posted on October 20, 2007 10:45:13 AM new
Attention: Beneficiary,
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract /
inheritance file and discovered reasons why you are yet to receive your
payment. It is because of irregularities and complications discovered on
your payment file by our technical experts in respect to your contract /
inheritance payment requirements which have just been duly rectified.
Meanwhile, we have been informed that you are still dealing with impostors
and non recommended officials in the bank. Such acts must stop for
security reasons if you wish to receive your payment. Since we have
decided to bring a solution to your problem, right now we have arranged
your payment through our atm swift card payment this is the latest
instruction by our new president Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar' Adua (GCFR)
federal republic of Nigeria. Below is the arrangement.
The swift card center will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to
withdrew your money from any atm machine in any part of the world, but
the maximum is one thousand dollars per hour, so if you like to receive
your fund this way please do let us know by contacting the card payment
center Dr.Silas Obi on hot line:+234-807-627-7934 Or email: [email protected] , And also try to contact him by
sending the following information to him.
1) Your Full Name
2) Current Postal Address
3) Phone/ Fax Number
4) Total Amount Expecting
5) Photocopy Of Your Passport.
6 ) Occupation
7) And your Age.
Instead of losing your fund.Please indicate to the card center the total
sum you are expecting and for your information you have to stop any
further communication with any institution or office until you receive the
ATM CARD. Call Director ATM CARD Center now Dr. Silas Obi as soon as you
receive this important message on his direct number: +234-807-627-7934
for more direction on this regards and also update him for further
instruction and directives on how to receive your Atm Card immediately.
Note: because of impostors, we hereby issue you our code of conduct tag
number which is (805) so you must have to indicate this code when
contacting the card center.
We await your urgent response.
Mrs. Susan Cole
Chief Auditor / Secretary
For Governor Central Bank Of Nigeria.
posted on October 20, 2007 10:51:58 AM newSir Ralphie, First VP of the Bank of Southern Rhodesia says: "Ceutainly!"
HOWEVER: he cautions that BEFORE you invest yer hard-earned scheckels with this clown, you FIRST consider Tom's extremely generous offer of PRIME Florida wet-land!
posted on October 20, 2007 11:42:58 AM new
Well, if I had some to invest, I might consider Tom's offer. Does anyone still fall for the Nigerian scams? I hate to think that some poor people (usually seniors) actually think they are genuine.
posted on October 20, 2007 04:22:09 PM new
Yikes. Run, don't walk. The garbled legalese is the giveaway. It's like the writer had a Chinese menu to work from--one from Column A, one from Column B, and so on.
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From Ellen Goodman on the coming Supreme Court case re lethal injection:
...as the Supreme Court takes up this issue again, I remember what Justice Harry Blackmun said after a 20-year struggle about just ways to administer the death penalty: "From this day forward, I no longer shall tinker with the machinery of death."
We are still tinkering. This time, we're tinkering with the dosage and the training. Tinkering with competence and mistakes. We are tinkering, tinkering, tinkering to avoid the possibility that we can't have our death penalty and our humanity, too.
...as the Supreme Court takes up this issue again, I remember what Justice Harry Blackmun said after a 20-year struggle about just ways to administer the death penalty: "From this day forward, I no longer shall tinker with the machinery of death."
We are still tinkering. This time, we're tinkering with the dosage and the training. Tinkering with competence and mistakes. We are tinkering, tinkering, tinkering to avoid the possibility that we can't have our death penalty and our humanity, too.
posted on October 20, 2007 06:26:38 PM new
Of course it's genuine & it wouldn't hurt to also include your Social Security number just to be on the safe side. Then pack a lunch & hang out at the ATM machine.
Hey this is better than playing the slots.
Of course they will want 2000.00 up front, but you'll get that in two hours.
"childrens do learn"