mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 06:03:49 AM new
<"hgtvjunkie><!
The bible tells us to turn the other cheek, but my parents told me never to do that and I believe in my parents. he he
The bible tells us to forgive and forget but I don't do that either, because I like to go against the bible except when it benefits me
or my family or my friends. he he
I have a lot of patients but not for people who believe in S**** because they are evil. I'm the only one in the world who isn't. he he
Everyone believes in S**** that doesn't believe in Dimview! he he
Dimview,
I understand, even if it is "discusting" Whatever you want to do to us is wonderful because you're wonderful! he he
Dimview Rocks!
<"mtnmama><!
Disclaimer: The sentiments expressed here are definitely not the sentiments of the owner. he he
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allykat
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posted on June 5, 2001 06:48:37 AM new
Dimview you will have to have a chat room and I will be one of the moderators. I could use the name dimwit but what do you think?? Maybe something like.............(thinging here)
help me someone. Suggestions for moderators names please??????
I had too much wine last night and my brain is fuzzy. Hee hee. I know I am just a sinner, God please forgive me.
DIMVIEW ROCKS!! He is the kewelest person I know. Thank you Dimview!
>^,,^^,,^<
MEOW pft pft
edited cause I lost my I
[ edited by allykat on Jun 5, 2001 06:50 AM ]
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 09:10:28 AM new
Dear Fuzzy
Oh, I meant allykat! LOL!
You could use the name DimViewPro, but ahhh, we know you don't have an adult website. Okay, so that's out. Hmmmmmm ... how about DimViewMouthpiece?
I am not a sinner. I can show you the way to heaven if you'd like to know. There are ways if you want to go. Just ask me.
Dimview Rocks!!!
<"mtnmama><!
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hgtvjunkie
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posted on June 5, 2001 09:47:58 AM new
Well if you're going to be a moderator, you're the one who will need the patients allykat. All moderators need patients if they're going to be a real trooper! hehe 
Dimview Rocks!!
<"hgtvjunkie><!!
BTW, I have a dictionary and am well aware of what patients are and are not...
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 09:53:08 AM new
Well then hgtvjunkie, you can't be a "mod" because they can't read a dictionary. (NO SLIGHT TO AW MODERATORS- just a silly little joke hehe)
But allykat, with her (thinging here) has a good chance at the opening! LOLOLOL!
j/k
Dimview Rocks!!  - dorky face hehe
<"mtnmama><!
[ edited by mtnmama on Jun 5, 2001 09:53 AM ]
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hgtvjunkie
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posted on June 5, 2001 10:05:18 AM new
It would be so kewl if allykat was a mod!! Wouldn't it be <"mtnmama><!!?? She knows the parts of the bible that really count are only found in the new testament. They should just trow the old one out. I KNOW you know what I'm talking about. If you don't email me, I'm a self ordained minister.
Everyone sing wit me:
Go tell it on Dimview over the hill and everywhere. Go tell it on Dimview that only my Saviour is King!! hehe
<"hgtvjunkie><!!
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 10:56:48 AM new
i am spechlest.
i hope you not getting this spam E-mails too, like the ones other peoples is getting. Because I am under the protection and I know how to get to heaven, do you? Even though your a self-ordained minister, I the greatest one of all. I can heal. I annoint baby with oil and lay my hands all over him and then get arrested for practicing witchcraft and child molestation. ROFL!
<"mtnmama><!
The above is a joke, nothing more than a joke and not said to resemble any living thing or human being. Well, maybe a living THING, but not a human being. And it is not part of this poster's real life opinions.
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allykat
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posted on June 5, 2001 11:05:05 AM new
I got it! I can just be DIMVIEW FURRBALL.....
You are so KEWL!!!!!
>^,,^^,,^<
MEOW pft pft
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hgtvjunkie
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posted on June 5, 2001 11:11:16 AM new
I've been getting spam emails too! Some are about enlarging male parts but I don't need that because I'm a virgo and am waiting till I get married.
I didn't know you had the gift of healing!! I have the gift of seeing in colors!! It helped when I was in real estate because it was easier to find the yellow house with green shutters. hehe
Dimview Rocks!!
