means) Barris


 
 helnjoe
 
posted on February 25, 2001 04:21:28 PM
...not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

And especially in our garage. I'll have a full length coat pretty soon.

 
 Kimbonovich
 
posted on February 25, 2001 06:04:01 PM
Do you like them in a house?
Do you like them with a mouse?

Not in a box, not with a fox,
Not in a house, not with a mouse!

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham!
I do not like them, Sam I am!

Try them, try them, you will see!
You will like them in a tree!

 
 butterfly5
 
posted on February 26, 2001 05:27:16 AM
Family Tree

 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 26, 2001 05:53:26 AM
Family ties
 
 deco100
 
posted on February 26, 2001 06:09:24 AM
Tree house
Ties that bind

 
 december3
 
posted on February 26, 2001 06:29:25 AM
Bow Tie

 
 bootsnana
 
posted on February 26, 2001 08:22:05 AM
Bow to your partner

I know, I know... it's bow not bow.
 
 butterfly5
 
posted on February 26, 2001 09:59:16 AM
Partner in crime

 
 helnjoe
 
posted on February 26, 2001 12:45:32 PM
Crime and Punishment

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on February 26, 2001 07:54:16 PM
Scene of the crime.

Barry (I am not a criminal) Barris


 
 mcjane
 
posted on February 26, 2001 10:13:59 PM
Crime Does Not Pay "The Shadow Knows"

 
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