posted on July 25, 2000 01:54:21 PM new
There's a black sheep in most every family, krs. I think she'll understand. Maybe you could get mom to break the news.
Good luck with the homicide thing, BTW.
Deny everything, demand proof, make counter-accusations.
posted on July 25, 2000 04:42:08 PM new
One hell of a way to tell me, bub! Did you actually think you could hide your brother's matriculation from an Ivy League college from ME????
Goodbye forever...it was good while it lasted, but it was doomed.
Lighten up you overwrought and grasping monster! It's not the brother (who happens not to go by the same name, for obvious reasons) that bothers you, it's my discovery of a flower still in bloom that does!
posted on July 25, 2000 04:55:30 PM new
Awwww, honey, you always told me that you liked a more mature blossom...that the droop in my petals flipped your switch...
*Sigh*
It's not like I ever criticized the angle of your dangle...
