posted on February 2, 2007 08:20:23 AM new
Found this on the ebay stores board. Originally posted by r0518. It'd be even funnier if there wasn't so much truth to it!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
My name is Dr. I. B. Rippinoff.
Have you become frustrated selling your valuable items on eBay for little or no money at all? Do you want to get the max for your items and effort?
THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!
I was once in your shoes. For a week, I would try to sell my valuable items, only to have them sell for nothing. After 3-days of selling, I had enough. Instead of quitting, I decided to see what the "pros" were doing. After much diligent research, I have found the secrets to building high wealth through eBay!
You too can be successful by following the RippinOff Selling system!
This system of selling is all you will ever need to make a killing on eBay.
There is too much in this system to list everything that you will learn, but here is just a sample:
-How to create multiple buying accounts with little or no effort.
-How to set-up multiple email accounts, for the above, through external free email sites.
-Why you should never use your true address, or name, when creating your eBay accounts.
-How to change your listing description and policy section on-the-fly using images.
-How to get free image hosting and listing descriptions from your competitions auctions.
-Why it is sometimes good to use fuzzy, small pictures and vague descriptions to peak your bidders interest and imagination.
-How to get around the condition question with phrases like "looks great to me", "I'm not a professional grader", and other great phrases!
-How to use your various buying accounts to destroy your competitions listings in no time flat.
-How to ruin your competitions reputation using your multiple buying accounts.
-How to create a bidding frenzy on your items using your newly created buying accounts.
-How to find your bidders "true" maximum that they are willing to pay using eBay's bid retraction policy.
-Why PayPal is your friend when buying, but your enemy when selling.
-How to create an iron-clad no return policy.
-How to create your own auction house so that you can have floor bidders maximize your live auctions ending prices.
-How to maximize your profits using second-chance offers and your newly created buying handles.
-How to rake in the profits using flat-rate shipping.
-How to avoid having to combine shipping & handling for multiple purchases.
-Why it is important to have your auctions sell for over $200.00.
-How to keep your feedback tidy clean through mutual withdrawal and response timeouts.
-How to build your feedback with little to no effort.
-How to delay your customers from leaving feedback until it is too late.
-How to delay your customers from filing a PayPal dispute until it is too late.
...And so much more!
WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE RIPPINOFF SYSTEM!
Abdul abayawa (Nigeria)
It's a great system! I use it everyday along with my National Bank emails. Between the two, I'm making a great living!
Prince Ahkmed Mitada (Nigeria)
Before using the RippinOff system, I was having a hard time finding new people to help clear my American bank accounts through Western Union. With the RippinOff system, I have been able to finally advertise on eBay without having my auctions pulled, putting my description text in images, and have had great success finding new recruits. Thanks RippinOff!
Sheba Shiwanariana (Nigeria)
After eBay hid the bidder id's of people who bid over 200.00 on items, I found it difficult to send out my second chance offers to people who bid high prices on others auctions. With the RippinOff system, I now can create my own listings, with little effort, to generate my 2nd chance offer email lists. It's just so easy!
As an added bonus, I will include the following three special reports:
-How to get something for nothing buying stuff overseas and using PayPal's dispute console.
-How to find American sellers who don't ship using delivery confirmation.
-How to effectively threaten sellers with negative feedback to get discounts on your purchases.
posted on February 2, 2007 08:28:52 AM new
So true but funny nonetheless.
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