posted on August 24, 2000 03:37:47 PM
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Bob, Downunder but never down.
posted on August 24, 2000 07:02:09 PM
Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are Obsessive Compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 2, 3, 4, and 5.
If you are co-dependent, please have someone else press 6 for you.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what button you press... nobody cares.
posted on August 24, 2000 07:26:43 PM
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posted on August 25, 2000 12:39:56 AM
"This is a test to see i f the test of the test tested OK..if this test did NOT test OK, please test thetest again.
Keith
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
posted on August 25, 2000 08:00:05 AM
I can’t quite reach the ground!" the madman giggled.And floating there, as he was, with face contorted in the pain of laughter, how odd I thought the scene to be. And standing there, as I was,Planted solidly, taunting gravity.I found that the more I thought about it, the heavier I became...sinking deeper into stony ground, while the madman, the madman f.l..o...a....t.....e......d.............a.....w.......a......... y .
