stusi
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:43:31 PM
which recently departed poster has come back to life tonight with their first(?) post?
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barrybarris
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:44:41 PM
The Las Vegas gig didn't work out so you thought you would try your humor here?
Barry (have a ice cream cone) Barris
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snowyegret
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:47:53 PM
And that's the fun part of fundamentalism....
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:48:02 PM
What? No offer to pray for us sinners?
What kind of preacher are you?!?!
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zeldas
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:52:37 PM
I thought you fired your agent
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:53:04 PM
Actually, Hell could be very interesting.
I've always wanted to meet Jerry Farwell.
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ImrightYoureWrongSoThere
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:56:42 PM
Make your jokes while you can because when you meet your maker the laughs will end.
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spazmodeus
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:01:59 PM
The D and the A and the M and the N and the A and the T and the I-O-N ... Lose your life, lose your name, trade it in for a suit of flame!
-- Squirrel Nut Zippers
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KatyD
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:02:22 PM
Where's Marty when you need him? *sigh*
KatyD
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Zazzie
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:06:18 PM
I guess this is the 'Christian' version of
Neener Neener Neener!!
I think your pastor might want you to refine your witnessing techniques---cause not many sinners will be seeing the light with the ones you using now.
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snowyegret
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:08:08 PM
Religion selector here
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krs
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:09:09 PM
We are tools God will use to keep people out of hell IF ...
A. We walk circumspectly
B. We warn compassionately
C. We work continually
D. We witness clearly
E. We win consistently
Is there a hell? Yes, there is!
Join me in our efforts to keep people from going to hell!
Thanks anyway. I'd prefer hell to listening to fundamentalist scripted haranges.
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zeldas
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:11:02 PM
ImrightYoureWrongSoThere
If you can't laugh at yourself, someone else will.
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ImrightYoureWrongSoThere
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:11:43 PM
I'm not witnessing. Been there, done that on this board. But I will be praying for you all.
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Zazzie
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:12:45 PM
Then what are you doing???
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Antiquary
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:13:09 PM
I think the RT's been adopted as some cult's special project.
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ImrightYoureWrongSoThere
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:14:01 PM
This is truly a sad bunch. Hell is waiting. Take heed and repent while you still can. I see that I'm wasting my time here. Good night all. Have a nice weekend.
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ImrightYoureWrongSoThere
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:15:55 PM
G - O - T - C - H - A but good! lol I needed a good laugh tonight.
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Zazzie
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:16:27 PM
I heard that the Oklahoma City Bomber is a Christian----hope ya have a fine time up there with him. He'll get there a bit before you though.
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:18:31 PM
Gotcha?
Not hardly. Although, you did serve as a bad example of a troll. A good troll would have been much smoother in their expression of crap. Not even ONE ruffled feather in the group.
Sorry, I'm going to have to give you a D+. Better luck next time.
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Antiquary
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:18:57 PM
It seems to be easily amused.
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Zazzie
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:20:32 PM
He must be high on his belly button fluff
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Baduizm
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:21:06 PM
<truly confused here. laying low, otherwise.
[ edited by Baduizm on Mar 30, 2001 09:21 PM ]
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ImrightYoureWrongSoThere
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:22:23 PM
Well I got a good laugh out of it anyway which was the whole purpose of the thread. And yes, I am VERY easily amused!!! Everyone have a great weekend!
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Antiquary
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:22:37 PM
If it doesn't cost too much to feed, maybe we could keep it.
[ edited by Antiquary on Mar 30, 2001 09:23 PM ]
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kcpick4u
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:25:30 PM
I rather laugh with the sinner's than cry with saint's
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snowyegret
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:29:08 PM
Antiquary, the RT's special project?
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Antiquary
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:31:15 PM
Yeah, snowy, I bet we could even home school it.
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mrpotatoheadd
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:34:20 PM
Going to hell? Damn! You spoiled my whole weekend.
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KatyD
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:35:34 PM
Ahh..but is it potty trained? 
KatyD
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