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 Muriel
 
posted on September 30, 2001 04:02:37 PM new
I just got this from my Marine son-in-law, and I don't know whether to laugh or crawl in a hole.

Subject: Police Warning Importance: High

This is very scary and is not a joke. Please read - it definitely is a serious threat to our lives and health. This is an alert about a virus in the original sense of the word. One that affects your body.....not your hard drive. There have been 23 confirmed cases of people attacked by the Klingerman Virus, a virus that arrives in your real mailbox, not in your e-mail inbox. Someone has been mailing large blue envelopes, seemingly at random, to people in the U.S. and Canada. On the front of the envelope in bold black letters is printed "A Gift For You From The Klingerman Foundation". When the envelopes are opened, there is a small sponge sealed in plastic. This sponge carries what has come to be known as the Klingerman Virus and public health officials state this is a strain of virus they have not previously encountered. Those who have come in contact with the Klingerman Virus have been hospitalized with severe dysentery. So far seven of the twenty-three victims have died. There is no legitimate Klingerman Foundation, mailing unsolicited gifts. If you receive an oversized blue envelope in the mail marked "A Gift For You From The Klingerman Foundation". Do not open it!!!!! Place it in a strong plastic bag or container & call the police immediately. The "gift" is one you definitely do not want to open.



[ edited by Muriel on Sep 30, 2001 04:03 PM ]
 
 plsmith
 
posted on September 30, 2001 04:07:11 PM new
Looks like yet another "urban legend", Muriel.

http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/klingerman.html
 
 Muriel
 
posted on September 30, 2001 04:20:04 PM new
pl - whew! I knew someone would know! Thanks!

 
 snowyegret
 
posted on September 30, 2001 04:31:33 PM new
Have no fear. It's bullsh*t.

http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/klingerman.html
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
 
 plsmith
 
posted on September 30, 2001 04:37:14 PM new
I just love it when we agree, Snowyegret.

Edited to add: Muriel, get on the horn to your son-in-law and see if you can prevent the entire Marine Corps from spreading that fear...
[ edited by plsmith on Sep 30, 2001 04:39 PM ]
 
 snowyegret
 
posted on September 30, 2001 04:45:49 PM new
LOL! I'll blame the smaller font on my computer today and my glasses.

I'll worry when I get cultureswabs or Petri dishes in the mail.


You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
 
 Muriel
 
posted on September 30, 2001 04:56:23 PM new
It's kinda scary to think the Marine Corps. actually belived this. And to think they're protecting us again the bad guys. Yipes!


 
 plsmith
 
posted on September 30, 2001 05:07:57 PM new
Don't even go there, Muriel...

Snowyegret,
 
 
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