posted on December 24, 2005 03:23:04 PM
email today..........from nobody I know.....
""Holiday Greeting (After the Lawyers are done...)."
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,
or sexual preference of the wishee.
"(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.)"
And to that I'll add: Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Peaceful Kwanza, and
the very best wishes for a happy New Year.
posted on January 10, 2006 06:58:20 PM
WELL what I was TRYING to do was to check the img link on the depression glass picture to see if it was valid by entering it into an OLD POST. I realized when I hit "enter" that it was going to bump the old post right upto the top of the list. geez.
