bearmom
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posted on July 7, 2000 07:28:56 PM new
They list your PC on Ebay.
The boss has his office number unlisted.
The IRS sends your monthly deduction back to you.
They list your desk on Yahoo-first bid wins.
The water is turned off in the executive restroom.
Your paycheck bounces-marked 'account closed'
Your boss asks how you'd feel about early retirement-and you're 22!
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xifene
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posted on July 7, 2000 07:33:49 PM new
I actually had a paycheck bounce once.
That was quite a thing, let me tell you! LOL!
--xifene--
http://www.auctionusers.org
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noteye
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posted on July 7, 2000 08:00:14 PM new
Your boss asks "have you ever considered a career in baby-sitting?".
Your co-workers are practicing "would you like fries with that", under their breath.
Your computer keeps informing you "unable to locate dial tone" when you try to log on to the internet.
You boss asks how you feel about the barter system.
Your boss' wife just took the mercedes, sold the house and ran off with that hot young clerk.
Your boss' new wife is built, blonde and twice as dumb, but loves to shop.
Your boss doesn't care how much she spends as long as she is home when he gets there.
The boss' son says "lets try it this way".
The new office manager/college grad comes in from the office supply store with a stack of colored folders, color coded tab sheets and a gleam in his eye.
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bearmom
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posted on July 8, 2000 04:59:47 AM new
Noteye, sounds like you'te talking from experience!
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 8, 2000 07:27:52 AM new
Company installs pay toilets.
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bearmom
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posted on July 8, 2000 07:51:19 AM new
Company brings in porta-potties. And puts them OUTSIDE the gate!
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 8, 2000 06:35:08 PM new
Boss comes in drunk and tells everyone they can take a week off.
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 9, 2000 05:58:40 AM new
You arrive at work and there is a child's bicycle in your parking spot.
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toomanycomics
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posted on July 9, 2000 08:09:15 PM new
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 10, 2000 07:15:00 PM new
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 12, 2000 05:16:14 PM new
The boss/owner is riding a Moped to work.
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newguy
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posted on July 12, 2000 09:06:37 PM new
There is a 60 minutes camera crew and Mike Wallace at the front door.
Miscreant  -and proud of it!
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 13, 2000 03:41:50 PM new
Your new boss looks like the guy in the last post.
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 14, 2000 08:24:04 AM new
Your company charges you $5.00 per day to park your car in their lot.
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 14, 2000 05:18:09 PM new
Let's get some more ideas here.
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toomanycomics
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posted on July 14, 2000 08:04:30 PM new
i'm working on it 
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jonahhex
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posted on July 14, 2000 09:36:33 PM new
The boss at my last job put a jar by the coffee pot with a fifty cents label on it and a slot cut in the lid to insert the quarters! There were only three employees. Guess who started drinking coffee alone after that! LOL
James
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 15, 2000 06:31:01 AM new
You show up at work and everyone is sitting at their desk under a tent.
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newguy
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posted on July 15, 2000 10:28:44 AM new
You show up for work and find out you are now the big boss.
Miscreant -and proud of it!
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 15, 2000 12:09:27 PM new
You look in the morning newspaper and the stock symbol for your company has disappeared.
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toomanycomics
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posted on July 15, 2000 06:44:58 PM new
you file a sexual harrassment on yourself...
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 15, 2000 09:21:50 PM new
Good one toomany.
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 15, 2000 09:22:54 PM new
You leave your new laptop at work and see it that night on Ebay!
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 16, 2000 06:32:48 AM new
The company cafeteria starts serving dog food for lunch.
[ edited by vogeldanl on Jul 16, 2000 08:10 AM ]
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 16, 2000 08:09:37 AM new
Your new secretary is the owner's 6 year old daughter.
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 16, 2000 10:26:28 AM new
You have to pay $5.00 to get in your office.
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 16, 2000 02:06:38 PM new
The Board of Director's Meeting is held in the bathroom.
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 25, 2000 06:30:35 PM new
Your dog can type faster than your secretary.
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EyeOfNute
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posted on July 26, 2000 01:19:15 AM new
Your dog looks better than your secretary.
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vogeldanl
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posted on July 26, 2000 07:10:56 AM new
And smells better.
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