posted on May 6, 2001 10:49:39 AM new
Some of the things I just love to do:
--Turn priority mail boxes inside out and use them for free
--Overcharge just a bit on shipping to increase my profit
--Give vague descriptions so if the customer isn't happy with condition, I can tell them they should've asked
--Retaliate against a neg or neutral with a flaming neg
--Use buzz words in item descriptions to show up in more searches
--List item pics that are at least 2MB.
--Use busy wallpaper and flashing gifs to show off
--Include a TOS that is 94 lines long
--Put item description 3/4 of the way through my TOS
--Put "see description" for payment options, then not address it in description (and ask for cash from buyer after they win)
--Insist on insurance and then add it to my profit margin
--Make sure the background color and the text color are almost the same color
Feel free to use any of the above to your advantage.
Re your response on another thread...maybe you should have a troll as your employer--I think nicely telling someone to take a hike is LOTS better than telling them to shove it!!
