posted on September 21, 2002 03:13:07 AM
Relating to the Royals vs White Sox Game 9-19, first base coach attacked.
"Dad"
"yes son"
"how come we aint got us any shirts"
"you know we cant afford us any luxaries like that son" "besides we just done spent all our money on the pills we took and the 20 beers we done drunk"
"Dad...."
"yeah son"
"why dont we just attack that old dude standing there and take his shirt"
"good idea son, then when we are in jail we will have us some nice shirts and three square meals a day"
"ok dad, ready lets go"
THREE HRS LATER
"dad...."
"yes son"
"How come 35 guys drippin' with muscles beat the living crap out of us when we tried to take that ol' dudes shirt?"
"dont know son"
Ther are lots of good reasons not to become hooked on Meth and participate in in-breeding but these two rhodents could be the best.
[ edited by micmic66 on Sep 21, 2002 03:15 AM ]
posted on September 21, 2002 10:35:09 AM
Heck, with the state of the US legal system, they will probably end up suing the ballpark for serving them the alcohol that caused them attack the coach (you know their actions aren't really their fault, they are the product of our socitey).
Next, they will go after the team for beating them up and causing undue emotional and physical pain and suffering. The team turned into judge, jury, and executioner when the team recklessly attacked the two misunderstood downtrodden fans like they did. The team had no right to act in that way without a trial by a jury of the two misunderstood rednecks' peers (after all, who else would understand their plight?).
In the end, the two shirtless wonders with the high 'tattoo : tooth ratio' will probably end up becoming America's newest millionaires.
Just my cynical $0.02
I'm being cynical if you haven't guessed. Don't take me too seriously.
posted on September 21, 2002 02:27:47 PM
I was disappointed not to see those inbred idiots not dripping with their own blood n the squad car. And minus a few more teeth.
If you've ever wondered what the definition of "scum of the earth" was....
And the apple surely doesn't fall too far from the tree.
