posted on January 22, 2003 11:53:42 PM new
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance - particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME to download Tears
6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
[ edited by sun818 on Jan 22, 2003 11:54 PM ]
posted on January 23, 2003 02:41:09 AM new
Desperate..........In Addition...
During certain times of the year Husband 1.0 performs good, but during leaf raking, lawn mowing, snowstorms and football season, you have to install Helper 3.0. Maybe it's best to uninstall Television 2.1
posted on January 23, 2003 07:26:50 AM new
You know, I've TRIED to uninstall TV 2.1 several times! There must be some hidden prefs file that keeps bringing it back. Can anyone tell me what files to look for?
Also, breadwinner 1.0 is slowing down drastically since the MidlifeCrisis virius hit. We're trying the beta version of breadwinner 2.0 to see if it will take up the slack- but it is a little buggy still.....
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