posted on December 11, 2001 10:02:35 AM new
This message is a demonstration of goodwill and is in no way an admission of liability.
WHEREAS:
ODAMNSFOSSILS, herein referred to as wishor, desires to promulgate, distribute, send and/or otherwise convey a seasonal message of good cheer to several recipients, herein referred to as wishees, and whereas wishor has been advised by controlling legal authority on the ramifications and implicit liabilities concomitant with conveyance of said seasonal messages,
NOW THEREFORE:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, wishor's best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, nonaddictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice period, practiced within the traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or of any secular practices wishee may feel more comfortable with, but with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, consistent with their implicit choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...
AND
Wishor's further best wishes for a fiscally successful, Personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of one commonly accepted calendar year -2001-, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make The United States what it is, and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, educational status, income level, place of residence, place of birth, voting record or gender orientation of the wishee.
NOTICE:
By accepting this seasonal greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual Application of good tidings for a period of one (1) year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
So. SEASON'S GREETINGS! (Subject to the terms and limitations stated above ;- )
Terry
