posted on July 23, 2006 11:05:45 AM
I just had to get this one out there. I've had this stuck in my head. (SUNG TO THE TUNE "WE LOVE YOU CONRAD" from BYE, BYE, BIRDIE)
I love you watchers, oh yes I do.
I love you watchers, now I have two!
When you don't bid, I'm blue.
Oh watchers, I love you!
I love you watchers, oh yes I do.
I love you watchers, but you're not cool.
Instead of bidding, you drool!
Oh watchers, I love you!
I love you watchers, oh yes I do.
I love you watchers, you know the rule.
Comparing prices, your favorite tool.
Oh watchers, I love you.
I love you watchers, oh yes I do.
I love you watchers, non-bidders you.
My auction's over real soon!
Start bidding you baboons!
I love you watchers, oh yes I do.
My auction's over, that much is true!
I had no bids, not even two!
Oh watchers, I HATE YOU!