<"hgtvjunkie><!!
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 11:22:31 AM new
Ohhh, I'm a virgo too! I'm waiting til I get married and then I can be a Viagra, right? <--dorky face
Yes, it help you to know colors because if you don't, you can't go to real estate school and be realtor and sell houses and know loans and get university degree and still be going to university at age 24 or 25. That be about 6 or 7 year at 4 year university right? But that okay because all in school, your teacher tell you it's okay not to learn how to spell, because you are so smart. he he I never larn how to spell or make comlpeat sentences because my mother and father say I so smart.
Oh yes, I found nice engagement ring at post office and no one inside post office would take it so I kept it. It's not really stealing is it? The same wit the $20 I found at laundrymat and the same with the salesgirl at Christmas who put things in my bag without me knowing about it. All that not stealing is it? Right? I am righteous and the only righteous person there is. MY God takes care of me alone and no one else, because I no like my enemies. he he <--dorky face
Have a wonderful day!
<"mtnmama><!!
The above is not said to resemble any living thing or human being. Well, maybe a living THING, but not a human being. And it is not part of this poster's real life opinions.
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hgtvjunkie
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posted on June 5, 2001 11:38:39 AM new
Well I agree with your parents & teachers <"mtnmama><! If you weer a real estate agent like me then you would know evrything two!! I think my smarts are from the seeing in colors. My god doesn't bless everyone in this way just special folks like miself. I saw a movie with Cameron Diaz in it and she saw in colors too. The movie was gross and I would not recommend seeing it but I went with my friends from the Christian coalition, there miners from west virginia that I saved. Anyway, we all thought the movie was gross but we get a discount because I am a student so we go to all R movies to warn others how gross they are. Then we go to starbucks and drink tons of caffiene because our bodies are not really temples of God cause we only beleive in Jesus and Dimview! hehe
<"hgtvjunkie><!
The above post is definetly not a impersonation of any person live or dead. Maybe an alien with mad cow disease... Any similarities is pure coincidence.
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hgtvjunkie
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posted on June 5, 2001 11:49:24 AM new
Allykat~~I'm sorry I misted your post. Dimview Furball would be so KEWL even my firends think so. I know you could just be a ladie of society at the country club all day but that you would do this for Dimview shows how great thou art!
<"hgtvjunkie><!
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allykat
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posted on June 5, 2001 11:52:01 AM new
I don't know but I do know that Dimview is SUCH a nice guy and has done so much for us here. KEWL going DIMVIEW. I think you could get this little duck picture nd then you could hide DIMVIEW DUCKS in auctions and when someone cliques on them, they win Dimview Dollars!!!! HEE HEE......WAY KEWL!! and if you do not agree with what I say, I am going to put my boyfried GORDO on here and he will threaten to beat you up. Well I don't care because i only anser to God and noone else. So there!
How do you make your words in BOLD?
I may have to find me a LONG SHARK!!!They turned off my cell phone today for non payment! Oh dear....How could they???? Can ya loan me some money or do I have to go to the long shark?
>^,,^^,,^< <aka furrball><!
MEOW pft pft
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hgtvjunkie
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posted on June 5, 2001 12:06:47 PM new
Allykat, why you don't need a loan!! You could always look for Dimview Ducks or use some monies or Dimview Dollars you get from all your sales at Dimview. Didin't we all just give you some money a few months ago?? Also, you could take all your auction merchandise down to the pawn shop and get a loan. Or maybe we could get the coalition to start a fund raiser~~ beanie babies raise lots and lots. So do recipes for SPAM! I'll ask Jesus in only the way I can do and pray real hard to determine if we should auction a beanie baby or a SPAM recipe.
DIMVIEW ROCKS!!
<"hgtvjunkie><!
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deichen
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posted on June 5, 2001 12:47:17 PM new
I think that DimView Dummy should be a voodoo doll! It would be a nice doll, unless you did not leave positive feedback for Dimview! This could first be brought to a public forum and if that didn't work... then Dimview could stick pins in it, little by little to gently nudge the person into leaving feedback. Also, should the voodoo doll wear panty hose or have naturally tanned legs? What do you think? Kewl idea or what?
