posted on January 3, 2001 07:51:00 PM
With humble apologies to the Osmonds....
Yo-Yo - eBay style
Ho, ho ho, just like a yo yo.
Ho, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.
Well it's hard for me to see
how you got such a hold on me.
First Your up, and then Your down.
Then my sales goes around and around.
Well, I'll bet you five dollars I'm the only fool
who'll list their items with you.
And need I say I can't break away,
you control every little thing I do.
I used to be a seller,
until you wrapped me 'round your finger....
Just like a yo yo,
just like a yo yo.
Ho, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.
Ho, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.
Sellin', sellin' money keeps a-burnin'
like a fire in my pocket
when we're working, but when we're down altogether,
you keep changin' like the weather.
Whoops! Now up and down like a yo yo.
Just like a yo yo.
Ho, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.
Ho, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.
What I sell, and what I don't,
well it all just depends on you.
You build me up just to let me down.
But I dare not to make a sound.
'Cause I'm so afraid you will cast me away
like a beat up, worn out toy.
So I hold on tight with all my might,
just to be your selling fool.
No matter what you say or do,
I'm gonna bounce right back to you now
just like a yo yo.
Just like a yo yo.
Ho, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.
Ho, ho, ho, just like a yo yo.
