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 aintrichyet
 
posted on September 7, 2007 09:00:35 AM new
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw.

With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.
Expect less
NOW ............

REALITY . . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your donkey, it always comes back to bite you.


 
 GeneralFunds
 
posted on September 7, 2007 11:26:32 AM new
I've seen this one before except for the donkey coming back. Thanks for posting! Right along the line of what I needed today, especially.

Sharon

 
 tomwiii
 
posted on September 7, 2007 12:32:58 PM new
Ralphie has a DONKEY story too:

Farmer John was taking his newly-wed home in his ass-driven cart...

After about 10 minutes of walking, the donkey stopped for no reason & went into a fog...

Farmer John jumped out of the cart and ran over to the donkey, screaming profanities, ending with a shout of:
That's ONE!

The journey started up again, but, again, after a few minutes, the donkey stopped for no reason & zoned out...

Farmer John jumped out of the cart, ran over to the donkey and smacked him right between the eyes with his fist, screaming: That's TWO!

He got back into his cart and the journey started up again, but, again, after about ten minutes, the donkey stopped dead still!

Farmer John jumped out of the cart, whipped out an UZI, and shot the poor beast dead, screaming:
That's THREE!

When he got back into the cart, his newlywed turned to him blubbering:
You brute! That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen -- You brute!

Farmer John slowly turned to his newlywed...Gave her a long hard stare and said...


















That's ONE!







 
 aintrichyet
 
posted on September 7, 2007 12:51:03 PM new
OMG tomwii!!! LOL ... cut that out! (oops... i meant OMG Ralphie )


[ edited by aintrichyet on Sep 7, 2007 12:51 PM ]
 
 niel35
 
posted on September 7, 2007 03:36:35 PM new
Thats a riot, Ralphie.
How do you do bold words? - same as urls and imgs???

 
 tomwiii
 
posted on September 7, 2007 04:03:40 PM new
"How do you do bold words? - same as urls and imgs???"

ITALLICS: [i*]Ralphie[/i*] (remove the *) THUSLY: Ralphie

BOLD: [b*]Ralphie[/b*] (remove the *) THUSLY: Ralphie






 
 
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