posted on May 1, 2000 06:25:08 PM
I'll match that secret bid of yours Barbara and raise you $10, and even throw in some special treats for Flambeau. Somebody better outbid me or my husband is gonna kill me!
posted on May 1, 2000 06:26:37 PM
startrek, but what kind of computer do the Vulcans use? and the Romulans? my guess is Gateway and Dell. LOL, at least the Klingons didn't have to deal with Bill Gates.
posted on May 1, 2000 08:30:52 PM
i am deeply sorry i didn't get back to you in time to answer, you see my auctions are slow for the month, no their down, no their dead in the water, no they been dead, so i am going into another job until they pickup again, i am trying to get a comic routine going, would you mind if i tried you out to see if i got what it takes, i am trying to get a job at church street station , here goes,
DID YOU SEE CLINTON'S NEW SECRET SERVICE ??? RAY CHARLES, AND STEVIE WONDER !!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TED KENNEDY TOLD CLINTON TODAY ??? DON'T WORRY I'LL DRIVE MONICA HOME !!!
HILLARY SETTING HER ALARM CLOCK EARLY,! SHE WANTS TO BE THE FIRST LADY !!!
DID YOU SEE CLINTON'S NEW BOOK, IT'S A BEST SELLER ??? CHILDREN OF A LOOSER GOD !!! THEY ASKED THE WOMEN ACROSS AMERICA IN A NATIONAL POLL, IF THEY WOULD HAVE SEX WITH CLINTON ??? 71% SAID NOT AGAIN !!!
WELL, DO I GET THE JOB...
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HOUSE OF STAR TREK
posted on May 1, 2000 09:22:34 PM
WOW! Two pages in the wanted section!
The soap opera continues!
VETTE is being auctioned but no one knows how high the bids are.Flakers has outbid Barbara by ten dollars.
Flakers is worried about winning [yet somehow titillated by the thought!]
Klingons use Macs! [My goodness! What next!]
Flakers is in more trouble [?] as Startrek wants to "try her out" and a dragon is going to flame her if she doesn't give up the goodies!
Poor Flakers! What is the next installment going to bring??????Tune in to find out!
posted on May 1, 2000 10:34:45 PM
Hi {{{Lady}}} <g>
What kind of treats do dragons go for, marshmallows I suppose...let's see....stale peeps on a stick? hmmm.....
startrek, maybe you ought to try sprucing up those auctions a little more put a bunch of these in the titles (That 70 hours a week is starting to take its toll)
see, timeworn, I knew this would get out of hand....
posted on May 1, 2000 10:37:18 PM
Oops, forgot to press the "Review Bid" button.... let's see.... YES!
You Are The Current High Bidder!
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posted on May 1, 2000 10:55:59 PM
Good heavens. This is scandalous. I'm only here because timeworn told me Flakers was down here. Having read these two shocking pages, I've even forgotten why I came, but figure I'd better leave before the auction closes, somebody wins the car and dragon, and the Queen has to cut off some heads.
Barbara, as high bidder, I'd advise you to check out the BTUs that thing will cast. I know someone who got one online--they look cute in the GIF, but when you get them home, it's Singe City. And that car seems very high-maintenance.
posted on May 2, 2000 07:53:14 AM
I got some hot dogs right here for Flambeau, and then stale Peeps on a stick for dessert, he can toast them himself with that hot breath of his.
So Barbara is high bidder huh? I forgot to snipe last night, you know that Watch feature ... well maybe I can babysit Flambeau some night when you guys go out on the town in the Vette. Flambeau's cuter anyway, so there.
pareau, I was keeping it quiet down here, just wondering how long it would take for people to discover this thread, pretty LONG I guess LOL. Hey, you know getting in trouble is one of my specialties, that's no big news around here.
Startrek (one of my favorite shows by the way) the Ted Kennedy one is pretty funny! don't give up your day job selling on eBay though til you get a good head start in the comedy business, it's tough out there.
posted on May 2, 2000 08:04:41 AM
i'm on ten different auction sites, but have good feedback on all. yahoo ebay auction addict, etc... i stayed up till 4 am working on my second set act. here goes.
on sixty minutes they had miss flowers, they asked her how her relationship was to clinton, she responded, "close, but no cigar"...
...al gore is running for president, did you see his new web site ??? www.nochanceinhell.com......what do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer, with a crooked politician ??? chelsea clinton ...
... president f.d.r. said you have nothing to fear, but fear itself, president kennedy said, don't ask what the country can do for you, but what you can do for your country, clinton said, " i don't inhale " ...
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http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/houseofstartrek
posted on May 2, 2000 08:15:14 AM
LOL....Getting better, startrek...but again, don't give up your day job
pareau, the Queen is awfully silent, hope she gives some warning before the heads start flying.
By the way, Lady, this is a 10 day auction, so it doesn't close until 5/10/00 at 01:54:50 PM.... I think cmbtboots is going to try to snipe...
