posted on August 13, 2002 02:37:41 PM new
I've undertaken a serious study of the many reasons behind my buyers' failure to complete/conform to WBN's.
After much time & effort( not to mention hours spent by my "crack" team of engineers), I have discovered a foolproof ( yes, even the really BIG IGNORAMUSES) tool that guarantees absolute compliance.
Go to the header on your WBN and erase whatever simpering drivel you have there now.
Once that's done, type:
"Britanny Spears and Rudy Gulianis' Secret Love Tryst EXPOSED!!!!"
Woooo golly!!!
100% Compliance!!
Heck, people are even sending me checks without their having won an auction!!
posted on August 13, 2002 05:32:02 PM new
A FEW MORE DETAILS PLEASE. WHAT PEOPLE ARE SENDING YOU CHECKS? AND WHAT WOULD AND HOW WOULD THEY KNOW WHAT AMOUNT TO SEND? JUST A CURIOUS REPLY.
posted on August 14, 2002 06:32:33 AM new
PB ... Feel free to give them my address (for the cheques, I mean).
Some of the WBN I get are harder to figure out than Rocket Science, especially those that come from one of those idiot automatic auction services. I send those directly to my junk file and wait for the seller to send me a "real" email !
posted on August 16, 2002 11:09:21 AM new
I get a 30% compliance on the WBN most the time they send me an email. I then have to fill out the Shipping form and how they paid, more work for me, so much for a hands free business