Sorry I haven't been on much, I am sooooo busy closing down inappropriate websites! Just Kidding!
<"deichen><!
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deichen
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:01:55 PM new
Allykat,
To bold put this in front of your words or phrase...without the !...[!b] and at the end...[!/b]
I can't loan you any money though, I am broke too! What about that ex-DH of yours? If not, I am sure your bill collectors will work something out wit ya!
<"deichen><!
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:15:29 PM new
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Listen, I have $20 I found at the laundrymat one morning when I got up early to go do my laundry in the next town because they told me in this town I stunk. Ohhh, did I say that? I meant to say my clothes stunk real bad and they said I smelled up the dryeers, no- dryrs, no -driers, no- dryiers. I cin spell, honesty. Ya think I shoulda aksed that guy who dropped the money if it was his?
Maybe you can auction off a valuable diamond ring that was found at the post office for Dimview Dollars. I would give you 5 dimview dollars for it. Surely you can pay the bill with that. MY Lord provides for me. I won't need money, becuse I was born wit a silver spoon in my big mouth. That could explain my buck teeth. My parents wanted to keep me naturil, so they didn't pay for braces (cheap as they are) I want to look like Carmen Diaz. She has such pitiful watering eyes from ill-fitted contact lenses. Why did you make me take my picture off here? I'm not really ugly, just UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLY! Here's what I look like: <---dorky face! he he
<"mtnmama><!!
The above is not said to resemble any living thing or human being. Well, maybe a living THING, but not a human being. And it is not part of this poster's real life opinions. Well, maybe just a little bit.
deichen are you making sure you alone can close down those websites? It may take 2 weeks you know, but with your law class (hehe) and your real estate license, you should be able to do it. You are King!
Dimview Rocks!!!!!
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dimview
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:21:38 PM new
Well, darn it.
Dimview was going to answer that question, but was busy considering the suggestion about a chatboard and in the meantime deichen beat me to it.
That was an excellent idea because everyone could post threads about how much they like Dimview for hiding DimviewDummy among so many auctions, and talk about all the DimviewDummyDollars they've earned.
Since Dimview needs to run up that feedback number as quickly as possible do you think it would be a good idea to start photocopying a couple thousand recipes?
[ edited by dimview on Jun 5, 2001 01:24 PM ]
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deichen
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:27:21 PM new
Well, thanks for the compliment Dimview! I won't charge ya any consulting fees on that one! Recipes are a great idea! I love 'em, but only for dimview dollars, because I am broke (not as broke as allykat) but close! HE HE HE
<"deichen><!
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hgtvjunkie
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:29:04 PM new
I wish someone would get [email protected] shut down. It really stinks!
<"mtnmama><! I didn't know you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth!! I was just born with air in the head. But it's probably just as well because my stalker would probably be able to tract me down if I had a silver spoon in my mouth. I'm lucky I've got a place like Dimview to hang out and post all my personal info. My stalker will never find me there or at Starbucks! Even though I did see him once hiding behind a bush at the topless dancers convention at the Hollywood Bowl. I took the whole coalition with me in the Dimview cruiser to watch those girls shake their god given parts. I think I was the only virgo there!! he he
<"hgtvjunkie><!
If my posts remind you of anyone live or dead that's your problem not mine. All posts are purely fiction.
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:29:48 PM new
Yes as long as they belong to your grandmother! Now if I can remember correctly, both your grandmothers were not born here and have not lived here (either at all or long enough) to have old american style recipes handed down. Yet, all I saw on your other auctions were American cooking! Hmmmmmm, makes one wonder!
You are great!
Go Dimview!
Dimview Rocks!!
<"mtnmama><!!
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deichen
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:30:09 PM new
I almost forgot, Mtnmama: I can close them down and will, in less than 2 weeks. Just watch...then I will go after some more! I am MAD NOW!
<"deichen><!
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deichen
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:35:06 PM new
Whad ya talkin bout stalker? I ate meself a stalker of celery a minite ago and it was yummy!
I don go to da toples jonts because I am a taurus.
i fixd my spellin!
<"deichen><!
[ edited by deichen on Jun 5, 2001 01:36 PM ]
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:40:11 PM new
what is [email protected]? Is that a new cult domain? Oh, HA HA HA I am protected by blood.