Thanks for the edit protection, Vette... and if anything IS broken, I want a full refund, including postage, or I will neg you and the dragon you rode in on right out of town! LOL
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posted on May 2, 2000 08:16:34 AM
Vette, I was using "high maintenance" to refer to your sense of self, as expressed in your poetry. I'm afraid I don't even drive, so I'd have no use for a vehicle, regardless of its promised performance. If I won you, I'd just have you garaged until I could sell you. It's that hot little beast who worries me. Orange, short legs, but very determined. I've had bad experiences with that type.
Lady, seems like getting into trouble here is a lot more fun than at the RT . Hope you're enjoying yourself, and I'll leave you to it with this car. What was that famous Ralph Nader book--"Unsafe at Any Speed"? Oh, now I remember. It was about the Corvair.... nevermind.
THAT'S IT I'M BREAKING UP THIS THREAD IF NO ONE STARTS LAUGHING AT MY NEW JOB !!!
I WORK HARD JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE FOR A LIVING !!!
NOW START LAUGHING !!!
DID YOU HERE THE NEWS LAST NIGHT ??? ... CHRIS REEVES WHO PLAYED SUPERMAN IN THE MOVIES, WHO HAD THAT HORSE ACCIDENT, WHO CAN'T WALK ANYMORE NOW IN A WHEEL CHAIR KILLED HIS WIFE ??? !!!... HE FIGURED IF O.J. CAN WALK !!!
[ edited by startrek on May 2, 2000 02:24 PM ]
posted on May 2, 2000 02:32:06 PM
Ummmmm......HaHa?
Startek, listen to the good people here! Do not quit your day job just yet!
Barbara, I think you are going to win Vette, looks like Flakers is gone for awhile! She might just be saying that so she can get in a good snipe though! Must consider all possibilities! There are most likely lots of women just waiting for the snipe!
Do you really think this is getting out of hand? It might be a bit off topic but for AW I think it is going rather well.
[ edited by timeworn on May 2, 2000 02:33 PM ]
posted on May 2, 2000 07:39:41 PM
o/k it is night time, i will try my adult material set here goes...
what is blue and red and sits in a corner.???... a baby chewing razor blades !!! o/k what is blue, red, and green, and sits in a corner.???... same baby two weeks later !!!
did you see the clinton sale at bell's department store.??? pants half off !!!
posted on May 3, 2000 07:20:44 PM
everybody is a critic !!!
i want to thank the academy !!!
my mother for having me !!!
my father for leaving home !!!
my brother for dressing like a girl !!!
my dog who has seperation anxiety !!! o'h the three greatest lies in the world !!!
1. it's in the mail ...
2. not to change the subject, but that is what someone does when they say that !!!
3. if i am elected president !!!
remember a mind is a terrible thing to waste...
help i'm melting ...
o/k who turned out the lights ...
when it is all said and done, is their any out their who really knows what normal is anymore ???
i am going back into my coffin now ,
by by birdie...
posted on May 3, 2000 07:24:50 PM
startrek, I think you have Seasonal Affective Disorder in reverse. Have you been this manic all winter, or is it just now that the days are getting longer and brighter?
posted on May 4, 2000 08:05:41 AM
(driving through about 100 miles an hour)...
THREE PAGES in the Wanted section! I am IMPRESSED! and not a single fight to be seen, this is great!
startrek, you have got to join the parties in the Round Table too ... our basement rec room in the wanted section is starting to get crowded, yeah!
back to vacation... I'll drive by again in a few days.
PS dark1bc, we love all kinds of guys here, short, tall, skinny, chubby, they're all great. Check out the Round Table too! Lots of friendly people there.
posted on May 5, 2000 09:12:33 PM
timeworn,
Don't go shouting about miracles or you will have everybody down here!
'Vette,
Is vampires the only thing 'beau eats? He doesn't eat fluffy red guinea pigs, does he? And by the way, when you referred to his master, that means you, right? Inquiring bidders want to know!
posted on May 5, 2000 11:08:04 PM
Barbara- Too true! I will not make too much noise about the miracle....[sshhhhhhhh..] If I find a potato chip with the image of the Virgin Mary on it I may change my mind.
I think Flambeau eats other things besides vampires..wasn't Flakers feeding him something back a-ways???Burnt peeps???
Hello Flakers!Stop in again when you can! Not too often or we'll think you are not having fun on your vacation!
edit for newbie flub at images!
edited again because I didn't upload the image properly (may try later) at all
was supposed to be a nice juicy cheeseburger for Flamebeau - oh well!
[ edited by copperline on May 6, 2000 12:28 AM ]
[ edited by copperline on May 6, 2000 12:32 AM ]
posted on May 9, 2000 09:00:17 AM
Love the gifs, Coolvette!
Yes, I would like to see the unicorn gifs - I saw one I really liked on a different site but couldn't figure out how to download it. (like I said, I'm still new at this )
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