artdoggy
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posted on September 1, 2000 04:44:41 PM
I have several bidders who have fallen in love with because I enclose my bio with picture on every piece of jewelry I design. I thought about stopping the picture bit, because it is so risky these days, but I love putting my face with a purchase. Its such a difficult decision for me. I came home from work today and found a dozen roses and a plane ticket! I just don't know what to do, has anyone else had this problem?
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mtnmama
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posted on September 1, 2000 04:51:31 PM
Oh please.
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rarriffle
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posted on September 1, 2000 04:51:44 PM
Was the plane ticket from Wayne Newton?
 
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artdoggy
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posted on September 1, 2000 04:56:16 PM
Well, I wasn't going to say so, and I know no one here will believe me, but yes, it is from Wayne Newton. If you remember the earlier post about the purchase of wayne Newton, I sent his item overnight delivery. I mailed a picture of myself topless and it seems to have gotten his attention. He says he really is the Famous Wayne Newton, and the only stipulation on the plane ticket is I will ride nude, wearing a babooshka on my head, on one of his prize horses. For this I will be treated to a full weekend of his devoted attention. I know you won't believe me, I don't even expect you to, but it is true.
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Peachy77
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posted on September 1, 2000 04:56:41 PM
Tell Wayne that you'll only take the plane trip if you can bring your poodle!
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Peachy77
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posted on September 1, 2000 04:57:55 PM
Be willing to have the poodle shaved "naked" and get an extra saddle for him... does wayne have mini-ponies?
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jeanyu
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:01:07 PM
Artdoggy, you silly silly diva! Gave yourself away with the babooska reference. Now I have a mental picture of a stout well endowed (ie huge bazooms) naked woman, on a United Flight to Las Vegas to nosh with Wayne Newton, with a Babooska 
Shoot-- I love AW chats!
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artdoggy
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:01:53 PM
Now, I must admit, shaving the poodle to make him naked and riding on a mini-horse is a strong visual image. I have already thought of that since I go nowhere with out the artdoggy. I will wrap a red turbin around his head and insert his mother's jewel. I have never told anyone this but my poodle is psychic. He predicted 3 plane crashes and a carwreck I had while driving with my nails wet.
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Peachy77
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:05:00 PM
Artdoggy ROFLMAO I am really starting to like your posts!  You remind me of someone I know....
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artdoggy
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:07:51 PM
The babooska is strictly Wayne Newton's idea. He told me his favorite food was creme filled horns and his favorite drink was kool-aid. He said that the babooska bit is just a thing he has and he will divulge more later when I make the trip. I am going to go after my operation, I developed gall stones from drinking to much slim-fasty.
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mtnmama
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:11:37 PM
Ok Artdoggy..LOL!
Yep, that slimy-fast will give ya big gall stones causing removal of the gall bladder. That stuff is dannngerrrrrrous to the living.
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krs
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:12:01 PM
They might let you on the plane nude if your babooska makes it through the metal detector.
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nowwhat
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:12:40 PM
artdoggy ~ I have a copy of Wayne's biography that is very hard to sell. I would be happy to send it to you. Maybe you could have Wayne autograph it for you. That way you would have a nice reminder of your weekend romp shall we say or you could eBay it and make a few bucks.
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shellsputer
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:16:50 PM
How quickly we have forgotten the love that was booted out of here, who was so noble and...and what? It was the first topic I read, and probably the reason I went on to read other postings. (I should be listing, I should be listing, I should be listing!)
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artdoggy
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:29:26 PM
I have not tarnished my love for the nameless one! But, this is an exception, this is WAYNE NEWTON!! He would understand...because his love is so great he would not want to deny me the experience. So what is that suppose to mean about the metal in my babooska? Are you implying I may be packing a gun? I never fly with a gun, it is against the law. But I always smoke in the bathroom on the plane. It is a personal thrill of mine and I have never been caught. I have a lighter collection and I carry it with me everywhere I go and there are no laws against it. I know you won't believe me but my little poodle smokes too.
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jeanyu
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:37:33 PM
Ah ---that Wayne Newton--my grandma thought he was the cat's pajamas. So just a fast update for my mind---a naked artdoggy with huge bazooms with a cigarette puffing poodle clutched under one ample arm is going to see Wayne Newton. And only clothed in a babooshka round her head. Yep-- go for it--I'd do it. Why do I get the feeling that Wayne will be more interested in your poodle than you? Just wondering.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:52:04 PM
I can assure you, wayne will be interested in ME! I do not have ample arms, I have nice average size arms. My mother was a trapeze artist for Ringling Brothers. Eventhough I never preformed I did some of the highwire acrobatics for exercise. My brother was killed when he feel off the tram. He looked exactly like wayne newton. Artdoggy was a descendent of my grandfather's trained circus poodles. Part of the act was that they would smoke. It is a tradition in his lineage.
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jeanyu
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:54:59 PM
AWWWW--- Artdoggy are you kidding or serious. My aplogies if you are serious--if not---you rule Diva!!!
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MichelleG
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posted on September 1, 2000 05:57:11 PM
Everyone
This conversation seems to have very little to do with auctions so I am locking it up.
If you want to continue discussing Wayne Newton, the circus and artdoggy's lovelife, I suggest you take it to the Round Table (keeping the CGs in mind if and when you do).
MichelleG
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