No one can get to me. They are not belivers and will surely be cast upon the waters.
(Pssssssst: Is that the right scripture or am I confuzed again?)
Cast ye dimview dollars upon the waters and it comes back twofold.
And LOT was lied to. Or was he? Didn't his wife turn to rocks? Or was it stone? Or was it a pill of salt? Yes, she turned into a salt pill - saltpeter? Did Peter make salt? Or was that John? No he was beheaded. God destroyed Soddom and Gomorrah and made it into Starbucks at University at Disneyland.
Ohhh, I new I shuldn have taking those coffees last night. My head hurts. Everytime I hit it, there's an ecko.
<"mtnmama><!!  oops
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andrettitheoneandOnly
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:42:21 PM new
WOW!~!!
These are some great Ideas! I hope you guys don't mind but maybe I will incorporate some of them on my web site!
The DummyDollars are Great! I could use them to get folks to sell their stuff for the DD's and then kick them off the site!
J/K
Its a win win situation!
But then again I have ethics about the way I do business so I guess I could not do it after all!
But All in All I think these are all some great Gimmicks and surely will boost my site with a ton of inflated numbers!
As you know inflated numbers will get everyone's attention!
Have a Great Day!
BTW I could have my Graphics Guy Create your DimView Dummy Guy!
Maybe we could put a dunce cap on him and pay folks to look for him!
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hgtvjunkie
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:51:07 PM new
Dimview~~I always told eveybody you're the only CEO who cares about us and here you are posting! It shows how much you beleive in my saviour.
Deichen~~A stalker of celery might go well with spam. I think my grandmother has a recipe from the old country I could offer for DimviewDollars!! KEWL!
My grandmother never wore stockings as she was an old country blonde and loved to show off her hairy legs. The hair on her legs glistened like the gold in engagement rings~~why hide that with stockings!!
[email protected] is a scary sick person!! They can access your email accounts, change passwords to email providers they have no control over! It needs to be shut down. I wish there was a place all of us Dimview sheep could report such things to!
DIMVIEW Rocks
<"hgtvjunkie><!
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 01:55:20 PM new
I hope you guys don't mind but maybe I will incorporate some of them on my web site!
Sure we don't mind as long as you change the colors and take our name off. Then when we catch you, you can threaten to sue us for defamation and libel! And while you're at it, you can hire a dummy from your site and pay this dummy to look up laws for you and then you can get rid of the dummy and threaten to sue the dummy for practicing freedom of speech. And then you can steal a program written just for you for thousands of dollars because you never pay the writer for it. Why? Because you're great! You're the best! You are KING! You ROCK!
Dimview Rocks!
<"mtnmama><!!
Edited because I forgot my signature. DUH! That's why I'm a natural blonde with black roots. Uh,I mean a natural blonde with blonde glistening hairy legs cause I don't have to wear stockings. I perfre natural. I smell real good too!
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 02:02:27 PM new
I have a riddle!
What creature is blonde with a white streak down the center (like a skunk), has lots of GIRL friends but never had a date and has been around over 23 years?
First one to email me with the answer wins a dimview dollar and a free feedback!
<"mtnmama><!!
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mtnmama
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posted on June 5, 2001 02:19:45 PM new
<"hgtvjunkie><!!
You'd be so lucky to even have a stalker, let alone see one behind a bush! he he
I am wonderful. Dimview you are always in my gratitude and I pray for you all the time. You are on my prayer list. I would like to lay my hands on you to help you. (Hey, a girl can dream, can't she?)
<"mtnmama><!!
P.S. I would surely like to have five thousand dimview dollars. Can I have some just for laying hands on you? What would that make me? he he I am protected by blood.
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joice
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posted on June 5, 2001 02:59:48 PM new
Hello everyone,
Some of our membership may see some of the comments above as an insult to their Christian beliefs and some may be insulted by the joking in trying to type as if English were not your first language. We have a diverse group at AuctionWatch and we try to be sensitive to all.
Please do not continue to post in that vein.
The topic is gimmicks to attract customers to your auctions .... remember?
Joice
[email protected]
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