amber
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posted on March 12, 2008 09:23:17 AM new
I received this email from my daughter this morning, I though it was so funny.
"Maybe I'm overtired, as it is after 1 am, but in my search for yoga exercises for post-whiplash patients, I came across this article. I haven't changed a letter....
Lie down on your back with your arms alongside your body. Breed quiet and stay in that comfortable position until you feel calm. Breeding softly and feel relaxed. This is the position you go back to after each exercise. Remember to lie like this until you are calm and you breed softly. Remember to breed through your nose if possible. That's important.
Try to find a comfortable inn and out breeding while you do the exercise, like breeding out while you bow forward and breeding in while you go up again. Do all the exercises slowly. You will feel your body is getting softer with daily practice."
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glassgrl
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posted on March 12, 2008 10:49:10 AM new
LOL - that IS funny.
I started an ebay list I'm adding to when I have time:
A *DANA BUCHMAN* ALL SILK RED PARSLEY DESIGN RAP BLOUSE
NO SLEEVE CLUB STYLE RAP DESIGN RED PARSLEY BLOUSE
FIGURE TAILERED, FULLY LINED, LARGE V-NECK
NWT Dana Buchman Walnut Brown Knit Banded Ruch Top L
Donald J Pliner Sz 10M Quality Brown Heal Slides
Maggie Sweet Fringed Top and FrinElastic Pants
Wore Once So Excellent Condition Like New-
Tunic is a 1X and Pants are a Large
For the Women who is a little bigger on the top.
Top in like a cow neck and hangs some at neckline
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cherishedclutter
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posted on March 12, 2008 12:31:48 PM new
amber - too funny - I especially liked "breed through your nose if possible"
glassgirl - I hope you didn't buy that cow neck top.
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otteropp
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posted on March 12, 2008 01:02:40 PM new
Amber, That is so funny...!
In my LBR ( Life Before Retirement) I was a Realtor and always insisted that any paper or magazine that I advertised in sent me a proof and I used to go over every single word and check them.
One lady I knew thought it was a waste of time until one of her ads for a rather expensive house which had a 'Walk-in Pantry' showed up in our local paper as having a 'Walk-in Panty' . She never lived that one down.
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amber
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posted on March 12, 2008 01:33:02 PM new
That's funny otteropp. We think that maybe the writer of this website is Chinese. My daughter is working for someone setting up websites for alternative medicine doctors, so she has to research various conditions and their treatment. The other night she completed 12 pages, and finally went to close down the computer at 3 a.m. and accidently clicked "no" when asked if she wanted to save it.
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glassgrl
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posted on March 12, 2008 02:24:04 PM new
did we catch all the typos? and I forgot to add - I apologize in advance if any of these belong to a VDer.
Parsley = Paisley
Rap = Wrap
Tailered = Tailored
Ruch = Ruched
Heal = Heel
and of course Cow Neck = Cowl Neck
(of course that could of been Parsley print!
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photosensitive
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posted on March 12, 2008 03:03:45 PM new
Our local Penny Saver paper had a classified ad:
Tudor available with a master's degree in English.
And in San Antonio I say a used furniture store with a big window sign:
Sale on Chester Drawers
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“The illiterate of the future will be the person ignorant of the use of the camera as well as of the pen.”
Maholy-Nagy, Vision in Motion, 1947
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otteropp
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posted on March 12, 2008 05:49:16 PM new
I wonder how many students the English TUDOR is coaching? It wouldn't exactly instill confidence in his/her abilities!
I had best not comment on poor old Chester's Drawers!!
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ST0NEC0LD613
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posted on March 13, 2008 08:56:35 PM new
OT Reason for the population explosion!
I would say it's from lots and lots of sex.
Call it a hunch.
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amber
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posted on March 14, 2008 05:39:26 AM new
Stone: how else do you "breed"?
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photosensitive
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posted on March 14, 2008 05:50:31 AM new
Otteropp, I tend to give the "Tudor" the benefit of the doubt. My theory is that they called in the ad on the phone and the person taking it down heard "Tudor".
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“The illiterate of the future will be the person ignorant of the use of the camera as well as of the pen.”
Maholy-Nagy, Vision in Motion, 1947
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ST0NEC0LD613
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posted on March 14, 2008 01:31:01 PM new
Stone: how else do you "breed"?
Petri Dish.
Test Tube.
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