posted on October 30, 2001 07:54:45 AM
I received this from a friend in an email today. Thought it might raise a smile.
I think I've found inner peace. My therapist told me a way to achieve inner peace was to finish things I had started. Today I finished 2 bags of potato chips, a lemon pie, a fifth of Jack Daniels and a small box of chocolate candy.
posted on October 30, 2001 08:55:16 AM
Well, after finishing "2 bags of potato chips, a lemon pie, a fifth of Jack Daniels and a small box of chocolate" I don't think I'd have much "Inner Peace" until I also finished a couple bottles of Tums and Aspirin and ten hours of sleep.