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 irked
 
posted on July 11, 2006 03:25:07 PM
As you can tell this applies to the women

I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club, but this may be useful to
know. Mrs Irked became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened
to her and it could happen to you!!

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 27-year-old
well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the
trunk. They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag
and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs
exposed. It's impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club. You agree and they get in the back
seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to
you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your
neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!!

While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!

Mrs Irked had her purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow. She is running out
of purses, and plans to buy more at Sams...

**************
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!


 
 niel35
 
posted on July 11, 2006 03:57:43 PM
OMG - I'll even buy the Windex and rags at Sams. Which Sams or it is nationwide??

 
 pixiamom
 
posted on July 11, 2006 04:06:45 PM
[ edited by pixiamom on Jul 11, 2006 04:10 PM ]
 
 hwahwa
 
posted on July 11, 2006 07:25:19 PM
Niel,
Dont forget the condoms,it is for YOUR PROTECTION!!

 
 piinthesky
 
posted on July 11, 2006 08:10:43 PM
How do you use condoms for protection when cleaning windows?


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 tomwiii
 
posted on July 11, 2006 08:15:38 PM
"How do you use condoms 4 protection when cleaning windows?"







[ edited by tomwiii on Jul 11, 2006 08:17 PM ]
 
 piinthesky
 
posted on July 11, 2006 08:18:23 PM
Ahh Tom, you finally posted a picture of yourself, ya big weiner.


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[ edited by piinthesky on Jul 11, 2006 08:19 PM ]
 
 tomwiii
 
posted on July 11, 2006 08:19:49 PM
From a richardhead like you, THAT's a compliment!





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 piinthesky
 
posted on July 11, 2006 08:21:59 PM
Yeah ok but you're the whole thing. ROFLMAO


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 tomwiii
 
posted on July 11, 2006 08:34:40 PM
Wonderful!

So lovely to see the RT oozing over here into the EO!

"DANGER! Will Robinson! ACTIVATE IGNORE BUTTON!"







[ edited by tomwiii on Jul 11, 2006 08:35 PM ]
 
 agitprop
 
posted on July 11, 2006 08:36:51 PM
Nice, but it's just another Urban Legend. There's a similar story with two cute girls doing the same for older men.
 
 tomwiii
 
posted on July 11, 2006 08:41:41 PM
agitprop:

urban legend?









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 piinthesky
 
posted on July 11, 2006 08:56:09 PM
'So lovely to see the RT oozing over here into the EO!'

The topic was posted as OT, which I suppose one could say that it was posted in the wrong forum also.

But it's all in fun and no harm done but i'll remember your line the next time you ooze into the RT.



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[ edited by piinthesky on Jul 11, 2006 08:58 PM ]
 
 tomwiii
 
posted on July 11, 2006 09:11:50 PM
WHAT? WHAT?

Can't hear ya!

I've got an IGNORE BUTTON stuck in my ear!





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