posted on December 29, 2005 11:44:23 AM new
Oh, the ladies can play too!
I'm busy doing other stuff right now and forgot to click on the email notification link in my original post, so now that THAT is done, I'll get back to work and patiently await everyone's words of wisdom
posted on December 29, 2005 12:08:54 PM new
I would rather not venture an uneducated guess on the subject of AH, since I'm not an expert. First, I'll need to go to my blocked bidders list and consult with some experts. There are several first class AH's on that list.
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
posted on December 29, 2005 08:31:59 PM new
Is A.H. in good condition? Condition is per scanned image. Any smudges are due to scanner.
Are all of the pieces there? There is one piece unless noted otherwise
Does it function? Item is believed to be functioning but is SOLD AS IS with no implicit warranty
Does it require any special import licences? Due to local tariffs and licensing requirements, buyer is responsible and will not hold seller liable for any tariffs or license requirements
Is it bigger than a breadbox? It will be stuffed in a standard Priority Mail Box; shipping 26.00 US only
Is it alive? Seller is not responsible for condition item is delivered in. PLEASE PURCHASE INSURANCE !
Can it be used as a weapon of mass destruction? Please refer to Homeland Security guidelines.
What does 'A' stand for? What does 'H' stand for? Is there really such a thing as A.H.?
A.H. is a strictly generic description that does not violate any VERO guidelines. Although many AH include accessories from Prada, Chanel. Coach, Abercrombie Fitch, Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, Columbia Sportswear, Nike, you are bidding on the actual item scanned which may or may not include these items.
posted on December 30, 2005 03:36:33 AM new"And now, for something completely different..."
"Peruvian officials saved 4,000 frogs from the cocktail blender after they were found hidden in an abattoir. In the Andes, frog cocktails are popular because of their supposed aphrodisiac qualities."
"What's red & green and goes 500 MPH?"
Say, Ralphie! Hate to tell ya kid, but I think you're Waring out that joke!
As David Steinberg used to say to his dog:
"Booga, booga, booga..."
posted on December 30, 2005 06:55:41 AM new"Come on, Ralphie! Just TRY the freezer ~ You'll LOVE it! TRUST ME!"
HESPERIA, Calif. - A woman with 17 dogs in her home _ two of them dead in a freezer _ was taken for mental health evaluation. The 51-year-old woman told deputies Wednesday that she froze the two dogs after they died because she could not bear to part with them, said Sgt. Randy Beavers of the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.
The woman also allegedly told Beavers she had performed an at-home autopsy (actually, in Thailand, they call that "FOOD PREPARATION) on one of the frozen dogs to determine how the animal had died, hoping she could prolong the lives of her other dogs.
"She has no malice whatsoever. She loves these animals. She thinks they are like her children," Beavers said.
Deputies said the stench of trash and dog feces in the home was overwhelming.
"When the deputies arrived, the smell about knocked them out," he said. "They couldn't even go into the house."
Thirteen surviving dogs were taken to an animal control facility. Two others ran away.
A friend of the woman telephoned deputies after phone calls to the woman went unanswered for a few days, Beavers said.
The woman, whose name wasn't released, was taken to Arrowhead Regional Medical Center Behavioral Health Unit for evaluation, Beavers said.
"Daddy....Nooooooooooooooo!"
As David Steinberg used to say to his dog:
"Booga, booga, booga..."
posted on December 30, 2005 11:32:35 AM new"When the deputies arrived, the smell about knocked them out," he said. "They couldn't even go into the house."
After Ralphie rips one of his infamous WMDs, I know just how these poor deputies feel!
As David Steinberg used to say to his dog: "Booga, booga, booga..."
posted on December 30, 2005 12:29:33 PM new
Thanks for the replies. I was going to have some fun with this thread, but something came up. Oh well... maybe next time.
Just wanted to share this with y'all:
This could be fun to give to someone you never wanted to see again
posted on December 30, 2005 03:18:29 PM new
Classic--My cats fart worse than dogs. It's not the food either. We have changed to different kinds of food and they still do it. I guess my cats are Okie redneck cats so they aren't too sophisticated. They do it in your face too!!!
posted on December 30, 2005 08:34:19 PM new
My cat farts too,you don't suppose its because she is a Hillbilly cat do ya?
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