posted on July 22, 2005 01:34:15 PM
For an assortment of reasons (PREGNANT WIFE-NON-WORKING OUTLOOK EXPRESS ALL DAY THURSDAY) I was unable to answer a question from member pertaining to one of my items for sale that ended last night. Here is what he emailed me after the item closed (he was not high bidder).....My response to him was a simple F/U
Here it is!!!
Well let's see,
RETRO...I think Webster refers to retro as backward. Kind of like 'retarded' if you know what I mean!?! Sort of like 'behind the times',
'not with it', 'asleep at the wheel', 'simplistic and not very sophisticated by today's standards' or a day late and a dollar short! Kind of like Jethro on the Beverly Hillbillies. Well. do me a little favor, please, tell Jethro at Retro to read his mail. It's damn annoying to keep writing and not hear anything back. But golly, maybe ya'll caint read!!!
Ah, forget it!
posted on July 22, 2005 01:38:57 PM
Probably one of the most obnoxious messages from a bidder of all time, can't stop laughing. My response would have been simply:
posted on July 22, 2005 03:12:07 PM
I got one in my last auction from some nitwit who was mad that he couldn't bid because he had zero feedback. On Ebay for 4 years, and no feedback! He called me arrogant, ignorant, and told me in no uncertain terms that my item wasn't going to make reserve unless he was allowed to bid, because he was the only person who could afford it. I thanked him for his interest, and let him know that if he ever did find himself with any positive feedback, he'd still not be bidding on my auctions, as he was now a member of my blocked bidders club.
The item doubled it's reserve and then some, and was paid for the same night the auction closed. Who do these morons think they are?
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Fue por lana y salió trasquilado...
posted on July 22, 2005 11:26:52 PM
Why not send his email address to a couple dozen porn sites? That'll keep him busy enough for a while where he won't have a chance to be creative with his emails to Ebay sellers.
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