posted on September 27, 2001 01:16:24 PM new
The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people can not stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife. Tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.
I got this as an email and couldn't resist passing it on.
posted on September 27, 2001 01:35:30 PM new
As if the American people weren't scared enough right now...
One sight of me nekkid would flush out the terrorists, all right.
Pity my poor neighbors, though.
posted on September 27, 2001 02:41:54 PM new
All that would see me are cows.
Do you think any of them could be in on the plot, cause I think I could scare 'em.
posted on September 27, 2001 06:55:06 PM new
I haven't heard that it's working...at least in the eastern time zone. We may have to try this for as many nights as needed...you know, when duty calls!!
